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Do You Have a Dog?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Nov 28, 2003.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    DO you have a dog?

    What breed?

    Does it bite?

    How old is it?

    Has it ever bitten anyone?

    Big turds of small turds?

    Can it do tricks? What kind?

    Does it fuck your gf's leg?
     
  2. old*824

    old*824 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2003 Messages: 1,362 Likes Received: 0
     
  3. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    DO you have a dog?
    Yes

    What breed?
    Shiba Inu

    Does it bite?
    nope

    How old is it?
    8

    Has it ever bitten anyone?
    no, shes friendly

    Big turds of small turds?
    small

    Can it do tricks? What kind?
    whatever the hell you want her too as long as you have food. Best is going up on her two back legs and walking around or jumping off just the two legs to get the food.

    Does it fuck your gf's leg?
    nope

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  4. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    DO you have a dog?

    Yes.

    What breed?

    Yorkshire Terrier, pedigree.

    Does it bite?

    I caught his toy ass biting on Sayer and Revok, yo. Straight McToy shit. Busta ass nugga.

    How old is it?

    4

    Has it ever bitten anyone?

    Back when he was coming up... I had to drop knowledge on him, god.

    Big turds of small turds?

    Yes.

    Can it do tricks? What kind?

    Backflip, walk on hind legs for long periods of time, shake, beg, sit, stay, roll over... are those tricks?

    Does it fuck your gf's leg?

    No, but he lets me fuck his.



    Damn this place is poopy tonite.. fuck this, I'm gonna go walk the streets.
     
  5. old*824

    old*824 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2003 Messages: 1,362 Likes Received: 0
    dammnit lens....now i really wanta dog.
     
  6. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    DO you have a dog? No, but I did

    What breed? Rottweiler

    Does it bite? No, unless I made him

    How old is it? Died at 3, neighbour fed him antifreeze

    Has it ever bitten anyone? No. Not in aggression. Just in training

    Big turds of small turds? Big. Oh Jesus, have fun cleaning the yard

    Can it do tricks? What kind? Basic commands, but I could say "Who's there?" and he'd run to the front door and keep watch

    Does it fuck your gf's leg? No, my brother would could make him harass his girl on command, though.

    Rottweilers. Bad rep, great dogs.


    Old E, my bro has a American Staffordshire Terrier (real pit name). take those dogs seriously, they are bad ass but can be trouble.

    Remember: a bad dog = a bad owner.
     
  7. old*824

    old*824 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2003 Messages: 1,362 Likes Received: 0
    totally..if ima shell out a few hund for a puppy, ima shell out a few more hund for a trainer. and im not gonna shell out a few hund to have a dangerous dog. i have never had a bad experience with a pit, im a nonviolent person and definitley do not want a violent dog. i want a dog i can kick it with and chill thats smart. but like i said, alot of my friends have pits and im in to em for the personallity and what not plus i like the way they look. maybe a lab pit mix, buy my homey has the hook up he said on red noses. i just want somthing more interactive than a cat and pits are smart, but i seriously doubt i would ever teach him to attack, ill do the attacking if someone fucks with my dog.
     
  8. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    But the one i want is a Shar Pei:

    http://www.sharpei.com.au/media/misc/pei005.jpg'>[img]http://www.shar-pei.com/west2s.jpg'>[img]http://www.inkypaw.com/sharpei.jpg'>[img]http://www.anypet.com/breeds/sharpei.jpg'>

    [img]http://www.danheller.com/images/California/SanFrancisco/Misc/chinese-shar-pei.jpg'>


    oh and another Rott:

    [img]http://www.europuppy.com/images/gallery/rottweiler.jpg'>
    [img]http://www.getanimals.com/barkers/bigrotty.jpg'>
     
  9. old*824

    old*824 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2003 Messages: 1,362 Likes Received: 0
    id be down for a german shepard to.
    or a choclate lab.
     
  10. Nafe sheeps*

    Nafe sheeps* New Jack

    Joined: Oct 23, 2003 Messages: 81 Likes Received: 0
    DO you have a dog?
    mhmmm

    What breed?
    golden retriever X Lab

    Does it bite?
    nahh he barley restles with me. he bites other dogs lots tho

    How old is it?
    4-5 maybe

    Has it ever bitten anyone?
    almost..

    Big turds of small turds?
    :twitch:

    Can it do tricks? What kind?
    he has this cool thing where if you try to hold his mouth closed hell try and bite your hand... all in play

    Does it fuck your gf's leg?
    you would like that wouldent you..


    you wouldnt believ how lazy this dog is. i go to chase him around and he runs onto the couch and does on of those dum, "dont move me im resting" groans
     
  11. ment2

    ment2 New Jack

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 0
    my friend has a chill ass rott that doesnt do shit but sleep, play, eat, and chill.
     
  12. atrocks

    atrocks New Jack

    Joined: Nov 25, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    yes, pitt something mix, hahha yeah like a mother, old, yeah, big i guess, sit shake laydown kill, nah hes too old, but hes fuckin pimp....he hates any male that didnt chill since he was a puppy but hes down with new females when evers hahahahhaa
     
  13. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    at the mall they have hot dog on a stick. the best are the cheese on a stick. i usually get the kids meal with fries and lemonade.
     
  14. atrocks

    atrocks New Jack

    Joined: Nov 25, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    hahahaahaha you must be drunk or something!!!! hahahahaha
     
  15. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    I'm sayin...

    I just had mine on lock though too. Trained like your mom when i say, "Make me some pancakes".

    hahaha, Deliss rules.
     
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