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DRUNK quotes

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, Nov 22, 2001.

  1. DRUNK quotes

    Discussion started by imported_Tesseract - Nov 22, 2001

    -Winston, you're drunk
    -Bessy, you're ugly. And you'll still be in the morning
     
  2. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    a little bored are we?

    I always keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake-which I also keep handy
    W.C.Fields
     
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    --zeSto-- - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    more...

    The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness
    Sir Walter Raleigh

    It only takes one drink to get me drunk, but I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth
    George Burns

    When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading
    Henny Youngman

    ..word!
     
  4. Handjob

    Handjob Guest

    Handjob - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    "If you want yer money, you come an git it, ya Baloney!"
    -H.Simpson
     
  5. otto dix

    otto dix 12oz Veteran Member

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    otto dix - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    i woke up drunk in a friend's bed with my finger in the elastic of his boxer shorts, i pulled it out and said out loud "that's a no cool".
     
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  6. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris 12oz Veteran Member

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    Zack Morris - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    the other night while I was drunk I learned that if you poop in the litter box the cat will bury it.
     
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  7. imported_Tesseract - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    How could i forget,
    'Too drunk to fuck"
    Dead kennedys
     
  8. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork 12oz Senior Member

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    dukeofyork - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    ranger rules of dating...
    no girl is ugly when your dick is in her mouth..
    a 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2...
     
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  9. pukey1

    pukey1 12oz Elite Member

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    pukey1 - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    -mi nombre es alfonso ruiz paguaga
    -is that a bottle in your pants or are you , no, wait,
    -hahaha, i dont get it
    -dyjueee7d56ddnrcfh';.g (something like that)
    :dazed: :crazy:
     
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  10. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

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    boogie hands - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    "whaa....what the fuck is this warm shit splashing on my hand....oooohhhh....hhhmmmm, guess ill just ride it out..."
     
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  11. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Pistol - Replied Nov 23, 2001

    "I'll fuck a fat bitch but ...only when I'm drunk." Tash, The Liks
     
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  12. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic 12oz Veteran Member

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    fr8oholic - Replied Nov 23, 2001

    FRESH OFF THE FIRE TURKEY DAY QUOTES.
    COURTESY OF MAD MAN TIM...

    TIM: "LETS BEAT UP SOME COLLEGE KID SO BAD HE GETS A DISABILITY FROM IT AND 'GIVES THANKS' THAT I DIDN'T KILL HIM..."
    B&F: "HOLY CHRIST"
    TIM: "THEN NEXT YEAR HE CAN GIVE THANKS HE DOESN'T RUN INTO ME AGAIN"
     
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