Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 i think im gonna kill myself when im like 40....cus growing old would suck - you would wear diapers -wet the bed -have ugly white hair covering your body -have ear hair -teenagers will try and take your money -teenagers will laugh at you when you fart on the bus and dont even know it -you will be wrinkly -your hips will hurt -you will stink -you will wake up to your old wrinkly wife every morning, experiancing the same things as you, except she has to wear granny pants and her vagina has cobwebs -you will need a hearing aid -walking will hurt -you cant run -everyone will think your smart and ask you for wisdom, but you grew up in 2000 and the kids dont need advice on how to steal cars or what to do when 4 surenos surround you -your fingers will be to weak to paint -people jumping out behind doors will give a heart attack -the smallest things can kill you -your dick cant get hard theres so many reasons.....i DONT want to become old..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 I want to grow old and live and watch my kids and grandkids do their things. But the physical aspect does scare me a bit. I already have arthritis. On a lighter note I have lot's of gray hair already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 i would actually love to watch some kids and grandkids grow up... and even though i won't be able to go out and paint... i'll still draw out cartoons until my fingers fall off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrongo Sal Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 i don't care..but if i make it to the point of not being able to wipe my own ass its time to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- i think im gonna kill myself when im like 40....cus growing old would suck - you would wear diapers U can finally shit in public, and its acceptible... and u DONT want that? -have ugly white hair covering your body U can get Gnarly Braids. Wear it like the rappers. -have ear hair Same as Above. -teenagers will laugh at you when you fart on the bus and dont even know it. Yea but you can laugh harder when u shit urself and they have to smell it all the way home. -you will be wrinkly So my Balls are going to match the rest of my body. Cool. -your hips will hurt Pain Killers here i come!!! -you will stink But some one ELSE will wash you. -you will wake up to your old wrinkly wife every morning, experiancing the same things as you, except she has to wear granny pants and her vagina has cobwebs This sucks. But she has no teeth so blowjobs are all good. -you will need a hearing aid Eh i already do. -walking will hurt Thats why u have a Motorized Wheel Chair. -you cant run Why would u? -your fingers will be to weak to paint nah thats like in your late 80's and you'l probably be dead. -people jumping out behind doors will give a heart attack Hopefully. -the smallest things can kill you ?????? -your dick cant get hard Tie a string to it and the other end to your finger, life ur arm and poof a instant erection. theres so many reasons.....i wont mind being old..... dont forget the KILLER FASHION. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Martin Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 i think it would be fun to be a old geezer and catch cornelius's bitch ass in his bitch ass suburb of ct and take my west coast pimp cane after my grandpa og self maced his ass and break his hips. and then piss on him. that sounds fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 if i do decide to grow old, im gonna be a bad influence on my grandkids and shit...be the kind of grandpa where the wife of my son is like...."your dad is such a jack-ass, he touched my ass and then influenced little jimmy to go flash people on the street, he swears alot and watches porn when our kids are in the room, i dont want him coming to dinner anymore" ....yes....that would be cool..:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 hahaha.. yeah... i actually don't even live in the suburbs.. i live in military housing, which is pretty much the same as low rent housing.. or what people would call the ghetto... but CT isn't even hardcore enough to have a real ghetto.. there are a lot of insane rich people from new york living here... summer homes and shit.. and i wasn't trying to say i paint all day or anything... graffiti isn't even that important to me... i love cartoons though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Martin Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 im still breakin your hips and pissin on you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 what do old people taste like? ehh... depends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 ah, alright... just make sure you get it on video.. you could definitely sell it and make a lot of money... but you would have to put it in the gay men over 60 piss fetish category... which, you know... might not be the greatest.. but it will sell in the underground porn market for sure.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 Too Late, Already There When I was a teenager I can remember "old" guys about thirty flirting with high school girls in the soda shop restaurant in the shopping center across the street from Lamar High School in Houston and thinking "Fuckin' guh-ROSS, those guys are old enough to be her father!" I was outraged that anybody that old and out of it would dare to think he was cool enough to flirt with a senior girl. I can remember actually saying to one of my bonehead buddies, "Yeah, I probably won't even live to be twenty-one. What's the point? After thirty you might as well kill yourself." Speaking from the perspective of a fifty-one year old, all I can say about getting older is it ain't nearly as bad as I thought. I was foolish and immature when I was a kid. At age twenty-three I went to welding school in a Texas Gulf Coast shipyard. At age 26 I enlisted in the Marine Corps, and went infantry. I made sergeant at age twenty-eight, and had twelve young Marines and one Navy corpsman under my authority. We went to Okinawa and South Korea and the Phillipine Islands on a WestPac float. I rode helicopters that leaked hydraulic fluid that were almost as old as I was. We ate rattlesnake in the desert at 29 Stumps. At age thirty-one, when I got out of the Marines, I had an eighteen year old girlfriend. At age thirty-six I flew a patch for a motorcycle club. At age thirty-nine I graduated from college and became a machinist. At age forty-three I went to nursing school, and graduated at age forty-five. That same year I was training with the Texas militia in the swamps and sloughs around the Brazos River bottoms. We trained on airboats, ran live fire drills, and fired a belt-fed machinegun on weekends for fun at the unit's range on a farm. Everybody I knew owned assault rifles and cases of ammunition. At age fifty-one, I still own a Harley. I hop trains and go tramping on the weekends. I pump iron at the gym once in a while. I thought I knew everything when I was young. I was real sure of myself. I found out, as I grew older, that I'm just now beginning to figure shit out. A lot of the ideas I had as a kid were nothing but total bullshit. A guy needs a little time and age to gain perspective on stuff. Among other things, ideas that I scorned as a kid, like patriotism and honesty, believing in God, and being faithful to one's spouse all turned out to be pretty solid, worthwhile ideas, much to my surprise. Ideas I thought were great, like atheism, anarchism and sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll all turned out to be pretty much shit. What can I say? I figure in another forty years I'll probably look back on this period of time and think "Geeze, when I was fifty, I didn't know shit." Oh well. There it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizm Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 your life sounds like it sucks. i didn't want to live to be 18. and i maintain. i'm done, i've nothing else i've a driving desire to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JUWSE Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- - you would wear diapers -wet the bed -have ugly white hair covering your body -have ear hair -teenagers will try and take your money -teenagers will laugh at you when you fart on the bus and dont even know it -you will be wrinkly -your hips will hurt -you will stink -you will wake up to your old wrinkly wife every morning, experiancing the same things as you, except she has to wear granny pants and her vagina has cobwebs -you will need a hearing aid -walking will hurt -you cant run -everyone will think your smart and ask you for wisdom, but you grew up in 2000 and the kids dont need advice on how to steal cars or what to do when 4 surenos surround you -your fingers will be to weak to paint -people jumping out behind doors will give a heart attack -the smallest things can kill you -your dick cant get hard theres so many reasons.....i DONT want to become old..... that about sums it up for me.:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsolete Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 when i hit like 50 or 60 , im just gonna bust out the hard drugs and grow old disgracefully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 Fizm----Sorry you feel that way, kid. I wanted to have some adventures and that's exactly what I did, and I ain't finished yet. Since you think my life sucks, let's hear what you got, if anything. You want to know what sucks? I got an acquaintance that went into the import-export business back in the '70s. He and his girlfriend landed a DC-3 at night on a dirt strip in Florida, and taxied up to the hanger where they were supposed to offload cargo. The DC-3 has a small hatch on the bottom, and the girl drops the stairs and gets out to see why they didn't open the hanger bay doors. When she got out, the doors crashed open and out runs a bunch of guys from the DEA. She panicked and ran---right into a prop under power. Now that sucks. Or how about my acquaintance Bill, who went in the smuggling business with his Dad. After making a shitload of money, Bill got the creeps, and begged his Dad to close up shop before something bad happened. His Dad, always a high-stakes gambler, wanted to make one last flight. He crashed the plane outside of a public housing project in Compton, scattering bundles of money and kilos of coke everywhere. Hundreds of people ran out of the projects, grabbed all the drugs and money and left the pilots trapped in the plane to burn alive. Now that sucks. Life has some extraordinary ways of letting you know that you fucked up and should have been playing by the rules. Somehow or another, I think you are one of those guys that thinks the rules don't apply to you. And that's going to suck. Eventually. It's that sort of feeling that all the squares of the world don't know shit, and that you are smarter, cooler and slicker than everybody else, and that you are exempt from all their bullshit rules. Except---you ain't exempt. Not one little bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 jee pistol with only 3800something posts and u have arthritis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 <-------------------------deathly affraid of growing old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 Originally posted by platapie <-------------------------deathly affraid of growing old too fucking right. the ONLY thing I'm more scared of than growing old is dying. I'm so afraid of dying, eveytime I get in a moving vehicle I'm certain I'm going to die.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 Well my dad's reaching 50, and he looks like he's just hitting 40. He hasn't done everything he wants to in life, and that's good because he's a got a lot more life to go, "god willing." I'm not really too worried about getting old because see, it doesn't happen over night. You're not gonna wake up tomorrow and be incontinent. The change from 10 years old to now wasn't as dramatic as all that. I'm kind of looking forward to having gray hair...but I might go bald, that would suck. "when i hit like 50 or 60 , im just gonna bust out the hard drugs and grow old disgracefully" hahahahaha well alright then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 <-------------------Balls just dropped...:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 i don't have to worry about a prolonged lifespan. the copious amounts of drugs alcohol and cigarettes i have consumed over the years will put a stop to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 i think i would be a crazy old man...bombin the streets and when im caught...wh,wha,what!what are you doing?!where am i?who are you?!let me go!when they talk about me spray painting..."thats ridiculous" i would never...i would just act like i lost my mind.have my wife come save me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 With age comes wisdom... "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire in the furnace." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 slave to the traffic light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 Re: Too Late, Already There Originally posted by KaBar I still own a Harley. I hop trains and go tramping on the weekends KICK ASS. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 Originally posted by KaBar Fizm----Sorry you feel that way, kid. I wanted to have some adventures and that's exactly what I did, and I ain't finished yet. Since you think my life sucks, let's hear what you got, if anything. You want to know what sucks? I got an acquaintance that went into the import-export business back in the '70s. He and his girlfriend landed a DC-3 at night on a dirt strip in Florida, and taxied up to the hanger where they were supposed to offload cargo. The DC-3 has a small hatch on the bottom, and the girl drops the stairs and gets out to see why they didn't open the hanger bay doors. When she got out, the doors crashed open and out runs a bunch of guys from the DEA. She panicked and ran---right into a prop under power. Now that sucks. Or how about my acquaintance Bill, who went in the smuggling business with his Dad. After making a shitload of money, Bill got the creeps, and begged his Dad to close up shop before something bad happened. His Dad, always a high-stakes gambler, wanted to make one last flight. He crashed the plane outside of a public housing project in Compton, scattering bundles of money and kilos of coke everywhere. Hundreds of people ran out of the projects, grabbed all the drugs and money and left the pilots trapped in the plane to burn alive. Now that sucks. Life has some extraordinary ways of letting you know that you fucked up and should have been playing by the rules. Somehow or another, I think you are one of those guys that thinks the rules don't apply to you. And that's going to suck. Eventually. It's that sort of feeling that all the squares of the world don't know shit, and that you are smarter, cooler and slicker than everybody else, and that you are exempt from all their bullshit rules. Except---you ain't exempt. Not one little bit. wonk saggin. :king: every time i think about going out, i wonder if ill get the chase of my life...and i always hope it doesnt come down to that. watch your step... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 Originally posted by cornelius but CT isn't even hardcore enough to have a real ghetto.. :lol: just cause where your at you spend your free time pickin berries an milkin cows doesnt mean all of cts like that. all of new york aint the hamptons an all of ct aint greenwich. where you at anyways? groton? someplace like that huh? figures as for growin old i figure by the time i reach that age imma accept it anyways. you cant look at an 80 year olds life throw a 20 year old persons mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 i never wanna grow old, i love bein' young but, what can ya do? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JUWSE Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 being old and seeing other elderly people bumpin gangsta rap would be well worth it dagnabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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