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I just managed to get shitfaced on my own,

bonus: i'm too lazy to have ice so i just drunk

3/4 of a whisky bottle with no ice...;iquid fiiya

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Originally posted by RumPuncher+Feb 20 2006, 06:40 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RumPuncher - Feb 20 2006, 06:40 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Kr430n5_666@Feb 20 2006, 10:34 PM

i make big money, i drive big cars, everybody knows me

 

It's like you're a movie star.

[/b]

but late at night something aint right

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Originally posted by Your Moms New Boyfriend+Feb 20 2006, 09:42 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Your Moms New Boyfriend - Feb 20 2006, 09:42 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by RumPuncher@Feb 20 2006, 06:40 PM

<!--QuoteBegin-Kr430n5_666@Feb 20 2006, 10:34 PM

i make big money, i drive big cars, everybody knows me

 

It's like you're a movie star.

but late at night something aint right

[/b]

Feels like I'm being tailed by the same suckers headlights.

 

Damn rummy beat me to it.

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I DON'T DRINK ANYMORE BUT WHEN I DID, DRINKING SOLO SEEMED LOSER-ISH. LIKE IT WAS SOME SHIT YOU DID WHEN YOU HAD JACK SHIT TO DO, WASN'T GETTIN NO PUSSY THAT NIGHT AND WAS BORED OUT OF YOUR MIND. THEN YOU START TO DRINK THINKING IT'S GOING TO MAKE IT BETTER, BUT EVEN THOUGH FOR THE MOMENT IT SEEMS ALRIGHT, AFTER YOU'RE DONE YOU JUST SIT AND SAY "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?" THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT DRINK SOLO CONSISTENTLY ARE SEASONED DRUNKS AND HOMELESS BUMS.

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I just found that I get bored really easy.

 

Sitting at home after a day of work and watching TV is just not something I can do.

A least when there's drinking, you motivate yourself to do something you otherwise wouldn't.

 

I'm going to take some time off from the boozing.

I ended up with a girl in my bed this weekend who wouldn't have been there if I was sober.

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The year 84, november, day 10

Overwhelmed by the wicked inspirations of an evil gen

I realize my ideas has spawned for 400 years

Of blood sweat and tears

I saw the tourture brutal murder of my father

So my brain became stained with the horror

I’m having reoccuring nightmares

Of being soaking wet, strapped down to the electric chair

I got tackled with handcuffs

And shackled in restraint

At the bottom of a holy tabernacle

They gave me nothing to eat for two weeks

And sewed my eye lids open so I couldn’t sleep

About to die from thirst, that’s when the minister

Quinched my jaws with a cold glass of vinegar

Upon my wounds they seasoned my with salt

And nailed my hands feet to the form of the cross

Ahh!! I cry

As the blood drips inside of my eye

Refusing to die

Visions of hell tormented my face

So I chewed my fucking arm off and made an escape.

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Originally posted by ElectricitySucks+Feb 20 2006, 11:19 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ElectricitySucks - Feb 20 2006, 11:19 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Poop Man Bob@Feb 21 2006, 02:47 AM

I'm drinking alone. And playing poker online.

 

Tecate in the can, by the way. With lime.

 

 

youre the only person ive come in any kind of contact with that knows tecate. amen.

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who really doesn't know tecate that's grown up in a city?

Mickey's.JPG

is what's good.

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I don't know how you people drink malt liquor...I drank 2 40s of OE a couple of weeks ago..first malt in 4-6 years except for a mickeys I had last summer...I blacked out and woke up the next day at 5pm all sore and a cut under my eye. I was also deathly sick and puked during the morning I think, and I never puke

 

 

Never again...I'm strictly sticking to bud light, pbr and coors light for now on...

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