LUKY Posted August 20, 2001 Share Posted August 20, 2001 all right ya'll by bro works at a drugtesting clinic and heres the facts... Angelus says: retention time for a moderate smoker (4xweek) is 5 days Angelus says: for a heavy smoker (daily) is 10 days luky says: really? luky says: how you find this out? Angelus says: and retention for chronic smokers is 20+ days luky says: i trust it if you say it Angelus says: duh, it's my business. We drug test here boy luky says: im a chronic smoker but i drink a lot of fluid so its prolly lower Angelus says: You can flush it out with obscene amounts of water. luky says: yep Angelus says: I don't know if other places test as sophisticated as we do. Our test results come back with percentages like 0.00023% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 20, 2001 Share Posted August 20, 2001 ok...but what about hair tests... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted August 20, 2001 Share Posted August 20, 2001 Originally posted by boogie hands: ok...but what about hair tests... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUKY Posted August 20, 2001 Author Share Posted August 20, 2001 ill ask about hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUKY Posted August 20, 2001 Author Share Posted August 20, 2001 they dont do hair, but all yuo gotta do is shave off ALL your hair (hella hard) or use a shampoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omone Posted August 20, 2001 Share Posted August 20, 2001 dude, dont fuck with hair folicle tests! i stopped smoking, scrubbed my head w/ ajax and steel wool, bleached it waaay lighter, then used anti-drug test shampoo ( $30! ) and still tested positive! if you really wanna do it, u gotta bleach your shit TOTALLY white, then re-dye it a similar color Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omone Posted August 20, 2001 Share Posted August 20, 2001 ps if u shave ur head, you better shave everything cuz theyll take ur pubes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neahs_number Posted August 20, 2001 Share Posted August 20, 2001 cHRoNic smokers ----who dont exercise and dont drink enough water can retain THC in the fat cells for years and test posative up to 120 days after smoking-----now if that same person is fat and lazy he can teast negative a year after hes quit smoking or 120 days after----what people dont always realize------if that same person decides to lose some weight five years even, after hes quit smoking,,,all the exercise he does releases those FAT SOLUBLE THC CONTAINED CELLS into his body and into his blood stream----thats right you can test posative years after you quit if you dont exercise and drink water every day,,,,,,,,,, they have new urinallisis tests that are pretty pricy but they are pretty hard to fool,,the only sure way is to drink water abundantly,,im mean hella water hella water,,,hair tests are to expensive to be used unless they really wanna know---your fuked then--( unless you decide to take up tournament swimming) no hair there""""lolLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted August 21, 2001 Share Posted August 21, 2001 Originally posted by omone: ps if u shave ur head, you better shave everything cuz theyll take ur pubes! sorry, but that would have to suck ass. and i doubt they'd do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUKY Posted August 21, 2001 Author Share Posted August 21, 2001 they will take eyebrow or eyelash hair or arm hair first.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cracked ass Posted August 21, 2001 Share Posted August 21, 2001 Originally posted by neahs_number: cHRoNic smokers ----who dont exercise and dont drink enough water can retain THC in the fat cells for years and test posative up to 120 days after smoking-----now if that same person is fat and lazy he can teast negative a year after hes quit smoking or 120 days after----what people dont always realize------if that same person decides to lose some weight five years even, after hes quit smoking,,,all the exercise he does releases those FAT SOLUBLE THC CONTAINED CELLS into his body and into his blood stream----thats right you can test posative years after you quit if you dont exercise and drink water every day,,,,,,,,,, This is correct. It also means that you can get a mild second-chance high days (or more) after smoking, simply by exercising very hard or long enough for the fat cells to get burned in earnest. I went for a long (like 10+ miles) walk one time a couple days after smoking, and realized I felt a little high, and it took me a while to figure out what was going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFUME Posted August 21, 2001 Share Posted August 21, 2001 yo u all sayin that theres no way to pass it jus buy a $30 drink and your fine my boi does it every friday and he fine ------------------ "now how can i perfect this? livin' recless, die for my neclace" - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inept Posted August 21, 2001 Share Posted August 21, 2001 Your friend is wasting his cash. Just drink water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUKY Posted August 21, 2001 Author Share Posted August 21, 2001 no only hair is a bitch to get away from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUKY Posted August 21, 2001 Author Share Posted August 21, 2001 drinkin crap loads of water in the city is bad tho ;0-{-{ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted August 21, 2001 Share Posted August 21, 2001 i best way to pass drug tests is to not do drugs, period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JELO_016 Posted August 21, 2001 Share Posted August 21, 2001 FUCK DRUG TESTS THATS VIOLATIN YOUR PRIVATE LIFE.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Step8 Posted August 21, 2001 Share Posted August 21, 2001 what are all these drug tests for? i dont know anyone who has had to take a drug test, i knew this one guy in the reserves that smoked weed like 3 times a day.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seek One Posted August 21, 2001 Share Posted August 21, 2001 Originally posted by cracked ass: This is correct. It also means that you can get a mild second-chance high days (or more) after smoking, simply by exercising very hard or long enough for the fat cells to get burned in earnest. I went for a long (like 10+ miles) walk one time a couple days after smoking, and realized I felt a little high, and it took me a while to figure out what was going on. dude thats so weird because sometimes ill smoke then the next day i go to work and its hot as hell and im constantly running up and down stairs and i start to feel sum what high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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