Smart Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 yes, it's gargantuan, I can't help it, it's simply genetics... I never asked for it, I was just blessed that way, so let's all just stop discussing it. Those who can't let go of their fascination with my 'horse cock' may find themselves slapped across the face with 9 inches of limp dick! *if I get it hard it's considered a 'bludgeon' and therefore a lethal weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 HAHAHAHA, what the fuck happened to you bro? 'Smarts sticky thread wave' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 ...you realize ofcourse that my background in psychology leads me to believe me that you are insecure of your manhood and have inadequate, um, representation of the aforementioned organ...one could also assume that you never made it outta the phallic stage of development... just jealous i cant sticky random thoughts freud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 let me guess, you also have a big red car too........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Um, dude I've got some positive results out of sticking enema's, veggies, fingers in there, but I've never considered a mammoth penis, hmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 heheheheheh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 mental invalid has a background in psychology ???? On the giving or recieving end??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 a minor actually, it was for a little bit my major in school... not quite sure what the hell receiving and giving meant...im assuming its perverse...but im somewhat a space cadet so ill just say no comment? or giving....no no wait...receiving....no no no both...oh wait....geesh...forget it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 let me rephrase... were you sitting on the couch talking, or sitting in the chair taking notes ? nothing pervese about that (unless Freud comes into play) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 LET'S SEE!! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Originally posted by Are2 LET'S SEE!! what? slap it down on the scanner? ewwwww~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 ..uhh, i thought a photo would work..but that slapping on the scanner thing might be more interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 hahahahahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 sadly im also part of this genetic freak group ......8" outta shower . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 27, 2002 Author Share Posted February 27, 2002 hey Freud, 'sometimes it's just a cigar' Are2 & Zesto, great idea, now I've got glass shards in my unit and a busted scanner:eek: :mad: :o :D :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 no... It's NEVER just a cigar !!! (it's a cuban!) . . I heard that over half of all photocopier damage comes from idiots tring to xerox part of their body (usually a fat ass) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Smart... exposed!! http://goatse.cx/giver.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 If that's Smart up there, then he is obviously responsible for what happened tothis poor man. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/632.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 hey where'd you get that picture of me in 9th grade............. :D mamero thats disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 27, 2002 Author Share Posted February 27, 2002 Secret, I thought you said you 'lost' that roll of film? Zesto, when you said 'Cuban' I had a mental flash of Monica Lewinski and I think my dick actually shrank a little bit and Mamerro, I think that guy must have trained himself, ignoring the fact that I'm not a switch hitter... btw, I think he's got one of your beers up there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 I'm fairly sure that this man has one of my beers in his ass, as well as the rest of the six pack, the bottle opener, and no less than three (3) illegal immigrants. But still, Smart, there's no shame in having caused such a cataclysm in another man's anus. Perfectly heterosexual men do that too. I mean, look at him, he's even got a wedding ring! beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 http://www.seemesmile.com/photos3/1850735a.jpg'> a visual representation of my package. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 ....i charge 150 an hour, but for you smart, ill knock it down to $75, maybe more if bring some flicks...haha... you can smoke all the cubans you want during the session aser1ne that 8 inches you speak of, thats after you slapped on the penis pump right? fruedoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 jesus secret! that thing broke the screen on my other computer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- http://www.seemesmile.com/photos3/1850735a.jpg'> a visual representation of my package. hahahahahahaha!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Originally posted by ASER1NE sadly im also part of this genetic freak group ......8" outta shower . of course you realize that us normal folk will never be able to take pity on you right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 the only reason your thang ended up that long is cuz you tied a rock to the end of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unit Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 Originally posted by Gouged out 3rd Eye the only reason your thang ended up that long is cuz you tied a rock to the end of it. You mean cinder block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 This is one great thread... I really dont think my weiner is that great, my ex said she was more than perfect for her, and we still get it on, even after we broke up and shes dating someone else... So i guess im fine.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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