Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 So after having a few, i was staring at the Heineken logo on the bottle: http://www.rnw.nl/informarn/assets/images/heineken.gif'> after i focused on it for a while, i said dude! the edges look like tshirts!!! imagine how fuckin cool would it be if i rocked one out!!! http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/drunk.jpg'> THAT FUCKIN COOL!!!! NOW, THINK ABOUT IT, IF YOU HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TILL NOW, WHENEVER YOU SEE A HEINEKEN YOU'LL THINK ABOUT <span style='font-size:30pt;line-height:100%'>ME! HAHAHAHAHAHA</span> if you manage to get over the shock and wanna rock a party with good ole tesser, you can wear the other half: http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/tshirt.jpg'> NOW...HOW EVEN MORE FUCKIN COOL IS THAT?!? <span style='font-size:30pt;line-height:100%'>HUH!?</span> oh, and since you're now rockin party's with me, i'll tell you another tip... ever drunk so much, that A] the girl that serves the beer looked beautifull?! and B] You even felt like leaving a tip!? and C] you can hardly pay the bill? No Problemo, everyone's happy now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 haha you just now caught that?? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 purdy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Beards, you batstard..it was people like you that crucified Jesus...infidels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 haha drunkenstyle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Hahahah ... great thread. I tried, but my weak PS skills wouldn't allow me to give me the shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 yea, and theres a man standing in the front leg of camel cigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by Grandola yea, and theres a man standing in the front leg of camel cigs. yeah, but you cant wear that, sucka!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 right, i think tesser has lost it for good.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 heh, i really couldnt agree more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 http://users.vnet.net/confused/KOREY4.JPG'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Revalation last Revealed while getting plundering drunk? I cant read half my handstyles. And thats me!! After drinking 3 twenty twos, on malt two lager 2 shots of whiskey 2 fortry ounce bottles of oldenglish and twisting two chocolate phillys. It was revealed to me that you should NOT piss on your girlfriend while shes sleeping. *Edit that was SHOULD NOT PISS ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SHES SLEEPING. damn speed typing. Trust me. At least im man enough to admit it and had enough cordination to not get my face rubbed in it. Needless to say OldEnglish is on rest and relaxation status for his alchohol revelations for some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 AND you could wear one of those green leaves from the Logo over your groin! But there's no way I'm doing that in photoshop!~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 bump for my edit. i dont think its cool to piss on your girlfriend while shes sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Fuck your girlfriend, try not to piss on yourself when you fall asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 I have vauge recollection of the incident.... but apparently i took aim at her while i was sanding on the side of the bed and then climbed over her to sleep where it was still dry. at that point the brawl ensued from what i was told and now im stuck blowing my gov'ment check on the cleaners. fuggit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 O.E. what made u piss on ur gurl man? that's funny as hell but it would be better with a stroy behind it:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 i was drunk as fucking hell. and apparently it was revealed to me that i should piss on her while shes sleeping in her bed..........NOT. yeah anyway. im on paid time off from drinking for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by Tesseract batstard.. sometimes i wish english wasn't my native tongue so i could come up with amazing shit like this^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by oldenglish i was drunk as fucking hell. and apparently it was revealed to me that i should piss on her while shes sleeping in her bed..........NOT. yeah anyway. im on paid time off from drinking for a while. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 I hate my girl right now. I think I will piss on her tonight. That fucking cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 really......if your that mad at her...go have sex with another woman. i heard i got smacked around an bucked off the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by JimmieWalker I hate my girl right now. I think I will piss on her tonight. That fucking cunt. You'd be surprised how many girls actually like that.:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missinterpreted Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 thats fucking awesome. ive never noticed the tshirt thing, but then again i dont normally drink heini's. but i guess now when and if i do, your ass will surely come to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 one time i was drunk and pissed on the bathroom floor right beside the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 i think her sister actually seen me buck ass naked playing fire hose with my dick accordingly all over the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 the other 99.3% of the time im usually pretty good about it. hah...i remember drinking colt 45 and pissing of the fire escape of the sfstate highrise apartments. motherfucking stepsisters boyfriend dared us to do it and then narked. stepsister owning the lease getting pissed....hah..get it i said pissed...at us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 Originally posted by oldenglish the other 99.3% of the time im usually pretty good about it. hah...i remember drinking colt 45 and pissing of the fire escape of the sfstate highrise apartments. motherfucking stepsisters boyfriend dared us to do it and then narked. stepsister owning the lease getting pissed....hah..get it i said pissed...at us. i would have pissed on him for narking.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 oh....on the fire hose incident stated above i was drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 Originally posted by YG Blood You'd be surprised how many girls actually like that.:king: Well in that case, I guess it would just defeat the purpose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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