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yes, it's gargantuan, I can't help it, it's simply genetics... I never asked for it, I was just blessed that way, so let's all just stop discussing it.

 

Those who can't let go of their fascination with my 'horse cock' may find themselves slapped across the face with 9 inches of limp dick!

 

*if I get it hard it's considered a 'bludgeon' and therefore a lethal weapon.

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...you realize ofcourse that my background in psychology leads me to believe me that you are insecure of your manhood and have inadequate, um, representation of the aforementioned organ...one could also assume that you never made it outta the phallic stage of development...

 

 

just jealous i cant sticky random thoughts

 

freud

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Guest --zeSto--

let me rephrase...

 

were you sitting on the couch talking,

or sitting in the chair taking notes ?

 

nothing pervese about that (unless Freud comes into play)

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Guest --zeSto--

no... It's NEVER just a cigar !!! (it's a cuban!)

 

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I heard that over half of all photocopier damage comes from

idiots tring to xerox part of their body (usually a fat ass)

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Secret, I thought you said you 'lost' that roll of film?

 

Zesto, when you said 'Cuban' I had a mental flash of Monica Lewinski and I think my dick actually shrank a little bit

 

and Mamerro, I think that guy must have trained himself, ignoring the fact that I'm not a switch hitter... btw, I think he's got one of your beers up there...

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I'm fairly sure that this man has one of my beers in his ass, as well as the rest of the six pack, the bottle opener, and no less than three (3) illegal immigrants.

 

But still, Smart, there's no shame in having caused such a cataclysm in another man's anus. Perfectly heterosexual men do that too. I mean, look at him, he's even got a wedding ring! beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

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a visual representation of my package.

 

hahahahahahaha!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Originally posted by ASER1NE

sadly im also part of this genetic freak group ......8" outta shower .

 

of course you realize that us normal folk will never be able to take pity on you right?

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