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Dumb joke of the day.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Oct 8, 2002.

  1. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,058 Likes Received: 47
    Jay Leno has a dumb joke of the day section...... this just in: all of Jay Leno's jokes are pretty dumb. Ok, I just found that a bit ironic, go ahead and make this a dumb joke thread now.
     
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Here I'll start off....

    what do you call a dog with now legs?
    it doesn't matter he won't come.


    boooooo
     
  3. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,149 Likes Received: 0
    OKAY OKAY I GOT ONE


    WHAT IS UNDER THE PILSBURY DOUGHBOYS APRON??

    .......DOUGH NUTS!!!!
     
  4. socrates

    socrates Guest

    PLease die...just choke on a bone or something please
     
  5. dahighlifdhl

    dahighlifdhl Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2002 Messages: 1,430 Likes Received: 0
    you

    damn that was dumb
     
  6. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    I've got one.. I may have posted it before...

    Q: How do you catch a polar bear?

    A: Well we all know how polar bears love peas, right? Go to the Antartic in search of a polar bear. Cut a hole in the ice and place a circle of peas on the outside of the hole. When the polar bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole.

    :lol:
     
  7. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

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    ITS A GOOD THING IT SAYS "BAD JOKE OF THE DAY" THREAD OTHERWISE ID FEEL STUPID..INTENTIONAL DUMBASS
     
  8. socrates

    socrates Guest

    Slit Your Wrists
     
  9. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    WhAt_dA_fUcK, is you're fascination with caps lock?
     
  10. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

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    oh geez, good one rage.
     
  11. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

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    I DUNNO DONT REALLY PAY MUCH ATTENTION TO IT BUT IF IT BOTHERS YOU THEN..........my badz
     
  12. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

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    the joke and all anyway.
     
  13. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,149 Likes Received: 0
    A guy says "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women"

    "Yeah what happened" asked his friend.

    The first guy replies "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."
     
  14. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,058 Likes Received: 47
    well, my whole thing is like, I posted this thread to tell about Leno's stupidness... I wasn't trying to rival another thread.
     
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