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Dumb joke of the day.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Oct 8, 2002.

  1. Dirty_habiT

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    Dumb joke of the day.

    Discussion started by Dirty_habiT - Oct 8, 2002

    Jay Leno has a dumb joke of the day section...... this just in: all of Jay Leno's jokes are pretty dumb. Ok, I just found that a bit ironic, go ahead and make this a dumb joke thread now.
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Oct 8, 2002

    Here I'll start off....

    what do you call a dog with now legs?
    it doesn't matter he won't come.


    boooooo
     
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    WhAt_dA_fUcK - Replied Oct 8, 2002

    OKAY OKAY I GOT ONE


    WHAT IS UNDER THE PILSBURY DOUGHBOYS APRON??

    .......DOUGH NUTS!!!!
     
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    socrates - Replied Oct 8, 2002

    PLease die...just choke on a bone or something please
     
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    dahighlifdhl - Replied Oct 9, 2002

    you

    damn that was dumb
     
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    -Rage- - Replied Oct 9, 2002

    I've got one.. I may have posted it before...

    Q: How do you catch a polar bear?

    A: Well we all know how polar bears love peas, right? Go to the Antartic in search of a polar bear. Cut a hole in the ice and place a circle of peas on the outside of the hole. When the polar bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole.

    :lol:
     
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    WhAt_dA_fUcK - Replied Oct 9, 2002


    ITS A GOOD THING IT SAYS "BAD JOKE OF THE DAY" THREAD OTHERWISE ID FEEL STUPID..INTENTIONAL DUMBASS
     
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    socrates - Replied Oct 9, 2002

    Slit Your Wrists
     
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    -Rage- - Replied Oct 9, 2002

    WhAt_dA_fUcK, is you're fascination with caps lock?
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Oct 9, 2002

    oh geez, good one rage.
     
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    WhAt_dA_fUcK - Replied Oct 9, 2002

    I DUNNO DONT REALLY PAY MUCH ATTENTION TO IT BUT IF IT BOTHERS YOU THEN..........my badz
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Oct 9, 2002

    the joke and all anyway.
     
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    WhAt_dA_fUcK - Replied Oct 9, 2002

    A guy says "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women"

    "Yeah what happened" asked his friend.

    The first guy replies "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Oct 9, 2002

    well, my whole thing is like, I posted this thread to tell about Leno's stupidness... I wasn't trying to rival another thread.
     
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