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*Since Europe complained, the nastiest thing I remember was this Japanese girl I used to go with sat on my dick and told me she wanted to ride me "until cum exploded" out of my dick. This was about a year ago. She always used to seem fascinated with making me cum. I never understood that.

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"i'd love 2 cocks between my legs and one in my mouth right now"

 

"fuck me harder"

 

"fuck me in the ass"

 

"i wouldn't mind eating pussy and being fucked at the same time"

 

 

 

all from my current girlfriend, who you may remember is a devout christian (and a str8 freak in the bedroom)

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"FUCK HER! YEAH! STICK THAT FUCKIN SHIT IN HER!! RAM IT IN!!!"

 

--as we watched porn. She'd jump out of her chair and scream at the TV like it was a football game.

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inkL,

who the fuck?! don't make me slap somebody.

 

ABC,

i got your back on the eating pussy/fucking thing, but wanting two dicks in her, and one in her mouth?!?! need i remind you only have one dick, which means the other two will be supplied by someone else. maybe you're into the idea of another dude blowing your girls asshole out, but it's certainly not something i would enjoy at all.

 

i'm pretty sure fight club used to some some gangster ass shit to me, but it was all in french, so god only knows what it was.

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"hit me. hit me harder, slap my face, choke me"

 

^oh that might not be that dirty, but it sure was freaky.

 

 

and the real fuckers know that you dont need

words to start a 3way. Your girl just kisses the

other girl, then you kiss the other girl,

then you try like a fool to kiss both girls at once.... then it's ON!

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

"i'd love 2 cocks between my legs and one in my mouth right now"

 

You got yourself a real freak over here. Nice.

 

I’ve had lots of dirty talk, because I like to bring it out in them. One example is “pee on me.” I don’t have much of a memory right now.

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Originally posted by seeking

inkL,

who the fuck?! don't make me slap somebody.

 

ABC,

i got your back on the eating pussy/fucking thing, but wanting two dicks in her, and one in her mouth?!?! need i remind you only have one dick, which means the other two will be supplied by someone else. maybe you're into the idea of another dude blowing your girls asshole out, but it's certainly not something i would enjoy at all.

 

i'm pretty sure fight club used to some some gangster ass shit to me, but it was all in french, so god only knows what it was.

 

 

You don't have to slap anyone..hehehe. Its a quote from an Avenue D song, Orgasmatron. You should check them out they're pretty funny girls. ;)

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