seeking Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 my ibook is 3 years old. its getting a new logic board cause they recalled the original one. ive had it in a grip of times for other repairs and im getting sick of that shit. dude said that if it breaks once more after i get it back, that they'll replace it. so how do i cause some sort of hardwre malfunction without it being obvious that it was done intentionally. i know there has to be a way. anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Leave it running in an oven thats turn on, but not insanely high. Burn out the processor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 5, 2005 Author Share Posted January 5, 2005 son, it will melt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 if you don't want to do the whole heat thing, leaving it out in the frigid cold for awhile would probably fuck it over too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 No one's saying put it on broil. Set that shit to like 250. Just let the bitch run. Or you could try to open it and unplug the wire that connects to the heatsink then let it run for a long ass time til its bunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Get a photoflash capacitor out of a cheap flash unit, and charge it up all the way with the rest of the circuitry. Carefully remove it and touch the leads to a couple of non-conspicuous pins somewhere on the bottom of the motherboard. Instafry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 5, 2005 Author Share Posted January 5, 2005 english? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 open it up and bend a fuse or somethin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Get a god damn disposable camera dismantle it. the wires that lead to the flasher. disconnect them, strip them. you now have a ministun gun. Charge that shit to full. nigga blast off one on of them bitch ass pins. English son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 How the fuck are you gonna charge the flash? Just hold a battery to the leads for a few seconds or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 take it to europe and plug it in. i did that to a friend's computer and laughed when smoke came out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 connect it to a car battery, maybe that will do something, maybe not turn it on and give it a bath, then make sure it's dried before you take it in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 nerd ass niggas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Hater... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 5, 2005 Author Share Posted January 5, 2005 wont that leave a mark, or be traceable or something? id rather not totally fry the system. anything can go wrong, even just the cd drive not opening or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Like glik said, crack a disposable camera and take out the main circuits, which should be pretty much the flash unit. You'll see a cylindrical thing that looks like this: And should have something like "360V 2,200uF" printed on the side of it. Take that and charge it up off a 9V battery or something. Don't touch the wires. Touch it to your computer. Hesh: I'm sorry I'm not up to the standards of your ashy rapper dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 why don't you try and find an old non-working component and switch it with the working one in your comp? that way you don't actually have to break anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 infect it w/ spyware. or keep fucking w/ the power source..... it'll look like it's just from plugging and unplugging it. long run... have it contribute to that SETI search shit... it'll just get 'tired' a lot quicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Shake it profusely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 5, 2005 Author Share Posted January 5, 2005 it's not a baby. ha. im thinking im just gonna giggle the fuck out of the ethernet port. ive had that thing replaced 4 times. either that, or find a way to jack up the cd drawer. thats been fixed twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 maybe i'm just not hip to your terminology, but uh, you are going to laugh like a highschool girl in heat at your ethernet port? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyLode Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 5, 2005 Author Share Posted January 5, 2005 what other choice do i have? to jew the fuck out of it like gliko suggested? thats never going to work. giggling it must be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Originally posted by seeking@Jan 4 2005, 11:41 PM to jew the fuck out of it Quoted post safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Ethernet giggilation sounds like a good plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Pour some water on the keyboard. shit i dont know, that always works in the movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 jack off on these keys of the keyboard and let it soak down into the componets below the keys and send it back saying that shits ridiculous, you didn't know your computer didnt come with the "spash guard" warranty and youre fed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Originally posted by HESHIANDET@Jan 4 2005, 09:58 PM nerd ass niggas Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 You're gonna giggle until it breaks? That's the worst idea I've ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 the oven idea sounds the most effective. most ovens have a 'warm' setting, so you wont melt anything. is there anything he can do with static electricity to fry circuits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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