Guest 7126 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 umm well yeah, i have a job interview at CVS on thursday..the last time i smoked pot was yesterday..ive been drinkin shitloads of water since then..and the question is wat the best inexpensive way to pass the piss test..i no they have drinks which are mad expensive..but im unsure if they really work and how they work..any other methods would greatly be appreaciated..also do they test u on the spot when u go to the interview or else??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 don't do drugs :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welovevolve Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 niacin <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 stay clean, excercize, drink a bunch of water before the test. p.s. drinking water anytime except the day of the test does absolutely nothing, thc is fat soluble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Ok here's what you do. 1. Get a bucket. 2. Fill bucket with water. 3. Stick head in bucket. 4. Drown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rhino Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 1. the drinks do work, but kinda fuck with your abilty to absorb vitamins afterward, but only for a shortwhile. you'll feel really bad and the drink, it'll taste really bad as well, but if you really want the job, it'll be worth it i guess. 2. if you don't have money, drink a lot of water and try and take as many supplements you can find. go to friends house and steal his parents vitamins and take a shit loard of them the night before. it'll fuck you up and you'll be in some serious stomach pain, but when you wake up, it'll be gone and your urine will be neon. keep drinking water after this point, until you pee clear, and your system is clean. you got to a shit ton of vitamins, as all the drinks are this, just a large large dose of vitamins at once. mainly b and niacin, as somebody already mention. niacin deads the effect of thc over a short period of time, doesn't really get rid of it, just kinda nulls its effects. 3. fuck working at cvs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 How about the marijuana.com forums? I don't get why people rely on 12oz for such stupid fucking problems when they're already connected to the internet, but too fucking lazy to do some searching. Go here for all the answers in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 have sex with a donkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 I heard donkey sex works, also, but you should try the bucket thing just to be sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7126 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by Albino Rhino@Feb 23 2005, 03:17 AM 1. the drinks do work, but kinda fuck with your abilty to absorb vitamins afterward, but only for a shortwhile. you'll feel really bad and the drink, it'll taste really bad as well, but if you really want the job, it'll be worth it i guess. 2. if you don't have money, drink a lot of water and try and take as many supplements you can find. go to friends house and steal his parents vitamins and take a shit loard of them the night before. it'll fuck you up and you'll be in some serious stomach pain, but when you wake up, it'll be gone and your urine will be neon. keep drinking water after this point, until you pee clear, and your system is clean. you got to a shit ton of vitamins, as all the drinks are this, just a large large dose of vitamins at once. mainly b and niacin, as somebody already mention. niacin deads the effect of thc over a short period of time, doesn't really get rid of it, just kinda nulls its effects. 3. fuck working at cvs. Quoted post thanx....well this is my first part time job ever..i really dont care wat it is aslong as they pay me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 drink lots of water,or you could go to smoothie king and get that liquid stuff,it all depends on what kinda drugs your tryin to cover up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 don't do drugs at all....fuckin' waste of time and money. Alcohol is where it's at. Socially accepted, easy to get out of your system and it doesn't fuck up your game unless you overdo it. and please, don't get all academic on me with the "well actually lens, alcohol is actually classified as a type 3 drug with blah blah bnlahb..." but yeah dude, fermentor 666 is on track with the bucket idea. try it out, let us know what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 just drink tons of water and you'll be safe. drink till u piss clear. my friend would show up to take piss tests for his probation officer while stoned, and pass...just by drinking tons of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 The only post in here that matters contains the word "Niacin" This shits wild too man, it makes you look all red and sunburned wherever the weed is coming out of you for like 15 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 ^ There's more than one method. Go to marijuana.com, go the forums, read the different methods. Their threads will provide you with everything you need to know, this thread will get you nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666@Feb 23 2005, 01:45 PM I heard donkey sex works, also, but you should try the bucket thing just to be sure. Quoted post i've heard the donkey technique followed by the bucket technique is effective in 99.99% of cases Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 hey crimson, you post on the MJ forums? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 its only cvs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7126 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 and where do i get this niacin stuff.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 GNC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 riboflavin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 drugs are bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by rubbish heap@Feb 22 2005, 10:04 PM hey crimson, you post on the MJ forums? Quoted post Nah, just a good source of info. The people there (including the mods) were really helpful when I was researching the same topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 I'd just dose up on the really heavy shit, personally. Blow a few rails, shoot up a little junk, eat a handful of oxies. No one's going to be worried about the weed, bro. You're sailing smooth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 dude...if you have a test coming up and you want to pass just study...I mean come on, isn't that a no brainer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs702 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 ok your getting an employee check up not a po piss test. substitute your urine with clean pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 You are a loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by I-Patch-Clan@Feb 22 2005, 07:28 PM don't do drugs Quoted post All those teas and shit just dilute your piss and most places don't take it if it's too diluted. The tea is bullshit anyway. You pay an assload of money and you have to drink a gallon of it before you go in. You can just do the same thing with regular tea and it will have the same effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 easiest way to pass a piss test is to get a sample bottle and get one of your non drug taking friends to give you a free sample to take with you!... The worse kind of test o take is the 'hair' type of drug test where they actually pull a strand of hair from your head usually. -A friend of mine actually tried to get past this by shaving his hair real short but then the doctor taking the hair told him that the hair doesnt have to just come from the head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkonji Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 take a little vial of someone elses piss who hasnt been smoking.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.