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Don't you hate it when....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Jan 2, 2003.

  1. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    I hate it when I take a piss, and like I shake and everything and squeeze the last of the pee out.... and then I like zip my pants, and there's *always* these last drops that come outta no where and mock me. I don't get it. Add your "don't you hate it's here".... yes I hate it when someone posts a stupid thread too.
     
  2. DorkstaR

    DorkstaR Senior Member

    Joined: May 24, 2002 Messages: 1,404 Likes Received: 0
    dont you hate it when you piss with morning wood? that other subject about piss on your leg is also very irritating as well.
     
  3. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

  4. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i like that..i just jack off and piss at the same time.
     
  5. evilistic

    evilistic Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 22, 2001 Messages: 3,554 Likes Received: 0
    ouch?
     
  6. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i hate takin a shit right after i hop out of the shower..
     
  7. DorkstaR

    DorkstaR Senior Member

    Joined: May 24, 2002 Messages: 1,404 Likes Received: 0
    anybody else just dig thru the trash can for some tissue?
     
  8. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 19, 2002 Messages: 8,297 Likes Received: 117
    You my friend are a true champ then..
     
  9. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 19, 2002 Messages: 8,297 Likes Received: 117

    i have to agree with u there.there is nothin worse then this..well peeing after sex sucks also.since you have no clue which way ur gonna piss.
     
  10. DorkstaR

    DorkstaR Senior Member

    Joined: May 24, 2002 Messages: 1,404 Likes Received: 0
    you say this problem only happens to you AFTER sex?


    well good nite kids.
     
  11. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    its funny...i was going to post that exact same thing regardless of the topic.



    i hate it when i go pee and i shake it off and when i tuck it back away, i have pee dribble on my leg. fucking hate it.
     
  12. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    yeah, the other day one of my hands slipped off and suddenly I was hosing down the place... got a bit on my shorts but... eh, I was at home alone... I just put some tap water on it and decided to throw it in with the next load of laundry (I was in domestic mode) in a few minutes... so, when I was done with the water like half the front of my shorts is wet... AND the doorbell rings... LITERALLY ALL my other shorts/pants were in the wash but it turned out to be my friend Eric so I decided it was cool... so I let him in and explain and he says:

    "No problem, remember when you sat on Gary's bed with your naked ass?"

    to which I reply:

    "Uh? NO!... Gary? not? oh yeah... that one kid?"

    Eric tells me that one time I came over to visit, which I did sometimes even though he was living in this whole family of strangers house and I was/got amazingly drunk, no suprise, but I guess I had passed out which is unusual, as you all know... but... at one point in the night I woke up and went to the bathroom... and then didn't pull up my pants, so I shuffle back through the houseful of drunken teen girls (surely amazed by my gargantuan penis) and went and sat down ass naked onto Gary's pillow... prompting Gary to throw a fit... but I don't remember any of it so it's probably a damn dirty lie...
     
  13. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    for this very reason, I try to take a shit everyday before I get into the shower... If I wash my butt I'm not wanting to take a dump anytime soon
     
  14. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

     
  15. Sega Genesis

    Sega Genesis Member

    Joined: Nov 17, 2002 Messages: 994 Likes Received: 0
    i hate hangovers. im never drinking again.........
     
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