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Don't you hate it when....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Jan 2, 2003.

  1. Dirty_habiT

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    Don't you hate it when....

    Discussion started by Dirty_habiT - Jan 2, 2003

    I hate it when I take a piss, and like I shake and everything and squeeze the last of the pee out.... and then I like zip my pants, and there's *always* these last drops that come outta no where and mock me. I don't get it. Add your "don't you hate it's here".... yes I hate it when someone posts a stupid thread too.
     
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    dont you hate it when you piss with morning wood? that other subject about piss on your leg is also very irritating as well.
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Jan 2, 2003

    yeah
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Jan 2, 2003

    i like that..i just jack off and piss at the same time.
     
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    evilistic - Replied Jan 2, 2003

    ouch?
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Jan 2, 2003

    i hate takin a shit right after i hop out of the shower..
     
  7. DorkstaR

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    anybody else just dig thru the trash can for some tissue?
     
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    You my friend are a true champ then..
     
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    i have to agree with u there.there is nothin worse then this..well peeing after sex sucks also.since you have no clue which way ur gonna piss.
     
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    DorkstaR - Replied Jan 2, 2003

    you say this problem only happens to you AFTER sex?


    well good nite kids.
     
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    GLIK$ - Replied Jan 2, 2003

    its funny...i was going to post that exact same thing regardless of the topic.



    i hate it when i go pee and i shake it off and when i tuck it back away, i have pee dribble on my leg. fucking hate it.
     
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    yeah, the other day one of my hands slipped off and suddenly I was hosing down the place... got a bit on my shorts but... eh, I was at home alone... I just put some tap water on it and decided to throw it in with the next load of laundry (I was in domestic mode) in a few minutes... so, when I was done with the water like half the front of my shorts is wet... AND the doorbell rings... LITERALLY ALL my other shorts/pants were in the wash but it turned out to be my friend Eric so I decided it was cool... so I let him in and explain and he says:

    "No problem, remember when you sat on Gary's bed with your naked ass?"

    to which I reply:

    "Uh? NO!... Gary? not? oh yeah... that one kid?"

    Eric tells me that one time I came over to visit, which I did sometimes even though he was living in this whole family of strangers house and I was/got amazingly drunk, no suprise, but I guess I had passed out which is unusual, as you all know... but... at one point in the night I woke up and went to the bathroom... and then didn't pull up my pants, so I shuffle back through the houseful of drunken teen girls (surely amazed by my gargantuan penis) and went and sat down ass naked onto Gary's pillow... prompting Gary to throw a fit... but I don't remember any of it so it's probably a damn dirty lie...
     
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    Smart - Replied Jan 2, 2003

    for this very reason, I try to take a shit everyday before I get into the shower... If I wash my butt I'm not wanting to take a dump anytime soon
     
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    i hate hangovers. im never drinking again.........
     
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