Gunm Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 You know what I'm talking about....the little paper rings you lay down on a public toilet seat for sanitary consideration. Gaskets for your ass safety. Believe it or not, A LOT of people don't use'em. More often than not, I can tell people are just marching right into the stall and squat their bare asses right down on the same toilet seat THOUSANDS of other asses have touched. Disgusting! I usually lay down a minimum of two gaskets before I shit in ANY public toilet and that's after I take a mondo wad of toilet paper and wipe it the fuck down first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 hahahahaha......naw,man.....I usually bust off with the "power dump"....or I hold it until I get home with a toilet seat I can trust....haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parcheesey Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 i recently seen those in cvs, i usually just use toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 i'd rather hold it in and wait till i get home or someone else's house. but if i had no other choice, then i would have to take toilet paper, wipe that shit down, then place like two layers of the ass gasket, then do my business without actually sitting on the seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 amazing. as i was pooping at work today i was thinking about how id maybe start a thread on if anyone lays down a layer on the seat before they sit. i always always lay a layer of toilet paper down. sometimes i have to do the hover which is hell on the knees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 yes... I use the seat cover every single time, plus is disinfect my hands every 10 minutes. I boil my bottled water just to be extra cautious. I wear an air mask on public transit because poor people germs are in the air. :rolleyes: seriously.... I can understand not using the crapper in a bus station or a shopping mall, but really now..... I know that the cleaning people in my office do a better job than I do at home. You can live life scared of ass-to-ass-contact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Im more worried about shaking some ones hand. Peoples hands get way more germy play than a toilet seat. I'll take my chances sticking my bare ass on toilet seats. This weird stuff also goes along with the fact that i eat hamburgers from fast food places in concentric counter clockwise cirlcles because i dont want the corners of the sandwich to touch my mouth. It just feels gross. The only problem i havent solved with this yet is ending up with more bread than burger when im almost done. Oh and if i think that some one in a fast food place looks really gross i will tell the people that I dont want that person to touch my food. We could still be friends, i just dont want them touching my food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> I know that the cleaning people in my office do a better job than I do at home. word. although there are some seriously scurvy mother fuckers in this office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 scurvy? at least they havn't caught shingles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 i use toilet paper on the seat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 penn and teller did an episode of their show bullshit on this phenomenom. they basically said that there's more bacteria on your face and hands (under normal circumstances) than any toilet seat you'd encounter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 10, 2004 Author Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by johnny they basically said that there's more bacteria on your face and hands (under normal circumstances) than any toilet seat you'd encounter. But you can't feel bacteria. I can, however, feel the urine, ass sweat, pubic hairs, and filth/grime/nastiness on the toilet seat. Hence....ass gaskets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 http://alttab.org/piss.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 one time i was in a dirty local bar with some friends and their girlfriends. one of the girls needed to go to pee and asked me to show her where the bathroom was, so i did, and she demanded that i come in with her to bullshit while she peed. i was aghast when she sat directly down on the seat. i almost puked all over her right there. so foul i won't even use a public restroom unless it's a dire emergency. and in every case, i will use the "ass gasket" ??? not what i would've called them name sounds madd dirttyy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by johnny penn and teller did an episode of their show bullshit on this phenomenom. they basically said that there's more bacteria on your face and hands (under normal circumstances) than any toilet seat you'd encounter. bacteria and VIRUSES are NOT the same thing bacteria is also not the same as DIRT or FILTH or the cellular contents of another person's ass epithelials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush do my business without actually sitting on the seat. Girls don't poop! But I read in Fastfood Nation that there is more fecal matter in the average Americans sink than there is our bathrooms. Not quite the same thing here but worth thinking about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 gass askets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by KING BLING Girls don't poop! pft! it doesnt matter, i still have to sit down anyway! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 I don't shit in public bathrooms. I'll pee but only if I really have to. I do the hover to shit even in my own home, but I don't live alone, but I am wierd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by mr.yuck Im more worried about shaking some ones hand. Peoples hands get way more germy play than a toilet seat. I'll take my chances sticking my bare ass on toilet seats. This weird stuff also goes along with the fact that i eat hamburgers from fast food places in concentric counter clockwise cirlcles because i dont want the corners of the sandwich to touch my mouth. It just feels gross. The only problem i havent solved with this yet is ending up with more bread than burger when im almost done. Oh and if i think that some one in a fast food place looks really gross i will tell the people that I dont want that person to touch my food. We could still be friends, i just dont want them touching my food. People masturbate with their hands and then prepare your food which you eat with your mouth ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Thats what im sayin. And if the people look gross on top of all that, I dont want them touching my food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 i double up on those things. if they don't have those i at least use tons of toilet paper. public potties gross me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush i'd rather hold it in and wait till i get home or someone else's house. but if i had no other choice, then i would have to take toilet paper, wipe that shit down, then place like two layers of the ass gasket, then do my business without actually sitting on the seat. you and i are the same...the exact same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE CORONER Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 never i dont even bother with em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by 455 h..I usually bust off with the "power dump"..... Its funny that i know EXACTLY what your talking about.. Those are completely money in numerous situations.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 i dont ever shit at the public places Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by !@#$% cellular contents of another person's ass epithelials. I'm not exactly sure what this means, but I want it as far away from my skin as possible.. :huh?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 ahhaha SEE THATS THE PROBLEM WITH GHETTO ASS AMERICA...NIGGAS STILL USE ASS GASKETS in other countries like japan...there is usualy a little box next to the toilet paper where you pull out a sanitary wipe with alcohol and rub down the seat a few times...they also got warmed toilet seats and all that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 I really try to avoid using public bathrooms unless i'm going to just about shit myself. So usually when it gets to that point I could give a fuck if my ass touches the seat as long as its not visibly disgusting. However I will not flush someone elses shit for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- in other countries like japan...there is usualy a little box next to the toilet paper where you pull out a sanitary wipe with alcohol and rub down the seat a few times...they also got warmed toilet seats and all that shit i remember some of the bathrooms in japan there was just a hole in the ground that you squated in.. haha one time my friend was fucking drunk and slipped into one fucking nasty... and then i had a toliet when i lived there that when you flushed the toliet water spurted out to wash your cooter..haha.. i never sat there for it too splash up on me though kinda weirded me out..and there was a sink on the top of it..so you could wash your hands automatically as soon as the toliet flushed.. if i have to use it that bad..then i'll use the fucking ass gaskets..when i take a piss i'll just squat and flush the toliet with my shoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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