TheoHuxtable Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Let's hear it. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> *Since Europe complained, the nastiest thing I remember was this Japanese girl I used to go with sat on my dick and told me she wanted to ride me "until cum exploded" out of my dick. This was about a year ago. She always used to seem fascinated with making me cum. I never understood that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 "you can stick it in your bootie when your pussy gets tired" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted April 20, 2004 Author Share Posted April 20, 2004 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 "i'd love 2 cocks between my legs and one in my mouth right now" "fuck me harder" "fuck me in the ass" "i wouldn't mind eating pussy and being fucked at the same time" all from my current girlfriend, who you may remember is a devout christian (and a str8 freak in the bedroom) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RASTAKINOVER Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC "i wouldn't mind eating pussy and being fucked at the same time" we got a winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 MMMMMMMMMMMMYUMMMMMMHMHMMMMMHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awarePTA Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 "lick my asshole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(no subject) Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 "skull and bones baby" If you knew what that meant, you would be worried. I will not explain it, it's too complex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 :nut: I want a mad horny girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Originally posted by (no subject) "skull and bones baby" If you knew what that meant, you would be worried. I will not explain it, it's too complex. i'm intrigued. i never had a REALLY dirty talker. just the usual dirt, nothin that would win any awards.:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC "i wouldn't mind eating pussy and being fucked at the same time" Get that fucking organized NOW what the fuck are you waiting for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Originally posted by TheoHuxtable Let's hear it. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> When starting threads like this, thread starter gives the first example himself or he looks like a pussy with no grilfriend. ABC, bring your lady when you are coming over :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 "Its like i have bloody coleslaw in my pants" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 this is actually funnier than it is dirty, but anyways ... we've been doing it in the butt so often lately, i'm worried i'm going to feel something trickle down my leg at work someday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 " I got a soar throat from swallowing, but it still tastes like candy so Ill keep swallowing" This was an ex that I never would have broken up with if I didnt have to move across the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 <span style='font-family:Marlett'> " VOMIT!" </span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 <span style='color:black'>"I love you!" After I nutted on her face and tits. Haha.</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC "i wouldn't mind eating pussy and being fucked at the same time" hot damn you got one hell of a girl..Get to getting on this..ahh yes also film it or take pictures.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 i don't have a girlfriend... and when these threads come up i have never remember anything to tell about.. boooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 i want my mad horney girl back, she comes home today after being away for the army since june of last year, who wants to bet she is completely changed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 "you didnt just blow your load in me" a girl from a few weekends ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ted Wakowski Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 "FUCK HER! YEAH! STICK THAT FUCKIN SHIT IN HER!! RAM IT IN!!!" --as we watched porn. She'd jump out of her chair and scream at the TV like it was a football game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 inkL, who the fuck?! don't make me slap somebody. ABC, i got your back on the eating pussy/fucking thing, but wanting two dicks in her, and one in her mouth?!?! need i remind you only have one dick, which means the other two will be supplied by someone else. maybe you're into the idea of another dude blowing your girls asshole out, but it's certainly not something i would enjoy at all. i'm pretty sure fight club used to some some gangster ass shit to me, but it was all in french, so god only knows what it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 let's go play in the mud, and get dirrrrrrrrty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 "hit me. hit me harder, slap my face, choke me" ^oh that might not be that dirty, but it sure was freaky. and the real fuckers know that you dont need words to start a 3way. Your girl just kisses the other girl, then you kiss the other girl, then you try like a fool to kiss both girls at once.... then it's ON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC "i'd love 2 cocks between my legs and one in my mouth right now" You got yourself a real freak over here. Nice. I’ve had lots of dirty talk, because I like to bring it out in them. One example is “pee on me.” I don’t have much of a memory right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diss co Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 this girl i work with: you'll ask me to quit cuz the blowjobs i give never made a guy last more than 5min........... she was right :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 poop on my chest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 No comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Originally posted by seeking inkL, who the fuck?! don't make me slap somebody. ABC, i got your back on the eating pussy/fucking thing, but wanting two dicks in her, and one in her mouth?!?! need i remind you only have one dick, which means the other two will be supplied by someone else. maybe you're into the idea of another dude blowing your girls asshole out, but it's certainly not something i would enjoy at all. i'm pretty sure fight club used to some some gangster ass shit to me, but it was all in french, so god only knows what it was. You don't have to slap anyone..hehehe. Its a quote from an Avenue D song, Orgasmatron. You should check them out they're pretty funny girls. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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