Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 ahh... PANIC! I just got an email from my dreamgirl! My first love, the porcelain skined ballet dancer! The all-around-perfect girl ! will BE IN TOWN TOMORROW !!!! it's been 3 years since we've seen each other! And I'm fucking panicing! good golly ! Where to take her? What to do with her? yikes! :scramble: zesto blowing his cool ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 yay for zesto!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 tranquelize and rape her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Hahaha....man, keep it together. Time to go all GQ and wine and dine here........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dot. Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 guy... she contacted you. that's like a girl walking up to you in a bar and starting the conversation...this is perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 pee in her butt, take pictures and post them on 12oz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 yay thank you.... but I'm nervous as hell... I wont get any sleep tonight! Damn I could use a beer! I better call my roomates and tell then to clean up their mess quick!~ this is just wild! Both her parents are PHD's. She's done 15 years of ballet and is now acting/modeling. it's definately time to pull out all the stops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Haha, Zesto the Smooth Operator, the man who posts the pimpest girl advice on 12oz, is now a nervous pant shitter. Your instincts will carry you, you're gonna rock it hard. I'm rooting for ya. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESTHREE Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 dude take her to young thiland that place rocks. Its not tooo chi chi but you know the foos is soo damn good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Originally posted by dot. she contacted you. we've maybe talked or exchanged emails 4 times in the past 3 years. So it's not like it's totally out of left field, but we're meeting up TOMORROW! so that's not much time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON2.0 Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Yo Zesto calm down kid your gonna have a heart attack before she gets here jus be cool, take her out ta dinner then back ta your place and see jus how flexable that she can be I heard them dancers can put there legs behind there head, that could make for a very eventful night........;) :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dot. Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- yay thank you.... but I'm nervous as hell... I wont get any sleep tonight! Damn I could use a beer! I better call my roomates and tell then to clean up their mess quick!~ this is just wild! Both her parents are PHD's. She's done 15 years of ballet and is now acting/modeling. it's definately time to pull out all the stops! here's my .02... from the sounds of it...she's the fuckin catch... but everyone and their dog probably treats her like that...does the cliche...and bores the shit out of her... phds and ballet don't mean the girl doesn't like a pita by the docks and a good laugh... doin' the dinner and evening thing is a set up to expectations that you'll always be boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 I'm rooting for ya. Beer, - thanks bro... I'm still good under pressure. I heard them dancers can put there legs behind there head bro.. you dont know the half! Thanks for the tip mes, but I'm thinking of The Liberty Cafe or maybe SAN, or La Hacienda. something in my area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Surely, there must be a GWAR show around your area you can take her to. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wintersouls Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 yo dude fahk dat snizatch up real good yo .,.. unowutimsayn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wintersouls Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 yo zestoe.. drop one in the well for me dun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Originally posted by dot. doin' the dinner and evening thing is a set up to expectations that you'll always be boring. I totally hear you on that one! But this situation is different because we have a history. This was my senior highschool girlfriend. It's not like she's a blind date. Here's some backstory... About 1 year after I moved and we split, she came to visit me, which lead to a few more weekend visits and a stay at a cheap motel. Wonderful stuff! But there's some girls who just have such power over you that you dont want to phone...it's her !!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 tranquelize and rape her im with regs on this one..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESTHREE Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 word liberty cafe is a cool place...take her to the duffrin gates.. haha just kidding :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Originally posted by El Mamerro Surely, there must be a GWAR show around your area you can take her to. Beer, El Mamerro fuck yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 bring her to my house so i can kill her and stuff her body with cotton, then you can set her up in your room so she will "always" be with you...and she wont turn into a nagging 60 year old bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 just FYI... I've seen GWAR... twice ! so it's on... we're meeting up for a late lunch and a gallery stroll. but there's bad news too! In the 5ish years since we dated, she had another serious boyfriend. And she's probably going to see him too at some point! well that might be just the break I need! With that knowledge... I'll be more myself and less liekly to stress. (keep in mind this girl did break my heart when I was 18) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/ampsycho.jpg'> first be sure to engage in a mindful conversation..... http://www.trailersworld.com/movies_pics/0024.jpg'> ...then blow her brains out with a nailgun. http://www.sos.ethz.ch/files/kino/gifs/first2.jpg'> ....its always courteous to call the next day to say "wuzup?" while downing an entire bottle of anti depressants and ranting like a maniac. im sure youll do wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 ^^^ Don't forget to cover your apartment with newspaper and wear a raincoat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 u should but the charm up on high talk her into blowing off that other cat and keep her all to your self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 and video tape the whole thing... thanks guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Sounds an awful lot like my senior year high school predicament. I had the dream girl, champion PR surfer, valedictorian, drop dead gorgeous, I was sooo into her... Left me for some other more popular, more exciting dude. Hooray. She hasn't come back, unlike yours... she's still with that dude. Thank god for college girls. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 ^ yeah... but It's not like I can be jealous of a guy who she met after we were done. oh wait... sure I can. but the beauty is that I can just be the 'ex-lover who I miss so much' And I'm not in a rush to be 'current-stress-asshole'. the last thing I want is another heartbreaker.. I'll just enjoy it as-is. and see from there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 thank god for beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loudhardfast Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 just gut her and fill her with cocaine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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