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Does masturbation OWN you?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Fugazi, May 21, 2002.

  1. Fugazi

    Fugazi Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 17, 2001 Messages: 1,298 Likes Received: 1
    How long can you go without it? A day? A week? I hate the feeling of being controlled by my own instincts. Fight the urge. Or give in. I don't care.
     
  2. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    one time 4-5 of my friends decided to see who could go the longest.

    this was a friday, and by saturday, 3 had failed, 1 lied and cheated, and the last gave up on sunday.

    pathetic, i know.


    but thats why god invented masturbation.
    it sure cures boredom......

    and when yr an 11th grade boy, yr cock owns you.

    so to answer yr question....yes, masturbation owns me.
     
  3. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    me too......if it doesn't, YOUR the freak........
     
  4. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    as long as i'm sick
     
  5. blame

    blame Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2001 Messages: 205 Likes Received: 0
    no one belives me when i say i have never done it...
     
  6. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    longest i've gone was 2 weeks... (getting head at the end of that 2 weeks is an entirely different story)
    but i rarely go more than a couple of days... so, no, it doesn't own me, but it is a very dear friend...
     
  7. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    never done it , never will . girlfriends solve that .
     
  8. Fugazi

    Fugazi Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 17, 2001 Messages: 1,298 Likes Received: 1
    I'm trying to quit. It's weird, I feel more rested when I don't masturbate the night before. Anyone else experience any "side effects" of masturbation?
     
  9. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    werd....thats a rather bitch way to deal with it.
    girls always claim they dont.
    fuck that, lyin hos.
     
  10. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    dont start again kid

    serious , never have . i tried to twice and it did nothing for me .
     
  11. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    Re: dont start again kid

    you're doing it wrong...


    really, it does sound like a load of crap...
     
  12. Fugazi

    Fugazi Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 17, 2001 Messages: 1,298 Likes Received: 1
    It took me I think five tries to get it right... but that was back in seventh grade... Try it. You'll be hooked for life!

    masturbation is more addicting then cigarettes, and it's free! (porn not included)
     
  13. Robocop

    Robocop Banned

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 595 Likes Received: 0
  14. Robocop

    Robocop Banned

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 595 Likes Received: 0
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  15. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    really its not , i swear on my mommas grave . never have . ive always had a gf .
     
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