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Drunk Revelations [enter at your own risk]

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, May 16, 2003.

  1. So after having a few, i was staring at the Heineken logo on the bottle:
    http://www.rnw.nl/informarn/assets/images/heineken.gif'>
    after i focused on it for a while, i said [i] dude! the edges look like tshirts!!! imagine how fuckin cool would it be if i rocked one out!!![/i]
    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/drunk.jpg'>
    [SIZE=2][b]THAT FUCKIN COOL!!!!
    NOW, THINK ABOUT IT, IF YOU HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TILL NOW, WHENEVER YOU SEE A HEINEKEN YOU'LL THINK ABOUT <span style='font-size:30pt;line-height:100%'>ME![/SIZE]
    HAHAHAHAHAHA[/b]</span>

    if you manage to get over the shock and wanna rock a party with good ole tesser, you can wear the other half:
    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/tshirt.jpg'>

    [SIZE=2][b]NOW...HOW EVEN MORE FUCKIN COOL IS THAT?!? <span style='font-size:30pt;line-height:100%'>HUH!?[/SIZE][/b]</span>

    oh, and since you're now rockin party's with me, i'll tell you another tip...
    ever drunk so much, that [b]A][/b] the girl that serves the beer looked beautifull?! and [b]B][/b] You even felt like leaving a tip!? and [b]C][/b] you can hardly pay the bill?

    [b]

    [url=http://www.hogsbreath.com/l-heineken.jpg]No Problemo, everyone's happy now[/url] [/b]
     
  2. beardo

    beardo Guest

    haha you just now caught that?? :D
     
  3. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
  4. Beards, you batstard..it was people like you that crucified Jesus...infidels...
     
  5. Vlad

    Vlad Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 9, 2002 Messages: 1,876 Likes Received: 0
    haha drunkenstyle
     
  6. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Hahahah ... great thread. I tried, but my weak PS skills wouldn't allow me to give me the shirt.
     
  7. Grandola

    Grandola Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2002 Messages: 1,773 Likes Received: 0
    yea, and theres a man standing in the front leg of camel cigs.
     
  8. yeah, but you cant wear that, sucka!!!
     
  9. sneak

    sneak Guest

    right, i think tesser has lost it for good....
     
  10. heh, i really couldnt agree more
     
  11. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

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  12. oldenglish

    oldenglish Banned

    Joined: Apr 3, 2003 Messages: 1,308 Likes Received: 0
    Revalation last Revealed while getting plundering drunk?

    I cant read half my handstyles. And thats me!!

    After drinking 3 twenty twos, on malt two lager
    2 shots of whiskey
    2 fortry ounce bottles of oldenglish and twisting two chocolate phillys.

    It was revealed to me that you should NOT piss on your girlfriend while shes sleeping.

    *Edit that was SHOULD NOT PISS ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SHES SLEEPING.
    damn speed typing.

    Trust me.

    At least im man enough to admit it and had enough cordination to not get my face rubbed in it.


    Needless to say OldEnglish is on rest and relaxation status for his alchohol revelations for some time.
     
  13. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    AND you could wear one of those green leaves from the Logo over your groin!

    [color=888888]But there's no way I'm doing that in photoshop![/color]~
     
  14. oldenglish

    oldenglish Banned

    Joined: Apr 3, 2003 Messages: 1,308 Likes Received: 0
    bump for my edit.

    i dont think its cool to piss on your girlfriend while shes sleeping.
     
  15. JimmieWalker

    JimmieWalker Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 29, 2003 Messages: 1,345 Likes Received: 0
    Fuck your girlfriend, try not to piss on yourself when you fall asleep.
     
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