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Dogs Make the Best Vaccums

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, May 11, 2005.

  1. Gunm

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    Dogs Make the Best Vaccums

    Discussion started by Gunm - May 11, 2005

    Ha ha ha, are you too lazy to sweep shit up around your house? Especially the kitchen?

    I'm taking care of a friends pug at the momnet and this little fucker has swept the kitchen floor free of every last food scrap, crumb and random bitsr. It was hella dirty yesterday and now it's soooooo clean. OOoooo, MERO level cleanliness.

    I swear, dogs are the best when it comes to ditching a piece of crappy food or lapping up some spilled soda you're too lazy to wipe up. This pug straight cleaned the fuck out of the floor this morning when i dropped some eggs off of my plate. It was like nothing ever spilled

    Dogs are great because at barbeques you can feed them all sorts of scraps that won't end up ditched in your bushes n shit.
     
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  2. Abracadabra

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    Abracadabra - Replied May 11, 2005

    yeah, only problem is they're not toilet trained.
     
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  3. Dick Quickwood

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    yup, the resident dog cleans up floorfood. today i was eating this cookie, but it sucked, so i gave it to him. dogs really like food.
     
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    mackfatsoe - Replied May 11, 2005

    dogs get diarrhea too
     
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    GnomeToys - Replied May 11, 2005

    Spread the peanut butter on them.
     
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    There was this one time at bandcamp, and this guy had this peanut butter and this dog........
     
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    caffeine - Replied May 11, 2005

    Dogs eat anything.
    Sick little bastards they are.




























































































    But who can hate em.
     
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    my childhood dog died because he ate nothing but cooked food and table scraps
     
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    Eww, i've heard this one. Doesn't it up with a 'Peanut Roast Rover' dinner? You sicken me.... :yuck:

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    dogs really like food.
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    Tru dat. Humans are quite partial to it as well.








    Or so i've heard.
     
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    Peanut. Butter. Nuts.
     
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    vaccum cleaners dont get excited and knock red wine all over your beige couch.....
     
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    dogs also tend to puke everywhere after you're done feeding them all of that table food.. then YOU have a mess to clean up.
     
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    JohnnyHorton - Replied May 11, 2005

    what? no way
    dogs are all about eating their own puke, other dogs puke, even cat puke
     
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    a hungry one he is..but never does he get too full.
     
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