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dildo w/no balls + mini chocolate covered doughnuts = ?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by swif1, Apr 25, 2002.

  1. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 28
    yeah, my friend found a dirty ass dick at the parking lot at a restaurant while he was sweeping the parkinglot.

    no testicles on it though.

    it's dirty from being rolled on the ground.

    my other friend had an idea...so i placed it underneath the windshield wiper of a car.

    then rubbed some chocolate on the head.

    my friend knows the girl...(he also works there)...he thinks she's annoying.

    so anyway, i dont know...too bad i can't be around her when she shes it.
     
  2. Carl Carlson

    Carl Carlson Guest

    My friend used to take his girls dildo, tie it to the bottom of his leg so some of it's showing, then go ride his motorcycle around and hope for lot's of redlights.
     
  3. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
  4. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 28
    haha
     
  5. platapie

    platapie Guest

    you should have put the dildo in her muffler and tape it shut. when she takes the tape off to find a dildo. oooh yes the laughter.
     
  6. DirtySanchez

    DirtySanchez Member

    Joined: Feb 1, 2002 Messages: 946 Likes Received: 0
    my friends sister had a huge double headed dildo in her pantie drawer. we would take it out and chase her around the house with it.

    we never did catch her........
     
  7. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    my buddies aunt (who he lived with) had a whole box full of dildos and such, needless to say there were many drunk oven mitt protected dildo sword fights on the reg.
     
  8. Secret

    Secret Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2000 Messages: 3,169 Likes Received: 0
    I remember a few years ago a friend and I found an orange dildo in her grandma's closet. Even senior citizens need some lovin'.
     
  9. dai

    dai Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2001 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 0
    i remember a day, me and a friend were rummaging though his mom's room for adderal and loot...and he came across his mother's unusually large dildo (for an unusually large women), lubricants, and dildo cleaning shit. man you shoulda seen his face, definately a classic kodak moment.
     
  10. el barto

    el barto Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 14, 2001 Messages: 2,627 Likes Received: 1
  11. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    i bet it was. there cant be a more stomach turning find than that
     
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