deph Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 hey guys as I've just started my first year. I'm doing my laundry for the first time I thought this could be a message board to go on while your a little board waiting for that broken arse machine to get finished. p.s funny stories to keep me from killing myself would be appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 I still do my laundry in the laundrymat. I usually bring a book or pop over to the cafe across the street for a coffee and a cheese croisant. Sometimes I wander behind the laundry mat and check out the grafitti (yeah... there's full pieces in the back alley) or I just go home and take a shower or something to really get my water comsumption peaked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 here's a joke: there was this wanker that was so stupid, he made a thread about waiting in line to use a washing machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 a little bit of advice...if you happen to live in university dorms...don't leave your laundry alone. someone will either steal your clothes or toss bubble gum in the dryer. and even better advice. take your laundry to the girls dorm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 where are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 ldn_tng...im going to be in the same boat come sunday! where you at uni wise? i have a feeling my washing levels will decrease dramtically after a few weeks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 ldn wagwarn get mumsy to do your washing, that's what she's there for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 I jammed gum in the lock of a meter maid vehicle yesterday....ha ha...funny enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 A joke: How do you get a homosexual to fuck your girlfriend? Shit in her cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 ^^ well, if i ever need to tell a joke to totally and utterly repel someone for life......then that would be the one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 usefull tip for laundry, hang your shirts (doesn't really work for long sleeved button ups .. but anything else is go) on a coat hanger while they are still alittle damp... this way they dry without crinkles and you avoid the death trap that is ironing ... if i think of any jokes I'll let you know ... first year of dorm life for me were really good times .. hope they go well for you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Im not really into laundry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 I don't think anyone is ... but I'm into clean clothes.. I actually get alittle excited when my laundries done because I enjoy the clean cloth factor ... haha I know I'm a sad sad man ... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 I hear college kids like to piss and puke in the laundry machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 when i was in NY last summer , i was about 4 colt 45's into my day and in some apartment building in jamacia queens during a rianstorm , i determined that a dryer that was carlessly unattended would be a good place to relieve some of the bladder pressure colt 45 can produce. this scared the resident new yorker that decided to take me and my homie on as his little tourists for the night. the moral of the story is pissing in a dryer full of clothes is halarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deph Posted September 24, 2004 Author Share Posted September 24, 2004 Re: A joke: Originally posted by Rodney Trotter How do you get a homosexual to fuck your girlfriend? hahaha. SNEAK I'm at a uni near birmingham. Shit in her cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 ldn, don't you know it's grim up north...or halfway up north anyway you gonna bmn thing now or wot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Ive never once had a problem with doing laundry at my university. Co-ed dorms, so no going over to the girls dorm to wash my clothes. It's not really that big of a deal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deph Posted October 18, 2004 Author Share Posted October 18, 2004 I'm once again doing my laundry and it's the first time I've been to the new and improved OZ it's pretty slick in here like some one just cleaned your moma's old car or something. Loving it any ways Can of Worms I have know idea what you just asked me and my Laindry should be ready for the dryer so I'll peep you all later. Hola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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