Gunm Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Ha ha ha, are you too lazy to sweep shit up around your house? Especially the kitchen? I'm taking care of a friends pug at the momnet and this little fucker has swept the kitchen floor free of every last food scrap, crumb and random bitsr. It was hella dirty yesterday and now it's soooooo clean. OOoooo, MERO level cleanliness. I swear, dogs are the best when it comes to ditching a piece of crappy food or lapping up some spilled soda you're too lazy to wipe up. This pug straight cleaned the fuck out of the floor this morning when i dropped some eggs off of my plate. It was like nothing ever spilled Dogs are great because at barbeques you can feed them all sorts of scraps that won't end up ditched in your bushes n shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 yeah, only problem is they're not toilet trained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 yup, the resident dog cleans up floorfood. today i was eating this cookie, but it sucked, so i gave it to him. dogs really like food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 dogs get diarrhea too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Spread the peanut butter on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 There was this one time at bandcamp, and this guy had this peanut butter and this dog........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caffeine Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Dogs eat anything. Sick little bastards they are. But who can hate em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 my childhood dog died because he ate nothing but cooked food and table scraps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Originally posted by hopeizm+May 11 2005, 09:26 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (hopeizm - May 11 2005, 09:26 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>There was this one time at bandcamp, and this guy had this peanut butter and this dog........ Quoted post [/b] Eww, i've heard this one. Doesn't it up with a 'Peanut Roast Rover' dinner? You sicken me.... :yuck: <!--QuoteBegin-ARCEL@May 11 2005, 06:13 AM dogs really like food. Quoted post Tru dat. Humans are quite partial to it as well. Or so i've heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Peanut. Butter. Nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 vaccum cleaners dont get excited and knock red wine all over your beige couch..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 dogs also tend to puke everywhere after you're done feeding them all of that table food.. then YOU have a mess to clean up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 what? no way dogs are all about eating their own puke, other dogs puke, even cat puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 a hungry one he is..but never does he get too full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 speaking of this, ive been really considering getting a bulldog.. or small "pug like" dog.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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