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DNA stories

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, Feb 5, 2003.

  1. Tesser: did you know that lizards grow a new tail if it gets cut out?
    fr8o: really?
    fr8o: dude, that's rad
    fr8o: i want that on my car
    Tesser: man, if i was lizard i'd find the perfect dose of tail, and i'd just sit on my ass eating my tail like theres no tommorow
    Tesser: Dope dna mix: VW/lizard
    fr8o: hahahahahahahahaahahahaahah
    fr8o: holler, holler.
     
  2. NAYM IS DEAD

    NAYM IS DEAD Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2002 Messages: 134 Likes Received: 0
    aww man i thought this was going to be about the DNA SXE crew from syracuse...id talk shit about them but theyre all really big...
     
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2


    sit on your ass and eat your tail?

    Is it possible to have an ass and a tail ?

    you've got some crazed DNA son!
     
  4. Re: Re: DNA stories


    off course its posible, lizards have both...you want a sketch?
     
  5. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    YES. I do need a sketch as it's hard to visualize.

    http://www.nevadawilderness.org/wilderness/lizard_tail.jpg'>
    ^ I dont see ass !
     
  6. even though it was meant metaphorical for the most part here it goes:


    the lizards ass(butocks is better) is cover by the tail....thats why you dont see it)


    A lizard thats sitting on its ass and eats its own tail looks like a sitted man that tries to suck his own dick...only its a lizard...

    bon apetite
     
  7. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    well...
    you'd have to remove the tail before you get to the ass, hence making it impossible to sit on the ass and eat the tail.

    chicken vs. egg for the 2k3 !
     
  8. Man...cant a lizard sit on her tail AND ass?...jeez
     
  9. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    i've got a gazillion DNA stories..

    just today i digested some DNA with restriction enzymes, ran them on a 1% agarose gel and phenol-chloroform purified the samples..

    next i will be ligating the purified DNA insert to a variety of different vectors in varied concentrations, then tomorrow those ligations will be transformed into DH5-alpha E.coli cells.

    this will be used in a multitude of PCR protocols, including site-directed mutagenesis, direct sequencing, and transfection
    :king:
     
  10. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    ^ very cool! but can it make a decent cup of coffee ?
     
  11. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    i can make a decent cup of anything..;) ;)
     
  12. doctor unk

    doctor unk Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 1, 2000 Messages: 216 Likes Received: 0
    DNA?...in syracuse?

    theres another DNA crew...whatll take to get those guys to stop writing that......and....hahaha.......what does it stand for for them....hahaha
    i have a lizard...
     
  13. S@T@N

    S@T@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    I learned how to excel in biological warfare by making super germs.

    We took some E. Coli samples on an agarose gel like !@#$% did,
    but ours had a mixture of Kanamycin (antibiotic). After letting the
    culture sit for a day, we came back and found what we expected:
    99% of the bacteria were gone. There were, however, a few small
    colonies of bacteria remaining. These bacteria had a gene for resistance
    to kanamycin. We also did the same experiment with a group of bacteria
    subjected to ampicillin in their agar. The surviving bacteria in both
    batches were then placed in pipettes. Using DNA restriction enzymes
    we cut the 2 bacteria's chromosomes in strategic places that would
    allow the genes for antibiotic resistance to float freely. Then, using
    DNA Ligase, we attempted to reattach those chromosomes to make
    a gene with resistance to both antibiotics. We then took a fresh batch
    of E. Coli that had been on a 'feeding' pattern and introduced them to
    the engineered chromosomes at a point in the day when they would be
    most active, hoping they would take in said chromosomes. These
    bacteria were then put on a petri dish with an agarose gel that contained
    BOTH kanamycin and ampicillin, and allowed to grow overnight. The
    bacteria that thrived on the plate the next day had resistance to both
    of the used antibiotics.


    Using this method I could easily create an unstoppable strain of the
    bacteria responsible for strep throat, bronchitis, etc.

    The world is at my mercy.... Muhahahhaha.
     
  14. NAYM IS DEAD

    NAYM IS DEAD Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2002 Messages: 134 Likes Received: 0
    Re: DNA?...in syracuse?

    it has nothing to do with graff at all..its a stupid straight edge crew...but i wouldnt talk shit because well...they beat up the cromags...not kidding...if anyone was at hellfest they mightve seen a little scuffle between DNA and harley flannigan that was started when earth crisis beat the shit out of the cro mags in europe...those guys arent to be fucked with...
     
  15. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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