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Donating Sperm

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pistol, Aug 24, 2001.

  1. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
    I just visited the other thread about donating blood for cash. I was wondering if anyone has thought about or even done it, donating sperm. I figure this would be mure fun than getting stuck with a needle. At school they said they had a gang of tests before you can donate. Not only must you be drug free. They probably won't accept you if you got diseases in your family such as diabetes, high blood pressure, sickle cell, etc. It would be kinda crazy knowing some kid out there got your blood in him or her.

    "The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds."
    Confucius , Analects
  2. kid furie

    kid furie Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 25, 2000 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    i don't think any one is on this late!
  3. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    i thaught about it..but I never tried it....i wuld feel wierd yanking it in a strange room...it would probably get stage fright and I would have to sneak out without making my deposit.
  4. DoPe DiSh

    DoPe DiSh Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2001 Messages: 105 Likes Received: 0
    And you wouldn't even have to pay child support.

  5. inkjunkie34

    inkjunkie34 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 9, 2001 Messages: 1,614 Likes Received: 0
    its weird to me...thinking that I would have children out there that i wouldnt know about....What if you met a girl and wanted to hook up....later on you find out shes your fuckin daughter! UUUUUUNnnn

    jus me and you muthafucka jus me and you...i'll put trade marks around your fuckin eye
  6. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Guest

    ha ha ha...
    tease...you funny bastard you...
  7. Trend

    Trend Member

    Joined: Jul 10, 2001 Messages: 611 Likes Received: 0
    well unless you like hooking up with girls who are at least half your age, if not younger, then i dont think you'd have a problem with that...
  8. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    i think only a really really small number of people actually make it through all the test....i know you have to have extremley potent sperm to survive the freezing process....yeah, i was seriously considering it....

    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
  9. mapo wc

    mapo wc Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 23, 2001 Messages: 3,119 Likes Received: 0
    Ive given it a thought.

    Whats the pay like?
  10. *see-phore*

    *see-phore* Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 1,182 Likes Received: 0
    ive been practicing alot in my life,im ready!
    i think they pay $50 a donation but you can only donate like 6 times a month.pretty cool.
  11. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    this is something i should do. ive been letting all this money go through my hands. getting paid to jack off doesnt seem to bad to me.
  12. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    I think you might have to get your blood taken anyways for the tests...
  13. mapo wc

    mapo wc Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 23, 2001 Messages: 3,119 Likes Received: 0
    God DAYUM!

    $50 a 'session'..6 times a month.
    $300 a month to jerk off.

    Then donate blood for $200 a month.
    According to my math thats $500 a month to donate your fluids.

    Yeah its kinda embarrassing. Yeah you probably wouldnt tell anyone you used that as a source of income. But fuck, it beats delivering pizza 5 nights a week, who agrees?
  14. K[O]MEGA

    K[O]MEGA Guest

    if i had no cash i would be down to wak off to some plsatik cup for 50 buks..
    rather get paid then stain my bed sheets
  15. K[O]MEGA

    K[O]MEGA Guest

    kOmega ..smOken red woOds..straigt from the 'O'chronic ville oak tOwn..