beardo Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 unless they register even at the lowest level of attractiveness. jesus christ. these girls were straight up fat and ugly, im sorry. it was comedy though, no one could really stand to watch, so everyone was kind of glancing around giving each other 'the look' :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 belly dancers are meant to be fat right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 this puts a damper on your whole night im sure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 belly dancers are supposed to have small belly's. i went to this one spot that had a belly dancing show. i was like.. cool you know. i get to drink and watch girls make their bellies dance. naw son. 60+ year old fatties. it was the weirdest shit ive ever seen. after several beers i thought for a second "that one's alright" and right when i realized what i had thought i decided it was time to bounce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted May 14, 2006 Author Share Posted May 14, 2006 a little belly, sure. this shit was nasty, dawgg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellshock Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 hooppty de la shoop as a deaf person i like to imagine what kinda noises those belly makes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 atleast you got a story though. that's all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 a belly dancer is NOT a stripper... and strippers are what you want at ANY party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 correction...girls who LOOK hot as strippers, but are down to get with the git down. is what you want at EVERY party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 this thread is classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Google Oner Making Ends and Finding Fat Bitches The internet is retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 my homegirl let me borrow a cd of belly dancing music that shit was SLAPPIN! french/morrocan shit dont sleeeeeeeeeep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 we told this "belly dancer" to grab her ankles once. she almost fell over trying to lift her shit to her ear, then her "security guard" said, i think they were asking you to bend over. then she dissapeared into the bathroom for twenty minutes, and came out saying some shit about 25 for hand jobs, 50 for blows, and 200 for sex. then we kicked her out. funny times though, almost as great as summertime visits and doods hooking up with desperate college ladies while their boys get kicked out the bar and everyone splits up. i can tell i'm drunk, but i am using good grammar because i am trying really, really hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 You get an A for effort, biggie. Extra credit for qutations. I know how hard that is even four beers in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 There is no way back in traditional times that these fat momma's would have cut it as belly dancers. The Sultan would have been like 'Get that shit out of here!.. Crazy broad.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Great story, METALCIRCUS on another note, a few weeks ago i went to a birthday house party with a big titty stripper whos job was to serve you. She walks around topless, and you werent supposed to fill your own cup (beer liquor, whatever), it was the titty bitches job to get you drunk. it was free, too. best party, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Great story, METALCIRCUS on another note, a few weeks ago i went to a birthday house party with a big titty stripper whos job was to serve you. She walks around topless, and you werent supposed to fill your own cup (beer liquor, whatever), it was the titty bitches job to get you drunk. it was free, too. best party, ever. ...howd you get one of those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 the birthday dudes hired her i think, she worked for tips. i never tipped her though. im a skeezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted May 14, 2006 Author Share Posted May 14, 2006 thats dope. def have to arrange that sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 I know some belly dancers..all of them look good..guess I found the diamonds in the rough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 great now i have to lost my deposit on my belly dancer night reservation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 great now i have to lost my deposit on my belly dancer night reservation Yeah, you know she smoked that up the second you round the corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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