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does anyone kknow how to fuck up a laptop?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Jan 4, 2005.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    my ibook is 3 years old. its getting a new logic board cause they recalled the original one. ive had it in a grip of times for other repairs and im getting sick of that shit. dude said that if it breaks once more after i get it back, that they'll replace it. so how do i cause some sort of hardwre malfunction without it being obvious that it was done intentionally. i know there has to be a way.
    anyone?
     
  2. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Leave it running in an oven thats turn on, but not insanely high.

    Burn out the processor.
     
  3. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

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    son, it will melt.
     
  4. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    if you don't want to do the whole heat thing, leaving it out in the frigid cold for awhile would probably fuck it over too.
     
  5. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

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    No one's saying put it on broil.

    Set that shit to like 250.

    Just let the bitch run.

    Or you could try to open it and unplug the wire that connects to the heatsink then let it run for a long ass time til its bunk.
     
  6. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

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    Get a photoflash capacitor out of a cheap flash unit, and charge it up all the way with the rest of the circuitry. Carefully remove it and touch the leads to a couple of non-conspicuous pins somewhere on the bottom of the motherboard. Instafry.
     
  7. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

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  8. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

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    open it up and bend a fuse or somethin.
     
  9. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Get a god damn disposable camera
    dismantle it.
    the wires that lead to the flasher.
    disconnect them, strip them.
    you now have a ministun gun.
    Charge that shit to full.
    nigga blast off one on of them bitch ass pins.

    English son.
     
  10. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

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    How the fuck are you gonna charge the flash? Just hold a battery to the leads for a few seconds or what?
     
  11. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    take it to europe and plug it in. i did that to a friend's computer and laughed when smoke came out
     
  12. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    connect it to a car battery, maybe that will do something, maybe not

    turn it on and give it a bath, then make sure it's dried before you take it in
     
  13. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET Guest

  14. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

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  15. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

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    wont that leave a mark, or be traceable or something? id rather not totally fry the system. anything can go wrong, even just the cd drive not opening or something.
     
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