JoeyLawrence Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 My roomates are so fuckin gay. This is how it goes.... -a kid from boston who is a wannabe hippie and is a fuckin messy slob. -a nerd ass fucker from minnesota who drinks jim beam all day and has a permanent "bitter beer face" look on his ugly head. oh yeah hes a slob too. -a morphine freak who is always strung out and yells "TEXASSS!!!" at like 3 in the morning. -a nerdy ass mormon kid from newmexico who thinks he writes but still has no clue about me. hahaha Man i fuckin hate this shit. These kids are slobs, smell bad, and are definitely gonna be a deterrant in my female conquest. FUCK. any ideas on how i can get rid of em? Im already thinkin about doin shit like fuckin up their rooms and beds and bathrooms and shit while theyre gone. I was also thinkin about just annoying them to hell and playing slayer all fuckin loud and parade around the house in spandex and painting the walls black. i dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 Sell your gucchi coat and rent your own apartment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 this is my kind of topic. i go to school and work every fucking day. then i come home to my younger brother and my roomate just sitting there smokin weed like they been doin all day. neither of them has jobs and when i come home all their friends are over and i cant even sit on my fuckin recliner and drink a schlitz. have to sit at the table. luckily my lease is up in a couple o months and im out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 sounds like the fucking odd couple, dude. move out is all i can say, i did when i wasnt, how can we say this, working well with my old roommate. now im happy as a pig in shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knife fight Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 Originally posted by big bruno this is my kind of topic. i go to school and work every fucking day. then i come home to my younger brother and my roomate just sitting there smokin weed like they been doin all day. neither of them has jobs and when i come home all their friends are over and i cant even sit on my fuckin recliner and drink a schlitz. have to sit at the table. luckily my lease is up in a couple o months and im out. i need a little peace and quiet to drink my schlitz too haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 yeah i mean c'mon, you come home from a hard days werk and all you wanna do is drink a beer and relax but i cant cause im sitting at a table getting dizzy from all the smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODW Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 Originally posted by PopGunWar -a nerdy ass mormon kid from newmexico who thinks he writes but still has no clue about me. hahaha hey, im mormon! i get along with my roommate perfectly though. i know when to leave when his female comes by. and he knows when to stay the night somewhere else when mine does. sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 i hate the one and love the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 Re: Re: DO YOU FUCKIN HATE YOUR ROOMATES? Originally posted by ODW hey, im mormon! i get along with my roommate perfectly though. i know when to leave when his female comes by. and he knows when to stay the night somewhere else when mine does. sweet. you're mormon and your female spends the night? you're mormon and you post on a website that condones and/or encourages criminal activity? bad mormon. bad mormon. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 i get along very well with my roommates cause we have been friends for like 7 years now, none of us care what the others are doing. im almost never home so even if one of them is being a shithead i dont know about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKUMBALUCKAH Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 flirt with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 i booted our "roomate". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 the only times i get bothered is when people are up till 5 in the morning with company being loud and im trying to sleep so i can just wake up and be able to function during the day. i live with 8 other people so i would say over all its not bad and could be much worse. my roomate is a singer in a punk band hes so cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rhubarb Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 here is a letter my roommate left about an hour ago... im going home for the weekend. ill be back either sunday night or monday. can you please not smoke in the the room. last time you did or whoever did, it made my clothes smell bad. i had to wash them. also, could you not have anyone sleep in my bed. i do not appreciate that kind of thing. thanks for your cooperation. talk to ya soon. ps. could you also not have anyone go on my computer. i dont appreciate that when im not here. shut the fuck up my god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest defyone Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 http://freephoto-i.net/users/Gargamell/SDT1.jpg'> "Holla At Ya Mans And Dem!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/992.jpg'> "I AM GROSS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-127-04.jpg'> my roomate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted January 19, 2002 Share Posted January 19, 2002 my roomate thinks he knows what hes doing when he trys to fix my computer http://www.portalmix.com/englishimages/funnypicturefinal.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 19, 2002 Share Posted January 19, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-127-04.jpg'> my roomate White Trash Terminator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted January 19, 2002 Share Posted January 19, 2002 that's weird, kinda sounds like the real world. kinda makes you wonder... seriously though, you'd be jealous of the stash i aquired today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 19, 2002 Share Posted January 19, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/8539.jpg'> "i think i am a vampire, but i am just a stupid white dork with a webcam." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODW Posted January 19, 2002 Share Posted January 19, 2002 Re: Re: Re: DO YOU FUCKIN HATE YOUR ROOMATES? Originally posted by bug you're mormon and your female spends the night? you're mormon and you post on a website that condones and/or encourages criminal activity? bad mormon. bad mormon. :lol: yeah, i am pretty bad. but a lot of us are "bad," like all my friends and shit. oh well, fuck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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