MASk! Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 Im pretty sure all of you have come up with some invention at one point or another. What really sucks is when you think of something and then a bit later you see someone made that shit. Here is a couple a freshies i have thought out and you can feel free to skank them as your own if you wish. First off you know those little light you screw into your cell antenna? Well my new jammy is like that except its a sharp metal point linda like a kubota that you can smack someone in the head with. It may sound strange but you could sell thousands of those in the city(China Town). Next im always suprised at how many people watch muted tv when they have tunes going so you could make a box that hooked to your tv and stereo that had an created images to go along with your music much like the ones you have on your computer only better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 Your second invention is called digital cable. Sorry. I had ideas but I always see someone else rock them first. Like for example I wanted a shirt with a red line across the chest and writing that said "you must be this tall to ride this attraction" I also thought of making these huge nerf hamster balls for river rafting, then I saw it on tv moments later. There are to many more to list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOZER Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 skam told me one day that he thought of an idea to make him rich, dryer sheets that smell like cologne so that your clothes smell like your favorite designer fragrances, my response was similiar to that of mike bolton and peter and zamir in "office space" where the guy explains his big idea of a "jump to conclusions mat" ("its a mat with different conclusions on it...and you can jump to different conclusions..."-"that is the worst idea ive ever heard"-"yes this idea of yours...truly horrible")... i however have a more realistic idea, i am inventing a utopian society that will work in practice as well as in theory. nsk-vc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 i invented being god of an interent graffiti board. it's going well, thanks for asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 Thats dope man, Keep up the hard work. It appears to be paying off. One day I will follow my dreams, but for know I am just a big deamer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 I invented laziness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 It's kind of dumb, but about 6 or 7 years ago when my twin brother and I were into rollerblading, my bro had this great idea. He said, "What if we made some shoes that had grind plates in them like rollerblades but without wheels." That was the end of the discussion. We left it at that. A few years later, we were at the mall with our kid sister. We walked into Fast Forward, and there, on the wall, are 3 or 4 different styles of Soap Shoes. My brother is still waiting for a check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muncStylee Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 i think they were going to send ur brother that check, until they realized they hadnt sold a single pair of those weak ass shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 Yeah, extro, it was just a funny coincidence. But we still make jokes about it to this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 when i was little i invented all this shit....and then i saw this thing on TV about a company that helps you patent things and I called them and they called back and yelled at me for not being 18 and wasting their time...never invented anything again... they missed out on the sealable marshmellow pillow....haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 ahh i see how t is..we put our inventions here and then mask steals them and makes them his own...preety sly friend but not sly enough to get my ideas..haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 hmmmmm,lets see.. spray paint, girls, the internet, life, the gap, internet graffiti pages for people to play god on, bunny rabbits, kittens and puppies, and bolt cutters oh and i made the rough part of velcro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 when i was 12, i put ice skate blades on the bottom of a skate board.. sold it for 25 bucks too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spam dawg Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 de-wrinkleizer I had an idea for sumthing to make your close less wrinkley... If you took a piece of metal and got it really hot then moved it over your clothes for a while it would take the wrinkles out, its called a de-wrinkleizer and its PATENT PENDING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thumbcramps Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 :king: ok ready?...alot of you may not feel this but here goes..i have 2 children that are my heart...but if youve ever had/have/babysitted toddlers or small children then you know theyre thirsty like every 2 minutes and want a snack like every five minutes...so my invention is ...you know those hamster water feeders where the hamster just goes up and touches the little ball and the water comes out...well im gonna make a larger version of one of those for the minis...and if you act now ill throw in a snack feeder for free ...that would be a larger version of the cat feeder..... "legends of rare designs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 Re: de-wrinkleizer Originally posted by wiz0 I had an idea for sumthing to make your close less wrinkley... If you took a piece of metal and got it really hot then moved it over your clothes for a while it would take the wrinkles out, its called a de-wrinkleizer and its PATENT PENDING! already invented.........its called an iron... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ob1 Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 I thought of this neat place where you can connect to the world. Where you can share your ideas, and be introduced to other persons ideas. I'm telling you it's a gold mine! You can share conversations with family in California, or play your favorite video game with someone in Japan! You could share pictures, videos, stories, and so much more! I'm telling you people join me on my voyage to riches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Helacious Dr. Dazzle Posted October 25, 2001 Share Posted October 25, 2001 You know all those fantasy sports leagues? Yeah, for real, my dad was doing that shit YEARS before the papers and stuff brought them out. Waaaaaay back in the early 70's. If only he'd have patented it..... I wouldn't have to wear a sack to school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FROSTY Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 i invented that camerah at the back of the new caddys that shows you where the curb is when u back up. FUCKIN SHIT. all the cars will have it soon. could been rich. il think of soemthin else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 Originally posted by CATS Like for example I wanted a shirt with a red line across the chest and writing that said "you must be this tall to ride this attraction"[/size] hahhahhahah.....holy shit, did everyone else completly miss this??? that is by far the funniest shirt next to "hunters-go deep in the bush and eat what they shoot"...that would be a flea market favorite.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 I invented the orgasm for women.:king: "Oooooh,oooooohh,,,uhhh huh,,,,yea.....oohhhh...uhhhh." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 http://www.internerd.com/frinky/images/inventions/floyd2.gif'> Surfers, meet Floyd. Floyd, meet surfers. Floyd is one of the more recent brainchildren of the Frinkian family. Floyd is not merely a robot: He is a robot with hopes and dreams as exhibited by his attempt to escape the compound. With the ingenuity of putting a SOLD sign on himself at the yard sale, Floyd seems to be asking the world, "Won't you let me live?" http://www.internerd.com/frinky/images/inventions/henew2.gif'> Hamburger Earmuffs When we got a hold of these little babies we were ecstatic! These are the now world-reknowned Hamburger Earmuffs! What better way to keep your ears warm and have a little snack than these? These earmuffs are the latest in Frinkian headgear and are sure to be all the rage. Frinky will have these on the market while his competitors are still figuring out the pickle-matrix. http://www.internerd.com/frinky/images/inventions/doohickey.gif'> The "poiuyt" This is one of the neatest items for sale at the Frink yard sale. Where else but planet Frink can you defy the laws of physics for only 12 bucks I have more if you want them... just let me know GUYVIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted October 26, 2001 Author Share Posted October 26, 2001 See i was scrolling down the page waiting to make a comment on that red line shirt cause that is so fresh then i see someone beat me to it but are you saying that you have already seen it or? Cause you really could make a killing with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 yeah, my friends and i invented the Tom Green Show only to find out the next year that someone in Canada was doing the same shit and he got on MTV. We also invented fruit fest which usually involved $20 or more of exotic fruits from the supermarket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 http://www.internerd.com/frinky/images/inventions/doohickey.gif'> Holy shit, look at this thing, i could look at it for hours its soo confuseing, if you dont get what i mean, look at it longer, if you still dont get it look harder, man thats fuking confuseing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.e Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 i swear to god i invented those soap shoes things. i thought about it for a long time then *poo* i saw them at the mall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuxus Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 horizontal bong hits. Now I don't even have to roll out of bed. Also, an air pump attached to a pipe, which then is lit and burns the bammer in massive quantities and blows smoke everywhere unless you inhale it as fast as it comes out. Everytime I use this thing I can't stop grinning.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 You're welcome.... in 1978 I invented the gravity bong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted October 26, 2001 Author Share Posted October 26, 2001 holy shit 78 you old school mofak thats when god invented me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 26, 2001 Share Posted October 26, 2001 Yo Frink, where's the matter transporter?! "Ummmmmmm... two bucks... and it only transports matter... ummm... well, ah... I'll give you thirty-five cents." - Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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