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Donald Rumsfeld Kung Fu Technique

Discussion in 'News' started by [email protected]#$%, Dec 8, 2004.

  1. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

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    http://www.poe-news.com/features.php?feat=31845


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    You may have defeated my Southern Hook Palm technique, but can you defeat the 1000 styles of Rumsfeld?

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    Sleeping Dragon Technique!

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    Drunken Temple Boxing!

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    Spider Hand Technique!

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    Grimace Palm!
     
  2. villain

    villain Veteran Member

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    I'm sure this would be funny as hell if we could see the pictures....
     
  3. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I took the extra few seconds to click on the link provided at the top and it was entertaining.

    The lion claw is clearly a bite of Saddams Tiger Hand. I'd put money on Pen Missile to win.
     
  4. villain

    villain Veteran Member

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    Ahhh... good eye! I didn't see the link. Then again I'm retarted and going blind.
     
  5. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

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    I should say so.

    ha-ha.
     
  6. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

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    haha, that was great. who knew he had so many 'fighting styles'.
     
  7. heavyLox

    heavyLox Veteran Member

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    id trade all of them in for one that actually worked.
     
  8. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

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  9. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    I should say so.

    ha-ha.
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    I was only half joking.
     
  10. Carl Winslow.

    Carl Winslow. Junior Member

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    NOT FUNNY.
     
  11. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

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  12. boner

    boner Junior Member

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    looks like we have a new viagara spokesman.
     
  13. Kirby p

    Kirby p Senior Member

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    leave it to "boner" to pop that one off
     
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