bathoræ Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 link Kim is a 27-year-old woman with a shy face and perfectly shaped pink acrylic nails. She’s naked from the waist down, wrapped in a flimsy paper gown, perched on the edge of an examining table. Looking nervous and uncomfortable, she wraps her arms protectively around her stomach as she fidgets. Kim has had three children, and no longer enjoys sex. Her husband doesn’t either, and the couple thinks Kim’s vagina has been stretched out by the births and her last episiotomy, an incision to enlarge the vaginal opening during delivery. So today Kim is here to consult with Dr. Joseph Berenholz, an OB/GYN who recently founded the Laser Vaginal Institute of Michigan. If she qualifies for the outpatient surgery, Berenholz will use a ballpoint pen-sized laser to cut Kim’s vagina and suture it, restoring the tightness she experienced before the childbirth. And Kim is willing to pay out-of-pocket for the procedure — which isn’t covered by medical insurance, and has an average cost of $7,000. Berenholz’s office offers several other elective female genital surgeries, the primary selling points being enhanced sexual gratification for the women and aesthetically pleasing results. Starting at $4,500, a woman can have a labioplasty, in which her inner labia are cut and reshaped if she thinks they’re too large or asymmetrical. Or a woman can become “revirginized” and have an approximation of her hymen restored. (This is particularly popular among Middle Eastern women who need to “fake” their virginity before marriage.) And if she wants to combine more than one surgery, she can end up paying more than $10,000 for newer, tighter, prettier genitals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted March 22, 2005 Author Share Posted March 22, 2005 damn... can't change titles... someone want to fix that whole "makes" thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 mmmmm tight vaginas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Finally, i can regain the innocence i lost when i was a wee lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 hah, something something wide vaginal walls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYU Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 maybe her husband just has a small peepee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 nothing wrong with a little vagina tight. fixes 'em every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 God damnit, I got an errection when I started reading that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 the day my womans vagina is too large for her to enjoy it is the day i kill myself.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by trackstand@Mar 22 2005, 03:09 PM God damnit, I got an errection when I started reading that. Quoted post then it's about time you lost your virginity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 ZING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 zing factor = 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 He is my idol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 isnt he everyones tho? *sigh* i wish i could grow up to be just like em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postmodernism Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 dr berenholz almost sounds like a pornstar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 little do you know..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 People are fucking wierd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMG Im Naked Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 The best part of the thread was the name of the clinic. the Laser Vaginal Institute of Michigan. Imagine the look on they're faces if you asked someone for directions to this place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by bathoræ@Mar 22 2005, 05:00 AM link Kim is a 27-year-old woman with a shy face and perfectly shaped pink acrylic nails. She’s naked from the waist down, wrapped in a flimsy paper gown, perched on the edge of an examining table. Looking nervous and uncomfortable, she wraps her arms protectively around her stomach as she fidgets. Kim has had three children, and no longer enjoys sex. Her husband doesn’t either, and the couple thinks Kim’s vagina has been stretched out by the births and her last episiotomy, an incision to enlarge the vaginal opening during delivery. So today Kim is here to consult with Dr. Joseph Berenholz, an OB/GYN who recently founded the Laser Vaginal Institute of Michigan. If she qualifies for the outpatient surgery, Berenholz will use a ballpoint pen-sized laser to cut Kim’s vagina and suture it, restoring the tightness she experienced before the childbirth. And Kim is willing to pay out-of-pocket for the procedure — which isn’t covered by medical insurance, and has an average cost of $7,000. Berenholz’s office offers several other elective female genital surgeries, the primary selling points being enhanced sexual gratification for the women and aesthetically pleasing results. Starting at $4,500, a woman can have a labioplasty, in which her inner labia are cut and reshaped if she thinks they’re too large or asymmetrical. Or a woman can become “revirginized” and have an approximation of her hymen restored. (This is particularly popular among Middle Eastern women who need to “fake” their virginity before marriage.) And if she wants to combine more than one surgery, she can end up paying more than $10,000 for newer, tighter, prettier genitals. Quoted post the answer is Yes, you should have your vagina tightened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 My friends told me about this, now i belive it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by OMG Im Naked@Mar 21 2005, 10:49 PM The best part of the thread was the name of the clinic. the Laser Vaginal Institute of Michigan. Imagine the look on they're faces if you asked someone for directions to this place Quoted post whats worse is them knowing exactly where it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Imagine bringing up the question to your wife "honey, are you interested in getting your flaps tightened up a little bit ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkab Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m+Mar 22 2005, 08:27 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MLTf4nt0m - Mar 22 2005, 08:27 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-OMG Im Naked@Mar 21 2005, 10:49 PM The best part of the thread was the name of the clinic. the Laser Vaginal Institute of Michigan. Imagine the look on they're faces if you asked someone for directions to this place Quoted post whats worse is them knowing exactly where it is Quoted post [/b] And then them pulling down their pants and showing you their not quite healed scabby vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 thats quite enough of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 bucket muff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 i remember hearing about the porn star Houston having to "shave off" some of her labia because it was hanging out of the sides of her bikini. she then sold the pieces they cut off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by Herbivore@Mar 22 2005, 08:53 AM i remember hearing about the porn star Houston having to "shave off" some of her labia because it was hanging out of the sides of her bikini. she then sold the pieces they cut off. Quoted post jesus christ, im not gonna get it up for another week now, i dont even want to look at a vagina, however i can be persuaded if any of you 12oz ladies want to do me that favor. loose pussy so loose it hangs out.......blah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 You can probably also imagine the size of the bikini she was wearing.. tiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 fuck yes. people have been modyfing their sex organs to enhance sexual pleasure for maaaaaaaaany moons. im all for it, personally. "Happy 50th anniversary honey..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 next on MTV's Pimp My Gine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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