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DO YOU WANT TO GROW OLD??

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by -MOE LESTER-, May 28, 2002.

  1. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    i think im gonna kill myself when im like 40....cus growing old would suck

    - you would wear diapers
    -wet the bed
    -have ugly white hair covering your body
    -have ear hair
    -teenagers will try and take your money
    -teenagers will laugh at you when you fart on the bus and dont even know it
    -you will be wrinkly
    -your hips will hurt
    -you will stink
    -you will wake up to your old wrinkly wife every morning, experiancing the same things as you, except she has to wear granny pants and her vagina has cobwebs
    -you will need a hearing aid
    -walking will hurt
    -you cant run
    -everyone will think your smart and ask you for wisdom, but you grew up in 2000 and the kids dont need advice on how to steal cars or what to do when 4 surenos surround you
    -your fingers will be to weak to paint
    -people jumping out behind doors will give a heart attack
    -the smallest things can kill you
    -your dick cant get hard

    theres so many reasons.....i DONT want to become old.....
     
  2. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    I want to grow old and live and watch my kids and grandkids do their things. But the physical aspect does scare me a bit. I already have arthritis.

    On a lighter note I have lot's of gray hair already.
     
  3. cornelius

    cornelius Member

    Joined: Nov 3, 2001 Messages: 816 Likes Received: 0
    i would actually love to watch some kids and grandkids grow up... and even though i won't be able to go out and paint... i'll still draw out cartoons until my fingers fall off...
     
  4. Wrongo Sal

    Wrongo Sal Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 23, 2001 Messages: 157 Likes Received: 0
    i don't care..but if i make it to the point of not being able to wipe my own ass its time to go
     
  5. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3

    dont forget the KILLER FASHION.
     
  6. Remi Martin

    Remi Martin New Jack

    Joined: Jun 3, 2001 Messages: 96 Likes Received: 0
    i think it would be fun to be a old geezer and catch cornelius's bitch ass in his bitch ass suburb of ct and take my west coast pimp cane after my grandpa og self maced his ass and break his hips. and then piss on him. that sounds fun.
     
  7. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    if i do decide to grow old, im gonna be a bad influence on my grandkids and shit...be the kind of grandpa where the wife of my son is like...."your dad is such a jack-ass, he touched my ass and then influenced little jimmy to go flash people on the street, he swears alot and watches porn when our kids are in the room, i dont want him coming to dinner anymore"


    ....yes....that would be cool..:idea:
     
  8. cornelius

    cornelius Member

    Joined: Nov 3, 2001 Messages: 816 Likes Received: 0
    hahaha.. yeah... i actually don't even live in the suburbs.. i live in military housing, which is pretty much the same as low rent housing.. or what people would call the ghetto... but CT isn't even hardcore enough to have a real ghetto.. there are a lot of insane rich people from new york living here... summer homes and shit.. and i wasn't trying to say i paint all day or anything... graffiti isn't even that important to me... i love cartoons though..
     
  9. Remi Martin

    Remi Martin New Jack

    Joined: Jun 3, 2001 Messages: 96 Likes Received: 0
    im still breakin your hips and pissin on you....
     
  10. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    what do old people taste like?


































    ehh... depends...
     
  11. cornelius

    cornelius Member

    Joined: Nov 3, 2001 Messages: 816 Likes Received: 0
    ah, alright... just make sure you get it on video.. you could definitely sell it and make a lot of money... but you would have to put it in the gay men over 60 piss fetish category... which, you know... might not be the greatest.. but it will sell in the underground porn market for sure..
     
  12. KaBar

    KaBar Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 1,397 Likes Received: 28
    Too Late, Already There

    When I was a teenager I can remember "old" guys about thirty flirting with high school girls in the soda shop restaurant in the shopping center across the street from Lamar High School in Houston and thinking "Fuckin' guh-ROSS, those guys are old enough to be her father!" I was outraged that anybody that old and out of it would dare to think he was cool enough to flirt with a senior girl.
    I can remember actually saying to one of my bonehead buddies, "Yeah, I probably won't even live to be twenty-one. What's the point? After thirty you might as well kill yourself."
    Speaking from the perspective of a fifty-one year old, all I can say about getting older is it ain't nearly as bad as I thought. I was foolish and immature when I was a kid. At age twenty-three I went to welding school in a Texas Gulf Coast shipyard. At age 26 I enlisted in the Marine Corps, and went infantry. I made sergeant at age twenty-eight, and had twelve young Marines and one Navy corpsman under my authority. We went to Okinawa and South Korea and the Phillipine Islands on a WestPac float. I rode helicopters that leaked hydraulic fluid that were almost as old as I was. We ate rattlesnake in the desert at 29 Stumps. At age thirty-one, when I got out of the Marines, I had an eighteen year old girlfriend. At age thirty-six I flew a patch for a motorcycle club. At age thirty-nine I graduated from college and became a machinist. At age forty-three I went to nursing school, and graduated at age forty-five. That same year I was training with the Texas militia in the swamps and sloughs around the Brazos River bottoms. We trained on airboats, ran live fire drills, and fired a belt-fed machinegun on weekends for fun at the unit's range on a farm. Everybody I knew owned assault rifles and cases of ammunition. At age fifty-one, I still own a Harley. I hop trains and go tramping on the weekends. I pump iron at the gym once in a while.
    I thought I knew everything when I was young. I was real sure of myself. I found out, as I grew older, that I'm just now beginning to figure shit out. A lot of the ideas I had as a kid were nothing but total bullshit. A guy needs a little time and age to gain perspective on stuff. Among other things, ideas that I scorned as a kid, like patriotism and honesty, believing in God, and being faithful to one's spouse all turned out to be pretty solid, worthwhile ideas, much to my surprise. Ideas I thought were great, like atheism, anarchism and sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll all turned out to be pretty much shit. What can I say? I figure in another forty years I'll probably look back on this period of time and think "Geeze, when I was fifty, I didn't know shit." Oh well. There it is.
     
  13. fizm

    fizm Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2002 Messages: 573 Likes Received: 0
    your life sounds like it sucks.

    i didn't want to live to be 18. and i maintain. i'm done, i've nothing else i've a driving desire to do.
     
  14. JUWSE

    JUWSE Guest

    that about sums it up for me.:eek:
     
  15. Obsolete

    Obsolete Junior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 190 Likes Received: 0
    when i hit like 50 or 60 , im just gonna bust out the hard drugs and grow old disgracefully
     
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