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Do You Use Ass Gaskets?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Aug 10, 2004.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    You know what I'm talking about....the little paper rings you lay down on a public toilet seat for sanitary consideration. Gaskets for your ass safety.

    Believe it or not, A LOT of people don't use'em. More often than not, I can tell people are just marching right into the stall and squat their bare asses right down on the same toilet seat THOUSANDS of other asses have touched. Disgusting!

    I usually lay down a minimum of two gaskets before I shit in ANY public toilet and that's after I take a mondo wad of toilet paper and wipe it the fuck down first.
     
  2. 455

    455 Guest

    hahahahaha......naw,man.....I usually bust off with the "power dump"....or I hold it until I get home with a toilet seat I can trust....haha.
     
  3. parcheesey

    parcheesey New Jack

    Joined: Nov 11, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    i recently seen those in cvs, i usually just use toilet paper.
     
  4. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    i'd rather hold it in and wait till i get home or someone else's house.

    but if i had no other choice, then i would have to take toilet paper, wipe that shit down, then place like two layers of the ass gasket, then do my business without actually sitting on the seat.
     
  5. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
    amazing. as i was pooping at work today i was thinking about how id maybe start a thread on if anyone lays down a layer on the seat before they sit. i always always lay a layer of toilet paper down. sometimes i have to do the hover which is hell on the knees.
     
  6. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    yes... I use the seat cover every single time,
    plus is disinfect my hands every 10 minutes.
    I boil my bottled water just to be extra cautious.
    I wear an air mask on public transit because poor people germs are in the air.



    :rolleyes:

    seriously.... I can understand not using the crapper
    in a bus station or a shopping mall, but really now.....
    I know that the cleaning people in my office do a better job than I do at home.
    You can live life scared of ass-to-ass-contact.
     
  7. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Im more worried about shaking some ones hand. Peoples hands get way more germy play than a toilet seat. I'll take my chances sticking my bare ass on toilet seats.

    This weird stuff also goes along with the fact that i eat hamburgers from fast food places in concentric counter clockwise cirlcles because i dont want the corners of the sandwich to touch my mouth. It just feels gross. The only problem i havent solved with this yet is ending up with more bread than burger when im almost done.

    Oh and if i think that some one in a fast food place looks really gross i will tell the people that I dont want that person to touch my food. We could still be friends, i just dont want them touching my food.
     
  8. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    word.
    although there are some seriously scurvy mother fuckers in this office.
     
  9. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    scurvy?

    at least they havn't caught shingles!
     
  10. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    i use toilet paper on the seat
     
  11. johnny

    johnny Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Messages: 7,231 Likes Received: 16
    penn and teller did an episode of their show bullshit on this phenomenom. they basically said that there's more bacteria on your face and hands (under normal circumstances) than any toilet seat you'd encounter.
     
  12. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    But you can't feel bacteria. I can, however, feel the urine, ass sweat, pubic hairs, and filth/grime/nastiness on the toilet seat. Hence....ass gaskets.
     
  13. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
  14. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    one time i was in a dirty local bar with some friends and their girlfriends.

    one of the girls needed to go to pee and asked me to show her where the bathroom was, so i did, and she demanded that i come in with her to bullshit while she peed.

    i was aghast when she sat directly down on the seat.
    i almost puked all over her right there.

    so foul

    i won't even use a public restroom unless it's a dire emergency.

    and in every case, i will use the "ass gasket"
    ???

    not what i would've called them
    name sounds madd dirttyy.
     
  15. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    bacteria
    and VIRUSES
    are NOT the same thing

    bacteria is also not the same as DIRT or FILTH
    or the cellular contents of another person's ass epithelials.
     
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