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Dirtiest thing your girlfriend has said to you...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by TheoHuxtable, Apr 20, 2004.

  1. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
    Let's hear it. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'>

    *Since Europe complained, the nastiest thing I remember was this Japanese girl I used to go with sat on my dick and told me she wanted to ride me "until cum exploded" out of my dick. This was about a year ago. She always used to seem fascinated with making me cum. I never understood that.
  2. seven.13

    seven.13 Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 5, 2000 Messages: 3,572 Likes Received: 19
    "you can stick it in your bootie when your pussy gets tired"
  3. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    "i'd love 2 cocks between my legs and one in my mouth right now"

    "fuck me harder"

    "fuck me in the ass"

    "i wouldn't mind eating pussy and being fucked at the same time"

    all from my current girlfriend, who you may remember is a devout christian (and a str8 freak in the bedroom)


    Joined: Jul 8, 2003 Messages: 527 Likes Received: 0
    we got a winner
  6. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123
  7. awarePTA

    awarePTA Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 16, 2004 Messages: 179 Likes Received: 0
    "lick my asshole."
  8. (no subject)

    (no subject) Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2004 Messages: 127 Likes Received: 0
    "skull and bones baby"

    If you knew what that meant, you would be worried.

    I will not explain it, it's too complex.
  9. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    I want a mad horny girlfriend.
  10. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i'm intrigued.

    i never had a REALLY dirty talker. just the usual dirt, nothin that would win any awards.:(
  11. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    Get that fucking organized NOW what the fuck are you waiting for?
  13. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    "Its like i have bloody coleslaw in my pants"
  14. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 8, 2002 Messages: 1,644 Likes Received: 0
    this is actually funnier than it is dirty, but anyways ...

  15. PalestineOne

    PalestineOne Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2004 Messages: 1,177 Likes Received: 0
    " I got a soar throat from swallowing, but it still tastes like candy so Ill keep swallowing"

    This was an ex that I never would have broken up with if I didnt have to move across the country.