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I've got one.. I may have posted it before...

 

Q: How do you catch a polar bear?

 

A: Well we all know how polar bears love peas, right? Go to the Antartic in search of a polar bear. Cut a hole in the ice and place a circle of peas on the outside of the hole. When the polar bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole.

 

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this guy went to the doctor and said " doc i got a serious problem and i need your help, but im too embaressed to show you" the doctor says "im a professional, you can trust me" so the guy pulls down his pants and reveals the smallest penis the doctor has ever seen. the doctor starts rolling on the floor laughing. after about 10 minutes the doctor gets up and says "you'll have to excuse me....what seems to be the problem?

 

"it's swollen"

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