Jimmy Jump Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 ha. Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy 76-year-old Florida man arrested after two women take him up on the offer Reuters Updated: 9:33 p.m. ET April 20, 2006 MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday. One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said. The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said. The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital. "He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement. At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes, and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said. Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership. Copyright 2006 Reuters Limited. All rights reserved. Republication or redistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of Reuters. © 2006 MSNBC.com URL: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12409277/ im bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 This guy needs to get on 12oz, so I can give him props! The women should be arrested for being so dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 that is.. how you say... kickass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 they arrested tease??!!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRESHJEANJIVE Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 yea for real. arrest the lady,fucking dumbass.. they where talkin about this on jay leno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 It sounds to me like everyone involved made some stupid decisions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 It sounds to me like everyone involved made some stupid decisions. ha! seriously though. *loneliness probaly had a part in it too. awwwwwwwwwwwwww... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Damn, shuttle driver for an auto dealership. At my dealership all we get as shuttle drivers are these old retired white guys with white hair. One of them was kinda creepy and I could see him doing some shit like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Wrong Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 *loneliness probaly had a part in it too. awwwwwwwwwwwwww... YEA! Those two lonely bitches shouldve kept to themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Arrested!??! If i was a cop i'd probably let him go with a warning for coming up with such a slick plan for fondling so chicks tits! And he'd probably end up being my grand father. That mans my hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Wrong Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Every man is your hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I don't know..My roommate has been talking about getting his prostate checked..I just might let this homo in.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintfetish Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 yeah, those women are dumb. "wait, something's up. you're not using gloves!" please bitch! the fact that house call doctors went out with the depression didn't tip you the fuck off?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 o my god is that true? stupid women, the policeman who picked up to her must have been holdin back all his laughter lol! i bet he put her on loudspeaker so all the boys could have a laugh. might try that though, but I, will remember my latex gloves, so theres no flaw in my plan! mwuhahahaha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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studio fifty four Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 maybe this should be in the solicitation thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 yeah history is dotted with moronic ideas that work that's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 here's a picture of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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