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dog condoms

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by casekonly, Mar 29, 2005.

  1. casekonly

    casekonly 12oz Veteran Member

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    dog condoms

    Discussion started by casekonly - Mar 29, 2005

    DOG CONDOMS

    ya know, i hope ole' 'sparky' thinks to use the ribbed kind, and i hope that mutherfucker turns them inside out when he uses them.

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    What Sizes and Scents Do They Come In?

    Dog condoms come in three sizes to fit small, medium, and large breeds. Almost every dog will find a comfortable, well-proportioned condom to meet their needs. The condoms also come in lubricated and meat scented varieties to enhance pleasure for both dog partners.

    How Effective Are They?

    Clinical studies are still underway, but we expect them to be about as effective, if used correctly, as human condoms.

    Can I Train My Dog To Put It On Himself?

    No, the dog will require human intervention each time he wishes to put on or take off a condom.

    What About Female Condoms for Bitches?

    We recognize that birth control is the responsibility of both partners, and we are currently working on a prototype of a condom for female dogs. However, we don't expect it to reach the market until 2007.

    What About Loss of Sensation?

    Just like with human condoms, the dog may experience a slight loss of sensation. However, the condoms are made of a very thin latex which should transmit heat well, a key factor in creating a lifelike feel. We are also experimenting with new scents, which work like a "doggy Viagra", providing further sensory stimulation.

    When and Where Can I Buy Them?

    We are planning a roll-out for fall 2005 with wide availability at major pet stores and convenience markets by the beginning of 2006.
     
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    AORAone - Replied Mar 29, 2005

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

    ths has got to be a joke, and if its not, it should be.
     
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    Æ° - Replied Mar 29, 2005

    The title and sub title alone made me laugh.

    I'm going to look at the link and other stuff you typed now.
     
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  4. casekonly

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    casekonly - Replied Mar 29, 2005

    it should be a joke, but what if sparky wants to get him some and he doesn't want the ahssle of puppies and late night calls of 'you my baby daddy'?

    you know sparky is a high roller with no time for the youngins'.
     
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    well if sparky wants to get down, then that son of a bitch can learn to put it on himself
     
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    casekonly - Replied Mar 29, 2005


    well if sparky wants to get down, then that son of a bitch can learn to put it on himself
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    that's what midgets are for. duh.
     
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    casekonly - Replied Mar 29, 2005

    i shouldn't say anything, but damn...i mean, meat flavored condoms shoulda given it away.

    let your dog out, doo'. nikka don't have to worry about no dog condoms,




    March 22, 2005

    Dog Condoms
    I just learned while perusing the indispensible Museum of Hoaxes blog that you can now purchase meat-scented condoms for your dog online. "Just as forced sterilization isn't the answer for human population control," announces a blurb on DogCondoms.com, "it's not the solution for dogs. Instead, we should respect dogs' rights as living beings by honoring their instincts and sexuality and provide them with safe, effective birth control."

    It's a joke, of course — not that any dogs I know are going to get a big whoop out of it.

    A WHOIS lookup lists the owner of the domain as Pretzel Publishing, which touts itself as a producer of Web sites offering "sex-positive education and humor." Other sites erected by the company include MasturbateForPeace.com and ViagraPhilosophy.com. Visit them at your own risk.
     
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  8. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Mar 29, 2005


    Mmmm... puppy assholes.
     
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    meat flavored condoms could possibly de-throne the dutch oven as the best bedroom prank ever....i need those, stat.
     
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    Mmmm... puppy assholes.
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    hahahaha ew dude.
     
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    Zack Morris - Replied Mar 30, 2005

    just get your dog fixed...I mean shit just by terminology they obvious come broken.
     
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    Thats just wrong hahahahahahaha....... on another note..... i actually think some humans should be forced steralised
     
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    mackfatsoe - Replied Mar 30, 2005

    ha!
     
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    Im Broke - Replied Mar 30, 2005

    this reminds me that i needa get to the store to get some HUMEN condoms.
     
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    swif1 - Replied Mar 30, 2005

    As in getting spade(sp?)?
     
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