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Dogs Make the Best Vaccums

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, May 11, 2005.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    Ha ha ha, are you too lazy to sweep shit up around your house? Especially the kitchen?

    I'm taking care of a friends pug at the momnet and this little fucker has swept the kitchen floor free of every last food scrap, crumb and random bitsr. It was hella dirty yesterday and now it's soooooo clean. OOoooo, MERO level cleanliness.

    I swear, dogs are the best when it comes to ditching a piece of crappy food or lapping up some spilled soda you're too lazy to wipe up. This pug straight cleaned the fuck out of the floor this morning when i dropped some eggs off of my plate. It was like nothing ever spilled

    Dogs are great because at barbeques you can feed them all sorts of scraps that won't end up ditched in your bushes n shit.
     
  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    yeah, only problem is they're not toilet trained.
     
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    yup, the resident dog cleans up floorfood. today i was eating this cookie, but it sucked, so i gave it to him. dogs really like food.
     
  4. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    dogs get diarrhea too
     
  5. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    Spread the peanut butter on them.
     
  6. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  7. hopeizm

    hopeizm Member

    Joined: Oct 3, 2003 Messages: 578 Likes Received: 1
    There was this one time at bandcamp, and this guy had this peanut butter and this dog........
     
  8. caffeine

    caffeine Member

    Joined: Mar 6, 2005 Messages: 503 Likes Received: 0
    Dogs eat anything.
    Sick little bastards they are.




























































































    But who can hate em.
     
  9. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    my childhood dog died because he ate nothing but cooked food and table scraps
     
  10. CamAlmighty

    CamAlmighty Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 25, 2003 Messages: 1,070 Likes Received: 0


    Eww, i've heard this one. Doesn't it up with a 'Peanut Roast Rover' dinner? You sicken me.... :yuck:

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    dogs really like food.
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    Tru dat. Humans are quite partial to it as well.








    Or so i've heard.
     
  11. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,858 Likes Received: 24
    Peanut. Butter. Nuts.
     
  12. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    vaccum cleaners dont get excited and knock red wine all over your beige couch.....
     
  13. ^ . ^

    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 8,231 Likes Received: 72
    dogs also tend to puke everywhere after you're done feeding them all of that table food.. then YOU have a mess to clean up.
     
  14. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    what? no way
    dogs are all about eating their own puke, other dogs puke, even cat puke
     
  15. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    a hungry one he is..but never does he get too full.
     
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