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DreamGirl ALARM !

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, Jul 2, 2002.

  1. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    DreamGirl ALARM !

    Discussion started by --zeSto-- - Jul 2, 2002

    ahh... PANIC!

    I just got an email from my dreamgirl!
    My first love, the porcelain skined ballet dancer!
    The all-around-perfect girl !

    will BE IN TOWN TOMORROW !!!!

    it's been 3 years since we've seen each other!
    And I'm fucking panicing! good golly !
    Where to take her? What to do with her?

    yikes! :scramble: zesto blowing his cool !
     
  2. Devilush

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    Devilush - Replied Jul 2, 2002

    yay for zesto!!
     
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    tranquelize and rape her
     
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  4. Dr. Dazzle

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Jul 2, 2002

    Hahaha....man, keep it together. Time to go all GQ and wine and dine here........
     
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  5. dot.

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    dot. - Replied Jul 2, 2002

    guy...

    she contacted you. that's like a girl walking up to you in a bar and starting the conversation...this is perfect.
     
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    pee in her butt, take pictures and post them on 12oz
     
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  7. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Jul 2, 2002

    yay thank you....

    but I'm nervous as hell... I wont get any sleep tonight!
    Damn I could use a beer! I better call my roomates and tell then to clean
    up their mess quick!~

    this is just wild!
    Both her parents are PHD's.
    She's done 15 years of ballet and is now acting/modeling.

    it's definately time to pull out all the stops!
     
  8. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Jul 2, 2002

    Haha, Zesto the Smooth Operator, the man who posts the pimpest girl advice on 12oz, is now a nervous pant shitter.

    Your instincts will carry you, you're gonna rock it hard. I'm rooting for ya. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
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    dude take her to young thiland that place rocks. Its not tooo chi chi but you know the foos is soo damn good.
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Jul 2, 2002

    we've maybe talked or exchanged emails 4 times in the past 3 years.
    So it's not like it's totally out of left field, but we're meeting up TOMORROW!
    so that's not much time.
     
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    DEFCON2.0 - Replied Jul 2, 2002

    Yo Zesto calm down kid your gonna have a heart attack before she gets here jus be cool, take her out ta dinner then back ta your place and see jus how flexable that she can be I heard them dancers can put there legs behind there head, that could make for a very eventful night........;) :king:
     
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    here's my .02...
    from the sounds of it...she's the fuckin catch...
    but everyone and their dog probably treats her like that...does the cliche...and bores the shit out of her...

    phds and ballet don't mean the girl doesn't like a pita by the docks and a good laugh...

    doin' the dinner and evening thing is a set up to expectations that you'll always be boring.
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Jul 2, 2002

    I'm rooting for ya. Beer, - thanks bro... I'm still good under pressure.

    I heard them dancers can put there legs behind there head bro.. you dont know the half!

    Thanks for the tip mes, but I'm thinking of The Liberty Cafe or maybe SAN, or La Hacienda. something in my area.
     
  14. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Jul 2, 2002

    Surely, there must be a GWAR show around your area you can take her to. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
  15. wintersouls

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    wintersouls - Replied Jul 2, 2002

    yo dude fahk dat snizatch up real good yo .,.. unowutimsayn!