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dry humor

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by The Dude, Sep 6, 2002.

  1. The Dude

    The Dude Elite Member

    Joined: May 13, 2001 Messages: 2,904 Likes Received: 0
  2. beardo

    beardo Guest

    dry humor suggests that its actually funny on some level.

    thats just lame.
     
  3. serpent of the light

    serpent of the light Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2001 Messages: 650 Likes Received: 0
    yeah, that wasn't dry humor, that was just dumb.
     
  4. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

    Joined: Mar 13, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
  5. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 9,182 Likes Received: 28
    stop following me around i dont want your bibles!
     
  6. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    dry humor suggests that its actually funny on some level.

    thats just lame.



    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.........now thats funny!
     
  7. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    now this is as dry as my gin martini !


    The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".
    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away. By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
    During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaiining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
    ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!
     
  8. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

  9. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    it is pretty good no?

    sorry...

    it is pretty good eh?
     
  10. zorak

    zorak Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2002 Messages: 666 Likes Received: 1
    now that is some right good dry humor.

    now to slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.
     
  11. sneak

    sneak Guest

    is that true zesto??

    im being serious, i cant tell if it is or not.
     
  12. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    no... it's not true.

    you do get the joke right?
     
  13. sneak

    sneak Guest

    im to stoned to get it.....maybe 2mrw.
     
  14. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
  15. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    what an insult to starwars.
     
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