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Don Homer

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Jackson, Jan 27, 2004.

  1. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    MMMmmmmmMMmm... organized crime.

    Basically, I present to you,
    The Classic Mob Moments of The Simpsons !

    I will start you off:
    When Bart works as a cocktail waiter in Fat Tony's 'Legitimate Businessmens club':

    'Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
    Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving
    family?
    Bart: No.
    Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal
    a truckload of bread to feed them?
    Bart: Uh uh.
    Tony: And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?
    Bart: I guess that's okay.
    Tony: Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price
    that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?
    Bart: Hell, no!'
     
  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    another simpson's quote thread?
     
  3. Don't Panic

    Don't Panic Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2003 Messages: 647 Likes Received: 0
    Yeah, we had one a couple days ago. It probably hasn't even made it to page three yet.
     
  4. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    yeah, you needa post in that one, damn kids, dont add shit to this.........
     
  5. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    yeah, don't post anything else, ok?
     
  6. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
     
  7. Fabo 2

    Fabo 2 Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2002 Messages: 345 Likes Received: 1
    jackson, mans thread is played out.
     
  8. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    ISOLATION - JOY DIVISION
     
  9. Daddy Screw

    Daddy Screw Member

    Joined: Jun 15, 2002 Messages: 551 Likes Received: 29
    OK!
     
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