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do NOT discuss the mammoth size of my penis on our boards

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Smart, Feb 27, 2002.

  1. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    yes, it's gargantuan, I can't help it, it's simply genetics... I never asked for it, I was just blessed that way, so let's all just stop discussing it.

    Those who can't let go of their fascination with my 'horse cock' may find themselves slapped across the face with 9 inches of limp dick!

    *if I get it hard it's considered a 'bludgeon' and therefore a lethal weapon.
  2. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
  3. HAHAHAHA, what the fuck happened to you bro?
    'Smarts sticky thread wave'
  4. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ...you realize ofcourse that my background in psychology leads me to believe me that you are insecure of your manhood and have inadequate, um, representation of the aforementioned organ...one could also assume that you never made it outta the phallic stage of development...

    just jealous i cant sticky random thoughts

  5. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 3,195 Likes Received: 25
    let me guess, you also have a big red car too...........................
  6. 23578

    23578 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2000 Messages: 2,521 Likes Received: 0
    Um, dude I've got some positive results out of sticking enema's, veggies, fingers in there, but I've never considered a mammoth penis, hmm.
  7. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 3
  8. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    mental invalid has a background in psychology ????

    On the giving or recieving end???
  9. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    a minor actually, it was for a little bit my major in school...

    not quite sure what the hell receiving and giving meant...im assuming its perverse...but im somewhat a space cadet so ill just say no comment? or giving....no no wait...receiving....no no no both...oh wait....geesh...forget it
  10. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    let me rephrase...

    were you sitting on the couch talking,
    or sitting in the chair taking notes ?

    nothing pervese about that (unless Freud comes into play)
  11. Are2

    Are2 Guest

  12. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    what? slap it down on the scanner? ewwwww~!
  13. Are2

    Are2 Guest

    ..uhh, i thought a photo would work..but that slapping on the scanner thing might be more interesting...
  14. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
  15. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    sadly im also part of this genetic freak group ......8" outta shower .