non-hetero Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 Inquiring minds want to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 yes he did, 'fucking' as in Jesus Fucking Christ youre a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 I think it was hector or henry. Jesus H. Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 Bill or Charlie I believe...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 jesus domingo gonzalez, christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 JESUS D. CHRIST JESUS DEEEEEEZ NUUUUTZZZZZZZZ! My bong is named: Hay Sues Kris Toe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 it was the universal middle name michelle jesus michelle christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L*S*D Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 Everyone knows it was Jorge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 his real full name wasnt really jesus christ. it woulda been something like john ben joseph or something like that. his name would be his fathers name and something else. i'm not exactly sure what is was.......but yeah something of that sort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 His real name was beardo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 please believe it was potato................ ...........tubers know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 JEEZUHS Jesus christ is the closest english pronounciation of his actual name which is only pronouncable in arameic. In welsh Jesus Christ is Iesu Grist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING OF HELL Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 it was Sal. Jesus Sal Christ. dude made a killer alfredo sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 My middle name is Christopher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 i would think they would have called him by his joseph's last name firt..and jeshua would have sounded nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 http://www.bartertown.org.uk/images/jjalbumsm.gif'> iono what is jesus jones' middle name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 Raul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/history/virtual/portrait/jesus-sacredht.jpg'> Christ wasn't jesus' last name, damn. Don't fuck with jesus he will own your ass after death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 I'm pretty sure his middle initial is H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 Originally posted by S@T@N I think it was hector or henry. Jesus H. Christ. Originally posted by Smart I'm pretty sure his middle initial is H. been done :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 Well, to cool everyones jets on the subject... A few years ago I was at this party and Jesus was there doing a little self-promoting. It was kind of weird because you would think that if Jesus walked in a room full of people... there would be silence or some crazy shit like that. Though in walked in almost un-noticed. I caught him rapping with a few girls in the backyard about an hour after he showed up. I decided to smooth over and find out what he was dulling out to these ladies of the night. Turns out he was feeling a bit overwhelmed with the state of things. War, famine, crime... all that. He felt that his true followers were respectfully keeping a distnce and waiting for his return, while the "psychos"... as he put it... were standing on street corners screaming at the top of their lungs and handing out cards. Just like he asked them not to in his book. So he was out making his rounds to gain support for his return. Though he didn't have a set date, he kept saying. The girls weren't having it. I mean, they were so glass-eyed from the cocktails that I'm sure they don't even remember talking to him. Sad. As they walked away from him he turned to me and smiled. Asked how I was doing and told me that my mom would pull through. I started to ask how he knew my mom was in the hospital, but I quickly realized who I was talking to. I said thanks and asked what was up. He handed me his business card and went on to explain in further detail about his woes for the world. Later that night, when I got home and was emptying out my pockets I saw the business card. I had forgot to reaad it when he handed it to me. It said "Jesus H. Christ" on it. And under his name it said "Carpenter, Prohpet and all around good guy". It had a phone number and an email address but I don't remember either. I felt so stupid for not asking him what his middle name is. because It's been sort of a joke for so many years. But it would have been nice to know for sure. Though from talking to him and hanging out for bit... he seemed like a Hal to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 wow, a joker post. havent seen one of them in a while. neways, his middle name is bob. i saw him last nite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 Originally posted by Joker Well, to cool everyones jets on the subject... A few years ago I was at this party and Jesus was there doing a little self-promoting. It was kind of weird because you would think that if Jesus walked in a room full of people... there would be silence or some crazy shit like that. Though in walked in almost un-noticed. I caught him rapping with a few girls in the backyard about an hour after he showed up. I decided to smooth over and find out what he was dulling out to these ladies of the night. Turns out he was feeling a bit overwhelmed with the state of things. War, famine, crime... all that. He felt that his true followers were respectfully keeping a distnce and waiting for his return, while the "psychos"... as he put it... were standing on street corners screaming at the top of their lungs and handing out cards. Just like he asked them not to in his book. So he was out making his rounds to gain support for his return. Though he didn't have a set date, he kept saying. The girls weren't having it. I mean, they were so glass-eyed from the cocktails that I'm sure they don't even remember talking to him. Sad. As they walked away from him he turned to me and smiled. Asked how I was doing and told me that my mom would pull through. I started to ask how he knew my mom was in the hospital, but I quickly realized who I was talking to. I said thanks and asked what was up. He handed me his business card and went on to explain in further detail about his woes for the world. Later that night, when I got home and was emptying out my pockets I saw the business card. I had forgot to reaad it when he handed it to me. It said "Jesus H. Christ" on it. And under his name it said "Carpenter, Prohpet and all around good guy". It had a phone number and an email address but I don't remember either. I felt so stupid for not asking him what his middle name is. because It's been sort of a joke for so many years. But it would have been nice to know for sure. Though from talking to him and hanging out for bit... he seemed like a Hal to me. Bumping just for this post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 jesus m. holler fo sheeeezy nigga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 let me clear this up.... You ever see the initals IHS on a cross? Well you would have if you weren't picking your nose in sunday school. Well in the middle ages, Jesus was spelt IHESUS. So it was condensed to IHS. A latin saying "Jesus Hominum Salvator" (Jesus Saviour of Men), could be mistaken as Jesus H. Christ. so there ya go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 bhahaha, picking your nose rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Nighter Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 his middle name was MERVIN...Jesus MERVIN Crist.:):mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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