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Doing my laundry at uni/college.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by deph, Sep 22, 2004.

  1. deph

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    Doing my laundry at uni/college.

    Discussion started by deph - Sep 22, 2004

    hey guys as I've just started my first year. I'm doing my laundry for the first time I thought this could be a message board to go on while your a little board waiting for that broken arse machine to get finished.

    p.s funny stories to keep me from killing myself would be appreciated.
     
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  2. <KEY3>

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    <KEY3> - Replied Sep 22, 2004

    I still do my laundry in the laundrymat.

    I usually bring a book or pop over to the cafe
    across the street for a coffee and a cheese croisant.
    Sometimes I wander behind the laundry mat and check out the grafitti
    (yeah... there's full pieces in the back alley)

    or I just go home and take a shower or something to really get my water comsumption peaked.
     
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  3. Dick Quickwood

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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Sep 22, 2004

    here's a joke: there was this wanker that was so stupid, he made a thread about waiting in line to use a washing machine.
     
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  4. SteveAustin

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    SteveAustin - Replied Sep 22, 2004

    a little bit of advice...if you happen to live in university dorms...don't leave your laundry alone. someone will either steal your clothes or toss bubble gum in the dryer.

    and even better advice. take your laundry to the girls dorm.
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Sep 22, 2004

    where are you?
     
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  6. sneak

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    sneak - Replied Sep 23, 2004

    ldn_tng...im going to be in the same boat come sunday!
    where you at uni wise?

    i have a feeling my washing levels will decrease dramtically after a few weeks...
     
  7. Fabo 2

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    Fabo 2 - Replied Sep 23, 2004

    ldn wagwarn

    get mumsy to do your washing, that's what she's there for.
     
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    Gunm - Replied Sep 23, 2004

    I jammed gum in the lock of a meter maid vehicle yesterday....ha ha...funny enough?
     
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    Rodney Trotter - Replied Sep 23, 2004

    A joke:

    How do you get a homosexual to fuck your girlfriend?















































    Shit in her cunt.
     
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    Gunm - Replied Sep 23, 2004

    ^^

    well, if i ever need to tell a joke to totally and utterly repel someone for life......then that would be the one..
     
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  11. SilentBob

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    SilentBob - Replied Sep 23, 2004

    usefull tip for laundry, hang your shirts (doesn't really work for long sleeved button ups .. but anything else is go) on a coat hanger while they are still alittle damp... this way they dry without crinkles and you avoid the death trap that is ironing ...


    if i think of any jokes I'll let you know ... first year of dorm life for me were really good times .. hope they go well for you..
     
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  12. High Priest

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    High Priest - Replied Sep 23, 2004

    Im not really into laundry.
     
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    SilentBob - Replied Sep 23, 2004

    I don't think anyone is ... but I'm into clean clothes..

    I actually get alittle excited when my laundries done because I enjoy the clean cloth factor ...

    haha I know I'm a sad sad man ... .
     
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    fermentor666 - Replied Sep 23, 2004

    I hear college kids like to piss and puke in the laundry machines.
     
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  15. mikro137

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    mikro137 - Replied Sep 24, 2004

    when i was in NY last summer , i was about 4 colt 45's into my day and in some apartment building in jamacia queens during a rianstorm , i determined that a dryer that was carlessly unattended would be a good place to relieve some of the bladder pressure colt 45 can produce. this scared the resident new yorker that decided to take me and my homie on as his little tourists for the night.

    the moral of the story is

    pissing in a dryer full of clothes is halarious.