shaolinmasta Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 who here has copped the bad case of limp dick? fucken this has happened to me 2 nights in a row!!! its fucken pissing me off tha 1st night i had this bitch took her to my bungalow and came 2wice american pie styles and this bitch isnt even good looking i spose it happened coz i hadnt rooted in a while... then last night i had 2 bitches in my bungalow both dogs but yeah pussys pussy u know this bitch started sucken my dick from limp to erect to tha max right then i went to go fuck the other chick lyin next to me and it went down:heated::hatred::mad2::bawling: then they started sayin they had to leave and i was like noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo so for last 2 nights ive had the pussy but havent been able to fuck it this happened to my friend and he reckons u have to not concentrate gettin it up and it will jus come up so tonight im gonna go to thier house with 2 or 3 bitches waitin there for me to root em which i will ill fuck the shit outta them coz they gonna blow me first and im quickly gonna slip it inside em and fuck all 3 of em :lick: :dazed: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 You really are a man. Smoke more pot, no really it helps you get it up. really, i swear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 damn that sucks man...viagra or something should fix it right up...wanna here something that sucks more...my friend is 19 and a virgin...hes fat and ugly and he was bout to finally get some pussy and he couldnt get hard...bitch never talked to him again....dont let that happen to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 dissapionted, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Soumds like a man with a plan... I think alot of your problem is fuckin around with ugly ass girls..The only reason I say that is because you said it yourself..I had the same problem and all it took was some dazzy duke shorts...Sounds crazy but I saw those damn shorts and couldn;t keep it down...:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by Glik0 You really are a man. Smoke more pot, no really it helps you get it up. really, i swear. it makes you last longer too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 no doubt. learn kegals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by shaolinmasta catholic HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 :loopy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 I don't think you understand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superstarism Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 heres a funny story. i lost my virginity tonight. go me. i lasted much longer than i thought i would. it was a good time, i look forward to many more succesfull sexual relations in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 I don't think you understand... is it ur giving me shit for being catholic or ur giving me shit because of tha bullshit catholic rules on how ur not sposed to bang until ur married? whatever it is i dont give a fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by shaolinmasta is it ur giving me shit for being catholic or ur giving me shit because of tha bullshit catholic rules on how ur not sposed to bang until ur married? whatever it is i dont give a fuck I'm just pointing out your hypocracy and how you are a disgrace to your religion. You claim you are catholic, but you disobey catholic rule. I'm sure you were just raised catholic, so you just say you are because...i dont know...maybe its your attempt at sounding like you are a good person..."Oh I'm catholic." "Oh how nice! He is catholic. Weee!". But look at you...talking about "fuckin bitches"...I'm sure the people within your religion would be proud of you. If you don't follow the COMMANDMENTS of your little religion there, why even fucking claim that you are a part of it? Foolish.. And as for your, "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" statement...well...thats nice to know that you toss out the chance at indulging in a shred of intellect. Its so much better to follow the childish ramblings of UR FAYVORITE RAP STARZZZZ!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 what he said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 i do believe in god though im just not a religious extremist unlike u, u seem to prefer satan u silly faggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by shaolinmasta i do believe in god though im just not a religious extremist unlike u, u seem to prefer satan u silly faggot its not about being an extremist or not...its just you saying you are something you are not. sure...if you believe in a god, then have a good time with it...but dont lie to yourself. and no, i am not a satanist (not like you would know what one really was anyway) and the silly faggot comment...i'm sorry, but i'm not an insecure child who takes offense to such aimless comments. maybe you do...but its not my thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 you represent the epitomy of ch.0 idiocy. hiphop don't stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by BROWNer you represent the epitomy of ch.0 idiocy. hiphop don't stop. guns and tanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 thats my bro hiphop dont stop and yeah i like a little internet beef its good for tha soul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 dissapionted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 BROWNer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 http://www.fhm.com/img/girls/federicafonta...ana/large/1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 I'm just pointing out your hypocracy and how you are a disgrace to your religion. You claim you are catholic, but you disobey catholic rule. I'm sure you were just raised catholic, so you just say you are because...i dont know...maybe its your attempt at sounding like you are a good person..."Oh I'm catholic." "Oh how nice! He is catholic. Weee!". But look at you...talking about "fuckin bitches"...I'm sure the people within your religion would be proud of you. If you don't follow the COMMANDMENTS of your little religion there, why even fucking claim that you are a part of it? Foolish.. And as for your, "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" statement...well...thats nice to know that you toss out the chance at indulging in a shred of intellect. Its so much better to follow the childish ramblings of UR FAYVORITE RAP STARZZZZ!! and that my friends is why im atheist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 I'm just pointing out your hypocracy and how you are a disgrace to your religion. You claim you are catholic, but you disobey catholic rule. I'm sure you were just raised catholic, so you just say you are because...i dont know...maybe its your attempt at sounding like you are a good person..."Oh I'm catholic." "Oh how nice! He is catholic. Weee!". But look at you...talking about "fuckin bitches"...I'm sure the people within your religion would be proud of you. If you don't follow the COMMANDMENTS of your little religion there, why even fucking claim that you are a part of it? Foolish.. And as for your, "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" statement...well...thats nice to know that you toss out the chance at indulging in a shred of intellect. Its so much better to follow the childish ramblings of UR FAYVORITE RAP STARZZZZ!! and that my friends is why im atheist :jpotato: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scumdog Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 the only time that happened was when i was with the girl i truly love no matter what. i think i was just nervous though........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by Zee_Zee I FUCKED THIS CHICK HEAPS BUT THE OTHER DAY MY NEW GIRLFRIENDS LIKE SO YOU WANNA FUCK AND IM LIKE OK I GOT THE DINGER THEN BY THE TIME I GOT BACK I WAS ON A LIMPER AND THEN IM LIKE......AND I DIDNT GET IT UP AGAIN BUT ITS OK COZ IN A HALF HOUR SHE WAS SMOKIN MY SALAMI AGAIN BUT I STILL DIDNT GET TO FUCK HER. KIND OF EMBARRASSING. OH WELL I'LL FUCK HER LATER stop talking australian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 following the commandments is extremist? i thought that was considered the bare minimum of what God wants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 shaolinmasta you got what you deserve...you got absoulutly no respect for girls calling them bitches...maybe if you turn into more of a man your dick wont be soo fucking limp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 so tonight im gonna go to thier house with 2 or 3 bitches waitin there for me you cant count??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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