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Dumb questions you were afraid to ask

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by fatlaces, Sep 30, 2002.

  1. fatlaces

    fatlaces Member

    Joined: Sep 10, 2001 Messages: 879 Likes Received: 7
    Do you have a question that has been burning you up inside but were too afraid to ask your friends because you didnt want to be seen as an idiot??

    why not help out your fellow 12oz'ers and answer their dumb questions.

    ill start.

    what was a horseshoe crab called before we had horseshoes?
    same deal with houseflies and money spiders.

    who decided that the planet we lived on shall be called earth?? was their some sort of ballot?

    can anybody tell me what the initials DC mean in Washington DC(this is a very serious question)???
  2. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
  3. seppuku

    seppuku Member

    Joined: May 11, 2000 Messages: 718 Likes Received: 0
    dc = district of columbia
  4. mmmm..tacos

    mmmm..tacos New Jack

    Joined: Feb 6, 2002 Messages: 51 Likes Received: 0
    stink whisker
  5. master bates

    master bates New Jack

    Joined: Jul 21, 2002 Messages: 73 Likes Received: 0
    Do vergetarians eat animal crackers?
    Why is it that we die on parkways yet park on driveways?
    Why is my penis not ten inches?

    These questions have boggled me for years. Someone please help me out!
  6. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    why is george bush still alive?
  7. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    when i wake from a wet dream..was it good for her?

    why do most of my spiritual friends do drugs?
  8. chicken bone

    chicken bone Guest

    If I fuck myself in the ass will I get pregnant?:eek:
  9. friz

    friz New Jack

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 37 Likes Received: 0
    Where do babies come from?
  10. ~i~hear~voices~

    ~i~hear~voices~ New Jack

    Joined: Sep 5, 2001 Messages: 31 Likes Received: 0
    :lol: this thread is great!!

    what came first the chicken or the egg?
    can i use that green mold growing on my penis to cure colds?
    am i concidered and alcholholic(sp) if i drink by myself?
    is there really a santa claus?
    what about the easter bunny and tooth fairy!?
  11. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    hahaha fuckin chickenbone

    that had me crackin up.


    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 28 Likes Received: 0
  13. evilistic

    evilistic Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 22, 2001 Messages: 3,554 Likes Received: 0
    do maggots get drunk when they bury alcoholics?
  14. friz

    friz New Jack

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 37 Likes Received: 0
    Why do people laugh or throw up when I shit and/or piss my pants?
  15. spec

    spec Guest

    Ummm.. What the fuck?!