Fugazi Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 How long can you go without it? A day? A week? I hate the feeling of being controlled by my own instincts. Fight the urge. Or give in. I don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 one time 4-5 of my friends decided to see who could go the longest. this was a friday, and by saturday, 3 had failed, 1 lied and cheated, and the last gave up on sunday. pathetic, i know. but thats why god invented masturbation. it sure cures boredom...... and when yr an 11th grade boy, yr cock owns you. so to answer yr question....yes, masturbation owns me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 me too......if it doesn't, YOUR the freak........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 as long as i'm sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 no one belives me when i say i have never done it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 longest i've gone was 2 weeks... (getting head at the end of that 2 weeks is an entirely different story) but i rarely go more than a couple of days... so, no, it doesn't own me, but it is a very dear friend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 never done it , never will . girlfriends solve that . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted May 21, 2002 Author Share Posted May 21, 2002 I'm trying to quit. It's weird, I feel more rested when I don't masturbate the night before. Anyone else experience any "side effects" of masturbation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 werd....thats a rather bitch way to deal with it. girls always claim they dont. fuck that, lyin hos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 dont start again kid serious , never have . i tried to twice and it did nothing for me . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Re: dont start again kid Originally posted by ASER1NE i tried to twice and it did nothing for me . you're doing it wrong... really, it does sound like a load of crap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted May 21, 2002 Author Share Posted May 21, 2002 It took me I think five tries to get it right... but that was back in seventh grade... Try it. You'll be hooked for life! masturbation is more addicting then cigarettes, and it's free! (porn not included) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 http://www.csh.rit.edu/~wxs/images/humor/monkeyboy.swf'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 <embed src="http://www.csh.rit.edu/~wxs/images/humor/monkeyboy.swf" quality=high pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="369" height="384" scale="noborder" align="bottom"> </embed> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 really its not , i swear on my mommas grave . never have . ive always had a gf . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 no, but i do enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Dude I have a problem with that shit. If I don't jerk it like 3-4 times a day at least I get off way to quick when I'm humpin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 i do it maybe twice a week but I have gone about 4 weeks without....After that little while I slurged the biggest wad of baby batter ever seen by man. Giant ropey jets of gism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris I have gone about 4 weeks without....After that little while I slurged the biggest wad of baby batter ever seen by man. Giant ropey jets of gism hahahahah.....eeeewwwwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raw fish Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 is twice a day too much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 JUST ABOUT EVERYDAY, I WANNA CUT DOWN OR QUIT BECAUSE I DO HAVE A GF AND I GET LAID/HEAD/HANDJOB'S ALOT BUT I STILL HAVE THE URGE TO GET TTHE JOB DONE MYSELF! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Originally posted by Raw fish is twice a day too much? too much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 I am "master of my domain." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris too much? CAN THERE REALLY BE TOO MUCH MASTERBATION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE never done it , never will . girlfriends solve that . its alright, you dont have to front:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafIAkilla Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 masturbation is the greatest thing ever. throughout drug addiction,girl problems,mental problems,masturbation has always been there.....i would rather jerk it than gtet a handjob,cuz girls have no idea how to do it. i kinda just want to tell them to back off and let me do it,but that would be rude,so..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Originally posted by mafIAkilla masturbation is the greatest thing ever. throughout drug addiction,girl problems,mental problems,masturbation has always been there.....i would rather jerk it than gtet a handjob,cuz girls have no idea how to do it. i kinda just want to tell them to back off and let me do it,but that would be rude,so..... werd! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 let me get all 'Mr.Wizard' on you kids for a second. The male testicles are constantly producing and recycling sperm. Your balls wont 'explode' or overload if you dont 'clear the pipes'. Older sperm returns into the natural cell chain, and is recycled. now here's the interesting part... It only takes a few (2-4) days to reach your maximum storage level. Then that level will steady off, and you'll be enjoying a 'full count'. Try it! You will notice a difference! * strict budhists, taoists and many hindu sects observe the importance of semen retention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FoReVeRpHLy Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 wiat iwat....so ur sayin...some of u ACTUALLY play with urslef.......EWWWWWWWWW hehehe i dony just play....i WIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Originally posted by cheifblame no one belives me when i say i have never done it... its because your 9 years old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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