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Dude shipped himself in a cargo crate from NYC to Dallas. 1500 miles. In a box.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Sep 10, 2003.

  1. Poop Man Bob

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    Dude shipped himself in a cargo crate from NYC to Dallas. 1500 miles. In a box.

    Discussion started by Poop Man Bob - Sep 10, 2003

    I'm surprised no one posted anything about this.

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    johnny - Replied Sep 10, 2003

    shit, sometimes continentals just too much to fly in the cabin...
     
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  3. WebsterUno

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    WebsterUno - Replied Sep 10, 2003

    *believe*

    I thought this was about the guy who
    shipped himself in a box via delivery truck.
    He traveled pretty far too. About 2 days on
    the road. I cant find the link. This story keeps
    popping up. I saw it on TV the other day.
     
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    dorkone - Replied Sep 10, 2003

    how shitty would it be to get busted when you were that close.....
     
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  5. SteveAustin

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    SteveAustin - Replied Sep 10, 2003

    so how much money was he saving by shipping himself via crate instead of a plane ticket?
     
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    casekonly - Replied Sep 10, 2003

    haha
     
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    non-hetero - Replied Sep 10, 2003

    I don't think he saved money but he avoided airplane security checks that would have got him busted.
     
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  8. Poop Man Bob

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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Sep 10, 2003

    Any amount wouldn't be enough.

    Plus, I think a better question is where the hell did he piss/poop during his voyage? Computer monitors aren't supposed to smell like feces.
     
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  9. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Sep 10, 2003

    See: video for "If I Only Had a Brain", by MC 900-ft Jesus.


    *On sputnik7.com
     
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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Sep 10, 2003

    Shit! I used to love that .. and I had completely forgotten about it.

    Nice reference from the archives, Mams.
     
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    SteveAustin - Replied Sep 10, 2003

    the pilot air work order was dated 9/5/03 to be delivered 9/6/03...so maybe he held the solids in and just pissed on other peoples boxes.

    I was thinking maybe if it was a significant savings...I could see his logic.

    Damnit...I want more details.
     
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    ir8one - Replied Sep 10, 2003

    ok, so he got busted for other warrants, and NOT for shipping himself right? cuz ive always thot of that as a possibility for my escape from white yuppie hell...
     
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    MrChupacabra - Replied Sep 10, 2003

    good find homie.
     
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    sneak - Replied Sep 10, 2003

    im actually speechless.
     
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    Telo - Replied Sep 10, 2003

    id go nuts in that box.. like im ultra clostraphobic or however you spell it... im scared of being buried alive.


    ps.. nice signature non-hetero. i laughed
     
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