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dumbest shit said to a cop.....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mopius, Aug 3, 2001.

  1. mopius

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    dumbest shit said to a cop.....

    Discussion started by mopius - Aug 3, 2001

    cop-- http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//mad.gif'>why did you yell at me when you drove by? [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//mad.gif'>
    the reason i yelled at you cause i saw a deer in the road back there.

    cop--why are you at school at 12:00am??
    i just needed to get my text book that i left here
    cop--in the summer?

    thats the ones i remember...how bouts you?
     
  2. keep

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    keep - Replied Aug 3, 2001

    dumb little kid: Oh shit man theres a pig in the parking lot hide that beer man

    cop, who until that point was just going into the store for coffee and donuts or somthing: what? are you dumb or something?

    kid: umm i thought....

    cop: come here!

    he talked to the kid for a while then went in the store, never came and looked in my car.
     
  3. Klypse

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    Klypse - Replied Aug 3, 2001

    cop:Well Im just going to give you a warning for right now.
    Dude : ok officer
    Cop : (walking away) stay out of trouble now
    Dude : (under his breath) fat ass bastard
    Cop : (running back) what was that son?
    Dude: I was talking to my friend(friend is a skinny anorexic)
    Cop: ticket

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  4. jades_blue

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    jades_blue - Replied Aug 3, 2001

    at a rave held in a paint ball place - By the time I got inside of the party - I was frying on 2 purple pyramids.. the paint would shoot off every now and then only to land on the floor or on peoples clothes. Plus it would drip from the ceiling and walls. (not shitting you)

    Anyhow, cops are standing under a little 'fort' so they don't get dirty and my stupid ass walks up and says - "don't worry, it will disappear in a couple of seconds." - he responds with a slow nodding of the head and a dragged out "right"...
     
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  5. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Aug 3, 2001

    real story...

    outside with friends sippin on beer...
    along come 2 motorcycle cops and a car of plainclothes.

    cop: what you got there?
    me: beer.
    cop: you know you can carry that shit around.
    me stepping of the sidewalk: but I'm on my lawn.
    cop: you weren't when I saw you.
    me: you got to be kidding me!
    stupid friend: maybe when can make some sort of deal.
    big cop: (laughing) you want to make a deal son?
    me(to stupid friend): Shut the fuck up man!
    big cop: (serious now) what kind of deal?
    stupid friend: how about some cash?
    me: SHUT UP!
    big cop: sure.. cash... give 'em a ticket!
    cop: here you go..
    me: 160 fucking dollars.
    big cop: nice deal eh?
    me: 160 bucks for 3 dollars worth of beer?
    big cop: Thank your friend.
    me (to the retard): you're sooo fucking dead.
     
  6. ZENYTH.ASP

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    ZENYTH.ASP - Replied Aug 3, 2001

    Here is the dumbest thing I have ever heard a cop said...

    Cop: What the hell are you doing in a train yard in the middle of the night with a backpack full of spray paint?I just don't get it.



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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Aug 3, 2001

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  8. MASk!

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    MASk! - Replied Aug 3, 2001

    me and friend getting stopped by cop right after bustin out at about 3 in morning drunk and high.


    cop-what are you guys up to
    me-oh not much i was just showin my friend around
    cop-kinda late huh mind if i see whats in your backpacks
    me-oh no yeah go ahead.
    cop-lotsa paint in here have you guys been huffin
    me-hahahah huffin oh no man noway
    cop-alright well we whada few breakins around here guys matched you description hooded shirts backpacks just checkin have a good night
     
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  9. fr8lover

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    fr8lover - Replied Aug 3, 2001

    a burly female cop was at a checkpoint at a party a couple years ago after it was broken up and she asked me "did you have anything to drink?" and "do you have any beer in the car?" and i was baked at the time so i simply said..

    "no sir"
     
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    boogie hands - Replied Aug 3, 2001

    hahaha...thats some swift shit right there

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  11. imported_SecretAgentX9 - Replied Aug 3, 2001

    "no that wasnt me"

    it didnt work.
     
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    otto dix - Replied Aug 3, 2001

    cop: are there any illegal weapons or narcotics in the car?
    jeff: uh....uh...i dont think...i mean....not that i know of.
     
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    WebsterUno - Replied Aug 3, 2001

    *I was shrooming, I got pulled out of a
    backseat while cruising for not having a seatbelt on*
    Cop-are you on COKE?
    Me-WHAT!?!? NO WAY
    COP-Then why are your eyes spininng in circles
    Me-Huh? What?! *i couldnt hear sound*
    Cop-what are you on?
    Me-NOTHING!
    Cop-are you sure?
    Me-ok, Im drunk.
    Cop-see, thats all you had to say.
    Heres your ticket! bye!
    Me-What?
     
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    JimmyHofa - Replied Aug 3, 2001

    i was pretty high
    cop: come over here!
    me: me (only one in sight)
    cop: where you coming from?
    me: cvs
    Cop: what were you doing there?
    me:... buying soda (empty handed)
    cop:where you headed ?
    me: home
    cop: (shining light in my eyes) you been drinking tonight?
    me: not (litteraly)
    cop: are you alright?
    me: yeah, im just nervous because you're putting pressure on me
    cop:well we had a call come for tresspassing on the train tracks. you weren't out here with another guy were you?
    me: no, i'm slone
    cop:well you match one of the ids descriptions
    me: oh, ... sorry?
    first and hopefully last encounter with john law.
     
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    Brain Damage - Replied Aug 4, 2001

    Stupidest thing a cop has said to me.
    COP: Did you just steal gas from Thortons?
    Me:No
    COP:Are you sure?
    Me:Yes
    COP:Where are you coming from (we were driving towards the gas station)
    Me:The park
    COP:What were you doing at the park?
    Me:Skateboarding (we're covered with sweat and there's skateboard in the back seat)
    COP:You sure?
    Me: (looks back at skateboard and whipes sweat off my face)Yeah I'm pretty sure.
    COP:OK. Just had to check. Thank you have a good day.
    Me:You too.

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