Pistol Posted August 24, 2001 Share Posted August 24, 2001 I just visited the other thread about donating blood for cash. I was wondering if anyone has thought about or even done it, donating sperm. I figure this would be mure fun than getting stuck with a needle. At school they said they had a gang of tests before you can donate. Not only must you be drug free. They probably won't accept you if you got diseases in your family such as diabetes, high blood pressure, sickle cell, etc. It would be kinda crazy knowing some kid out there got your blood in him or her. ------------------ "The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds." Confucius , Analects http://www.yourphotos.com/users/3693/pistolsq.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted August 24, 2001 Share Posted August 24, 2001 i don't think any one is on this late! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted August 24, 2001 Share Posted August 24, 2001 i thaught about it..but I never tried it....i wuld feel wierd yanking it in a strange room...it would probably get stage fright and I would have to sneak out without making my deposit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoPe DiSh Posted August 24, 2001 Share Posted August 24, 2001 Originally posted by Pistol: It would be kinda crazy knowing some kid out there got your blood in him or her. And you wouldn't even have to pay child support. ------------------ http://communities.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=MyPhotos_GetPubPhoto&PhotoID=nIgAAAGIKupHupHsQzRELMABxUldZRGgEmDJnfjXPHZSsSQfD1Tjt9B26jpx5lDHxFrIETJNWOR0'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie34 Posted August 24, 2001 Share Posted August 24, 2001 its weird to me...thinking that I would have children out there that i wouldnt know about....What if you met a girl and wanted to hook up....later on you find out shes your fuckin daughter! UUUUUUNnnn ------------------ jus me and you muthafucka jus me and you...i'll put trade marks around your fuckin eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted August 24, 2001 Share Posted August 24, 2001 ha ha ha... tease...you funny bastard you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trend Posted August 24, 2001 Share Posted August 24, 2001 Originally posted by inkjunkie34: its weird to me...thinking that I would have children out there that i wouldnt know about....What if you met a girl and wanted to hook up....later on you find out shes your fuckin daughter! UUUUUUNnnn well unless you like hooking up with girls who are at least half your age, if not younger, then i dont think you'd have a problem with that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 24, 2001 Share Posted August 24, 2001 i think only a really really small number of people actually make it through all the test....i know you have to have extremley potent sperm to survive the freezing process....yeah, i was seriously considering it.... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted August 24, 2001 Share Posted August 24, 2001 Ive given it a thought. Whats the pay like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted August 24, 2001 Share Posted August 24, 2001 ive been practicing alot in my life,im ready! i think they pay $50 a donation but you can only donate like 6 times a month.pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted August 24, 2001 Share Posted August 24, 2001 this is something i should do. ive been letting all this money go through my hands. getting paid to jack off doesnt seem to bad to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted August 24, 2001 Share Posted August 24, 2001 I think you might have to get your blood taken anyways for the tests... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted August 24, 2001 Share Posted August 24, 2001 God DAYUM! $50 a 'session'..6 times a month. $300 a month to jerk off. Then donate blood for $200 a month. According to my math thats $500 a month to donate your fluids. Yeah its kinda embarrassing. Yeah you probably wouldnt tell anyone you used that as a source of income. But fuck, it beats delivering pizza 5 nights a week, who agrees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K[O]MEGA Posted August 24, 2001 Share Posted August 24, 2001 if i had no cash i would be down to wak off to some plsatik cup for 50 buks.. rather get paid then stain my bed sheets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K[O]MEGA Posted August 24, 2001 Share Posted August 24, 2001 P.S.. kOmega ..smOken red woOds..straigt from the 'O'chronic ville oak tOwn.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted August 25, 2001 Share Posted August 25, 2001 how old do you have to be to donate sperm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 25, 2001 Share Posted August 25, 2001 [file missing] This is me after a Dekes party, as you can probably tell I had a good time. ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wakassOATH Posted August 25, 2001 Share Posted August 25, 2001 i dont think i could get it into the cup they seem pretty small and i have bad aim i would prolly end up jizzing all over the place and losing all my prophets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 25, 2001 Share Posted August 25, 2001 dahahahahahaha MAKRO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 http://www.scandinaviancryobank.com/pics/logo.jpg'> Scandinavian Cryobank is an American sperm bank based in Seattle that specializes in worldwide delivery of cryopreserved donor sperm from Scandinavian sperm donors. We strive to provide our customers with a product of exceptional quality and unique characteristics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Shit, think, 300 a month for doing what ya do in the shower, im letting money slide down the drain, crazy. It would be weird wackin in a room that was built for guys to wack of in, cuz that means lots of others have, and maybe some missed, and thats gross. just gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 heh, girls can get $3,000 for ONE egg. I would never do that though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Originally posted by CinchedWaist heh, girls can get $3,000 for ONE egg. I would never do that though. This is why men are smarter than women ...is he joking? hahaha.. alright see ya later.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Originally posted by onesecondple It would be weird wackin in a room that was built for guys to wack of in, cuz that means lots of others have i would tag up the pornos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 nah dont like the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogy nights Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 drug free? jerking it instrange cold rooms? giving your goo to someone in a cup? low pay? doesnt add up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 Originally posted by S@T@N This is why men are smarter than women HAHAHAHA that's great. i shoot blank.s well that's what i think. my semen turns a little clear after settling down on top of my stomach approximately 14.6 seconds after "breathing" fresh air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuzo Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 leave it there for like an hour it's crazy. niggers know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 hahaha lazy ass. did you watch it slowly dry up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo returns Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 i cant front. ive had some sperm dry up on me and my clothes before. it looks like some dried up cake icing or something. or like some dried up elmers glue. P.S. its fucking great coming across an old post you made, but you dont remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.