Guest beardo Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Bong a hit for Saluki men's tennis by Jens Deju Peter Bong is a sophomore on the SIU men's tennis team. Bong is the No. 1 singles player for the Salukis. He recently took some time off to speak to Jens Deju of the Daily Egyptian. DE: Do you ever get teased about your last name? PB: When I was a little kid, all the time. I never really got offended, but as I got older, people really liked it and they just said it was a cool surname. They wished they could have it. I mean, Bong, you know? But so far in college, no one's teased me about it. Some people even call me Bong as my first name. ---------------------------------------- "...in tennis news today, Bong gets smoked in three sets...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 my last name sucks... my dad is ukranian, and i have his last name. i think our family and some family in new york are the only two families in the USA with this last name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 my friends dad said that in high school he knew this chick named Cinnamon Crisp...no lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 OH YEAH.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 " jilberrrrrttt " i should start pronouncing it french . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Never...its disyllable and ands with S (so no cuts or extentions) it doesnt mean anything and i cant think of a word that relates with it either in meaning or sound... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 INCESSANTLY and I can't tell you why without telling you the name, and I ain't going to its one of those names which earns you irritating prank calls at 3 am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookone Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Hey Beardless, I bet people made fun of your last name until you beat their ass. See I know Beard, and he is 7 feet tall with tatoos on his teeth. And as long as you didn't make fun of his last name or his mullet, things were cool. Beard, please correct me if I'm wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 i have a middle name named after saint francis of assisi, the saint of animals...no wonder iver been feeling rather treehuggerish as of late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 in tennis news today, Bong gets smoked in three sets all i wanna know bro is if you created that sport headline yourself...kudos to beardos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 alas, i cannot accept more than 57% credit for the headline. its a much funnier take on a comment someone else made about it. it was like 'bong got smoked on the court today' or someshit. kookone speaks the truth. he omitted the part about how i got the teeth tattoos in a mexican prison though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 ... Worst last name ever = Dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Originally posted by kookone Hey Beardless, I bet people made fun of your last name until you beat their ass... what's so bad about Fuhrberger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 kudos enuff for quite an amusing refinement...:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 You don't even know... my last name is 11 letters long and British. I was constantly made fun of. Fuckers...:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I45_TEXAS_I45 Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 MY FIRST NAME IS UNUSUAL... BIBLICAL NAME... I GOT ALOT OF SHIT FOR IT.... . BUT ITS ALL GOOD......THE LADIES LOVE.IT....HAHAH (NA ..NOT REALLY) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookone Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 This is real! My parents went to school with a guy named Jack Knoff. I think this guy had it worse than any of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 nope , and if they did they got a knucke sandwich or five Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Originally posted by -Rage- You don't even know... my last name is 11 letters long and British. I was constantly made fun of. Fuckers...:mad: so that explains all your suppressed 'rage'...................:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 My middle name is Raul. That's enough to guarantee a fair amount of hell. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE so that explains all your suppressed 'rage'...................:D That AND stupid people annoy me. (Not pointed at you Aser) :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 i have two fucked up middle names that aren't really names at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 if i get married to my girl, her first name will rhyme with my last name.....hehe.....sucks for her..... on a side note i wish i had gone with my middle name when i started school, i swear it is the most pimp name you will ever hear.......i regret using my first name everyday of my life...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 I know a girl whose name is... First name :Marah middle name: Jowanah ....spelling is wrong but it was done intentionally and it is pernounced like you think it is almost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands if i get married to my girl, her first name will rhyme with my last name.....hehe.....sucks for her..... who remembers Marcy Darcy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 ive been teaseed about my last name, but at least my name isnt dick buttkiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 i have a polish last name so of course i got the polish jokes during school. however, it was probably worse from my mother that called me a polack everyday. i was like hey i didn't fuck him, you did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 i have a book by a guy named dick hyman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iphs Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 ms. ba--- ... yeah. they've made fun of it... suckers. on the other side. if translated.. beardo would be somewhat jealous..... or maybe just maybe he's that lost child mom has been talking about... O Brother, Where Art Thou... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eski Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 i dont think ive been called by my first name by friends in years . my last name has replaced my first :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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