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ahh... PANIC!

 

I just got an email from my dreamgirl!

My first love, the porcelain skined ballet dancer!

The all-around-perfect girl !

 

will BE IN TOWN TOMORROW !!!!

 

it's been 3 years since we've seen each other!

And I'm fucking panicing! good golly !

Where to take her? What to do with her?

 

yikes! :scramble: zesto blowing his cool !

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Guest --zeSto--

yay thank you....

 

but I'm nervous as hell... I wont get any sleep tonight!

Damn I could use a beer! I better call my roomates and tell then to clean

up their mess quick!~

 

this is just wild!

Both her parents are PHD's.

She's done 15 years of ballet and is now acting/modeling.

 

it's definately time to pull out all the stops!

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Haha, Zesto the Smooth Operator, the man who posts the pimpest girl advice on 12oz, is now a nervous pant shitter.

 

Your instincts will carry you, you're gonna rock it hard. I'm rooting for ya. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Originally posted by dot.

she contacted you.

 

we've maybe talked or exchanged emails 4 times in the past 3 years.

So it's not like it's totally out of left field, but we're meeting up TOMORROW!

so that's not much time.

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Yo Zesto calm down kid your gonna have a heart attack before she gets here jus be cool, take her out ta dinner then back ta your place and see jus how flexable that she can be I heard them dancers can put there legs behind there head, that could make for a very eventful night........;) :king:

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

yay thank you....

 

but I'm nervous as hell... I wont get any sleep tonight!

Damn I could use a beer! I better call my roomates and tell then to clean

up their mess quick!~

 

this is just wild!

Both her parents are PHD's.

She's done 15 years of ballet and is now acting/modeling.

 

it's definately time to pull out all the stops!

 

 

here's my .02...

from the sounds of it...she's the fuckin catch...

but everyone and their dog probably treats her like that...does the cliche...and bores the shit out of her...

 

phds and ballet don't mean the girl doesn't like a pita by the docks and a good laugh...

 

doin' the dinner and evening thing is a set up to expectations that you'll always be boring.

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Guest --zeSto--

I'm rooting for ya. Beer, - thanks bro... I'm still good under pressure.

 

I heard them dancers can put there legs behind there head bro.. you dont know the half!

 

Thanks for the tip mes, but I'm thinking of The Liberty Cafe or maybe SAN, or La Hacienda. something in my area.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Surely, there must be a GWAR show around your area you can take her to. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Originally posted by dot.

doin' the dinner and evening thing is a set up to expectations that you'll always be boring.

 

I totally hear you on that one!

 

But this situation is different because we have a history.

This was my senior highschool girlfriend. It's not like she's a blind date.

Here's some backstory...

About 1 year after I moved and we split, she came to visit me,

which lead to a few more weekend visits and a stay at a cheap motel.

Wonderful stuff! But there's some girls who just have such power over

you that you dont want to

 

phone...it's her !!!!!!!!!

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just FYI... I've seen GWAR... twice !

 

so it's on... we're meeting up for a late lunch and a gallery stroll.

 

but there's bad news too!

In the 5ish years since we dated,

she had another serious boyfriend.

And she's probably going to see him too at some point!

 

well that might be just the break I need!

With that knowledge... I'll be more myself and less liekly to stress.

 

(keep in mind this girl did break my heart when I was 18)

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first be sure to engage in a mindful conversation.....

 

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...then blow her brains out with a nailgun.

 

 

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....its always courteous to call the next day to say "wuzup?" while downing an entire bottle of anti depressants and ranting like a maniac.

 

im sure youll do wonderful.

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Sounds an awful lot like my senior year high school predicament. I had the dream girl, champion PR surfer, valedictorian, drop dead gorgeous, I was sooo into her... Left me for some other more popular, more exciting dude. Hooray. She hasn't come back, unlike yours... she's still with that dude.

 

Thank god for college girls. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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^ yeah... but It's not like I can be jealous of a guy who she met after we were done.

oh wait... sure I can.

 

but the beauty is that I can just be the 'ex-lover who I miss so much'

And I'm not in a rush to be 'current-stress-asshole'.

 

the last thing I want is another heartbreaker.. I'll just enjoy it as-is.

and see from there!

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