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Drunk Revelations [enter at your own risk]

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, May 16, 2003.

  1. Drunk Revelations [enter at your own risk]

    Discussion started by imported_Tesseract - May 16, 2003

    So after having a few, i was staring at the Heineken logo on the bottle:
    http://www.rnw.nl/informarn/assets/images/heineken.gif'>
    after i focused on it for a while, i said [i] dude! the edges look like tshirts!!! imagine how fuckin cool would it be if i rocked one out!!![/i]
    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/drunk.jpg'>
    [SIZE=2][b]THAT FUCKIN COOL!!!!
    NOW, THINK ABOUT IT, IF YOU HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TILL NOW, WHENEVER YOU SEE A HEINEKEN YOU'LL THINK ABOUT <span style='font-size:30pt;line-height:100%'>ME![/SIZE]
    HAHAHAHAHAHA[/b]</span>

    if you manage to get over the shock and wanna rock a party with good ole tesser, you can wear the other half:
    [img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/tshirt.jpg'>

    [SIZE=2][b]NOW...HOW EVEN MORE FUCKIN COOL IS THAT?!? <span style='font-size:30pt;line-height:100%'>HUH!?[/SIZE][/b]</span>

    oh, and since you're now rockin party's with me, i'll tell you another tip...
    ever drunk so much, that [b]A][/b] the girl that serves the beer looked beautifull?! and [b]B][/b] You even felt like leaving a tip!? and [b]C][/b] you can hardly pay the bill?

    [b]

    [url=http://www.hogsbreath.com/l-heineken.jpg]No Problemo, everyone's happy now[/url] [/b]
     
  2. beardo

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    beardo - Replied May 16, 2003

    haha you just now caught that?? :D
     
  3. -Rage-

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    purdy
     
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  4. imported_Tesseract - Replied May 16, 2003

    Beards, you batstard..it was people like you that crucified Jesus...infidels...
     
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    Vlad - Replied May 16, 2003

    haha drunkenstyle
     
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    Poop Man Bob - Replied May 16, 2003

    Hahahah ... great thread. I tried, but my weak PS skills wouldn't allow me to give me the shirt.
     
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    Grandola - Replied May 16, 2003

    yea, and theres a man standing in the front leg of camel cigs.
     
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  8. imported_Tesseract - Replied May 16, 2003

    yeah, but you cant wear that, sucka!!!
     
  9. sneak

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    sneak - Replied May 16, 2003

    right, i think tesser has lost it for good....
     
  10. imported_Tesseract - Replied May 16, 2003

    heh, i really couldnt agree more
     
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  12. oldenglish

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    oldenglish - Replied May 16, 2003

    Revalation last Revealed while getting plundering drunk?

    I cant read half my handstyles. And thats me!!

    After drinking 3 twenty twos, on malt two lager
    2 shots of whiskey
    2 fortry ounce bottles of oldenglish and twisting two chocolate phillys.

    It was revealed to me that you should NOT piss on your girlfriend while shes sleeping.

    *Edit that was SHOULD NOT PISS ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SHES SLEEPING.
    damn speed typing.

    Trust me.

    At least im man enough to admit it and had enough cordination to not get my face rubbed in it.


    Needless to say OldEnglish is on rest and relaxation status for his alchohol revelations for some time.
     
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  13. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied May 16, 2003

    AND you could wear one of those green leaves from the Logo over your groin!

    [color=888888]But there's no way I'm doing that in photoshop![/color]~
     
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  14. oldenglish

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    oldenglish - Replied May 16, 2003

    bump for my edit.

    i dont think its cool to piss on your girlfriend while shes sleeping.
     
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    JimmieWalker - Replied May 16, 2003

    Fuck your girlfriend, try not to piss on yourself when you fall asleep.
     
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