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dude, im gonna fucking die

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Feb 13, 2002.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    so last night my throat is all hurting. i gargle with some salt water and hope it'll be gone by the morning.

    nope.

    so finally aftr hurting all morning, i finally take a look in the mirror to see if i can see anything.

    WHAT THE FUCK?

    my dangly thing is swollen like fucking crazy.. its like 4 times the normal size. it was so big, that it was hanging down and laying on my tounge. it still is. i can feel it. its so wack.

    so i immediatly took my ass to the emergency room, cause i mean, what the fuck is that about?

    after a few minutes im seeing the doctor.. or actually i think it was like a doctors helper. either way he took a test, came back later an said it was some sort of somthing or other. the remedy? steroids. the method, a shot in the ass.
    so i lean over, take a shot in the right butt cheek and tensed up as it hurt like hell. now, lately ive come to like pain. not so much liking the pain, but liking the 'test' of being put through a painfull situation. well, fuck that, getting a 2 inch needle stuck straight into your ass hurts like fuck and is not fun in any way what so ever. and to make it worse, its not even the needle that hurts so bad, its the syringe shooting liquid into your muscles... that hurts like a bitch. and then, to make it all even worse, since i received the shot, its continued to hurt more and more as the minutes go by. right now im laying on my stomach whining like a little bitch.

    whats the point? if you look in the mirror and see that your dangly thing is big as fuck, your in for pain.
     
  2. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,358 Likes Received: 298
  3. idonotlikeu

    idonotlikeu Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 1, 2001 Messages: 1,874 Likes Received: 0
    ahh shit seeking. ive had that when i was 13. shit was fucken ill. no big needle in my ass though. dont remember that..
     
  4. backcountrywriter

    backcountrywriter Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2001 Messages: 317 Likes Received: 2
    dude that sucks, ill be sure to check my "dangly thing" regularly
     
  5. ?!?!

    ?!?! Guest

    maybe you should cut your finger off, that would take your mind of the pain of your swollen thing
     
  6. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    maybe its your tonsel.? i dont . know., if you dont respond to this. rip
     
  7. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 1,500 Likes Received: 0
  8. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i see a big dangly thing everytime i look in the mirror......:D
    and im not in pain...
     
  9. patrickjilbert

    patrickjilbert Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2001 Messages: 563 Likes Received: 0
    i'll pour a 40 on your grave, homie.

    hope things get better.
     
  10. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    pussy....i get strep throat every winter, it hurts like shit for 3 days, i go to the doctor, they cram a huge syringe full of antibiotics in my ass cheek, it hurts, the huge amount of antibiotic makes me pass out, i go home and tough it out for the night and then its gone the next day....its been an yearly tradition since i was 11....

    oh, and i got your package out today
     
  11. mapo wc

    mapo wc Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 23, 2001 Messages: 3,119 Likes Received: 0
    quick..before you die..revise your Will and make sure i get all your paint. and all your money too.

    thanks.
     
  12. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    The only thing I can say is:

    "My jaw is fucking fucked up."
    - S.I.
     
  13. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    yeah man, that jaw thing was fucking fucked the fuck up. this pain isnt nearly that bad, but its still stupid wack.

    clearly however, im not dead.
     
  14. MR BOJANGLES

    MR BOJANGLES Guest

    do you still have your tonsils? if so, i feel for you...mine swoll up so big when i was a kid, they cut off my air passage. needless to say they gut sliced out via laser surgery...i never get sick now. the moral is: get your tonsils yanked kid!
     
  15. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    im not real big on removing body parts. im kind of of the beliefe that god gave me tonsils for a reason. just because no one knows what the hell that reason is, doesnt mean its ok to cut them out. or maybe it is. i dont know. either way, with no insurance, im not trying to have anything cut out that isnt 100% necessary.

    oh, plus, its not my tonsils at all.
     
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