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Doing my laundry at uni/college.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by deph, Sep 22, 2004.

  1. deph

    deph New Jack

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    hey guys as I've just started my first year. I'm doing my laundry for the first time I thought this could be a message board to go on while your a little board waiting for that broken arse machine to get finished.

    p.s funny stories to keep me from killing myself would be appreciated.
  2. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    I still do my laundry in the laundrymat.

    I usually bring a book or pop over to the cafe
    across the street for a coffee and a cheese croisant.
    Sometimes I wander behind the laundry mat and check out the grafitti
    (yeah... there's full pieces in the back alley)

    or I just go home and take a shower or something to really get my water comsumption peaked.
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    here's a joke: there was this wanker that was so stupid, he made a thread about waiting in line to use a washing machine.
  4. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    a little bit of advice...if you happen to live in university dorms...don't leave your laundry alone. someone will either steal your clothes or toss bubble gum in the dryer.

    and even better advice. take your laundry to the girls dorm.
  5. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  6. sneak

    sneak Guest

    ldn_tng...im going to be in the same boat come sunday!
    where you at uni wise?

    i have a feeling my washing levels will decrease dramtically after a few weeks...
  7. Fabo 2

    Fabo 2 Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2002 Messages: 345 Likes Received: 2
    ldn wagwarn

    get mumsy to do your washing, that's what she's there for.
  8. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    I jammed gum in the lock of a meter maid vehicle yesterday....ha ha...funny enough?
  9. Rodney Trotter

    Rodney Trotter Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 1,683 Likes Received: 1
    A joke:

    How do you get a homosexual to fuck your girlfriend?

    Shit in her cunt.
  10. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2

    well, if i ever need to tell a joke to totally and utterly repel someone for life......then that would be the one..
  11. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Messages: 683 Likes Received: 1
    usefull tip for laundry, hang your shirts (doesn't really work for long sleeved button ups .. but anything else is go) on a coat hanger while they are still alittle damp... this way they dry without crinkles and you avoid the death trap that is ironing ...

    if i think of any jokes I'll let you know ... first year of dorm life for me were really good times .. hope they go well for you..
  12. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 4
    Im not really into laundry.
  13. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Messages: 683 Likes Received: 1
    I don't think anyone is ... but I'm into clean clothes..

    I actually get alittle excited when my laundries done because I enjoy the clean cloth factor ...

    haha I know I'm a sad sad man ... .
  14. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    I hear college kids like to piss and puke in the laundry machines.
  15. mikro137

    mikro137 Guest

    when i was in NY last summer , i was about 4 colt 45's into my day and in some apartment building in jamacia queens during a rianstorm , i determined that a dryer that was carlessly unattended would be a good place to relieve some of the bladder pressure colt 45 can produce. this scared the resident new yorker that decided to take me and my homie on as his little tourists for the night.

    the moral of the story is

    pissing in a dryer full of clothes is halarious.