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Did you hear about this sheep...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by deph, Apr 28, 2004.

  1. deph

    deph New Jack

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0

    Shrek the sheep faces his shearers

    Shrek managed to escape the scissors for six years running
    A sheep in New Zealand has become something of a celebrity after dodging the shearers for six years.
    The 10-year-old merino sheep, nicknamed Shrek, is thought to have avoided his annual haircut by hiding in rock caves.

    But his luck came to an end when he was spotted by Ann Scanlan, at Bendigo hill station on South Island.

    She tried to sneak up on the animal, but despite carrying a fleece weighing nearly 27kg he managed to escape.

    "Next thing Ann came screaming down the ridge [saying] 'I've just seen this thing'," said hill station owner John Perriam. "I sort of thought she'd lost her marbles really."

    Another man, Daniel Devine, finally managed to capture the elusive animal.

    Shearers estimate that Shrek's coat is so large it could provide enough merino wool to make more than 20 large suits.


    and thats a dudue under him not part of the Sheep.
  2. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3

    That sheep is fucking bling.
  3. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    imagine how much spilled semen that thing could clean up.
  4. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
  5. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    I'd better start whacking off now.