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dubya kicks ass.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, May 9, 2003.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

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    dubya kicks ass.

    Discussion started by seeking - May 9, 2003

    i apologize for the cut and paste email hack job...


    George W. Bush Resume
    > >
    > >Past work experience: Ran for congress and lost. Produced a Hollywood
    > >slasher B movie.
    > >
    > >Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went
    > >bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
    > >
    > >Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land
    > >using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White
    > >Sox.
    > >
    > >With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
    > >
    > >Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and
    >made
    > >Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with
    > >Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted
    > >the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record
    > >for most executions by any Governor in American history.
    > >
    > >Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with
    > >the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.
    > >
    > >Accomplishments as president: Attacked and took over two countries. Spent
    > >the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
    > >
    > >Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
    > >
    > >Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month
    > >period.
    > >
    > >Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
    > >
    > >First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
    > >
    > >First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
    > >
    > >First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by
    > >any president in US history.
    > >
    > >After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the
    > >worst security failure in US history.
    > >
    > >Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other
    >president
    > >in US history.
    > >
    > >In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
    > >
    > >Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president
    > >in US history.
    > >
    > >Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
    > >
    > >Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
    > >president in US history.
    > >
    > >Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president
    > >since the advent of television.
    > >
    > >Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any
    > >president in US history.
    > >
    > >Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
    > >intervene when corruption was revealed.
    > >
    > >Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use
    > >the national reserves as past presidents have.
    > >
    > >Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
    > >
    > >Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to
    > >the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for
    > >protest against any person in the history of mankind.
    > >(http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)
    > >
    > >Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
    > >
    > >My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US
    >history.
    > >
    > >Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
    > >(the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has an Exxon oil tanker
    > >named after her).
    > >
    > >First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
    > >simultaneously go bankrupt.
    > >
    > >Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any
    > >country in the history of the world.
    > >
    > >First president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation
    > >of a sovereign nation.
    > >
    > >Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the
    > >United States.
    > >
    > >Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more
    > >than any president in US history.
    > >
    > >First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from
    > >the human rights commission.
    > >
    > >First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from
    > >the elections monitoring board.
    > >
    > >Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
    >congressional
    > >oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
    > >
    > >Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
    > >
    > >Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
    > >
    > >Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no
    > >longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
    > >
    > >First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors
    > >(during the 2002 US elections).
    > >
    > >All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
    >donations.
    > >
    > >My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest
    > >corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of
    > >Enron Corporation).
    > >
    > >Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
    >history.
    > >
    > >First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation
    > >against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
    > >
    > >First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then
    >lied
    > >saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
    > >
    > >First US president to establish a secret shadow government.
    > >
    > >Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a
    > >year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
    > >biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
    > >
    > >With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile
    >Israeli-Palestine
    > >relations in at least 30 years.
    > >
    > >First US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe
    > >(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
    >stability.
    > >
    > >First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more
    > >threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
    > >
    > >Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
    > >contracts.
    > >
    > >Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US
    > >law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government
    > >contracts.
    > >
    > >Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
    > >
    > >Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our
    > >country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months I have no
    > >leads and zero suspects.
    > >
    > >In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented
    >any
    > >public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of
    >the
    > >United States.
    > >
    > >Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
    > >president in US history.
    > >
    > >In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades,
    > >possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.
    > >
    > >Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than
    >two
    > >years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
    > >
    > >Records and References: At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine
    > >(Texas driving record has been erased and is not available). AWOL from
    > >National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war.
    > >
    > >Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
    > >
    > >All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my
    > >fathers library, sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
    > >
    > >All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt
    > >companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
    > >
    > >All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board
    >are
    > >sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
    > >
    > >Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public
    > >energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review.
    > >
    > >For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (They
    > >can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)
    > >
     
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  2. dik.n.ur.ear

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    dik.n.ur.ear - Replied May 9, 2003

    i'd hire him as a dishwasher...
     
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    Fox Mulder - Replied May 9, 2003

    seeking you fucking communist, how dare you speak out against our leader.;) ;) ;)
     
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    It's not a good time for America.
     
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    mr.yuck - Replied May 9, 2003

    i only knew about 20% of that information. How disturbing.

    :leaves to stock pile ammunition:
     
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    some pittsburgh flavor - Replied May 9, 2003

    i couldn't do all that in 34 years.
     
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  7. chicken bone

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    chicken bone - Replied May 10, 2003

    Whoa!!! Holy shit... That's crazy... Where did you find that seeking? If only people knew the shit thats been goin down in the midst of everything....
     
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    forwarded
     
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  9. mapo returns

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    not everything on that list is true.
     
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    this has got to be a joke.

    its funny right?
     
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  11. mapo returns

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    Past work experience: Ran for congress and lost. Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

    So? Reagan was an excellent president and he was a B movie actor.

    Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

    Not quite.

    Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.

    the owners generally dont make decisions as far as what type of team takes the field. thats what a general manager and president of operations is for.


    With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.

    Dont forget the votes of the people.

    Accomplishments as president: Attacked and took over two countries.

    We took over Afghanistan? I am against the war in Iraq, but what happened at Afghanistan was necessary. We didnt take over the country though.


    First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

    You realize the court system makes the penalties right?
    Not to mention there were 2 federal inmates executed while Bush was president. One was Timothy McVeigh, killed 180 or so people. Deserved it. The second was Juan Garza, killed 3 people and fled to Mexico. Deserved it.


    After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history.

    Yeah, blame Bush for 9/11.

    Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.

    well, dont forget to take inflation into account when speaking of 'highest prices'.

    My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US
    history.

    And how was this statistic taken? Id love to know.


    Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has an Exxon oil tanker named after her).

    Once again you must take inflation into account.


    Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

    Presided over? So basically when this was going on, he was president. Please explain why we blame Bush for this. Blame the fuckers that did it, not Bush.


    Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history.

    inflation, inflation, inflation.


    First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

    He ran and hid? Hmm..maybe because they were trying to kill him? You know the plane in PA (which was shot down no matter what you might hear) was most likely headed toward the White House right? And how do you know the Air Force 1 thing is a lie?


    Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.

    This sounds more like a job for NSA, CIA, and FBI, not Bush himself.



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    Im too tired to continue. I skipped over the ones are true and I agree with. Make no mistake, I dont particularly like Bush and am against the war in Iraq. But Im not for blaming people for things which arent their fault, or lying about someone to make them look bad. Even if I dont like the person.
     
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    hulk hogan - Replied May 10, 2003

    hey i remember you!

    you were the black guy nobody liked.

    how's it hanging
     
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    Re: Re: dubya kicks ass.

    Oh Christ...
     
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  14. seeking

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    seeking - Replied May 10, 2003


    haha, the black republican.
    i love people that tell you you're wrong, but offer nothing in the way of proof.
     
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    suburbian bum - Replied May 10, 2003

    When It all comes down to it republicans just dont have as much love and respect for human life as leftists do. Ill argue this point till I die. Many will admit it.
    Mapo is a shining example.
     
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